Previously
on Project Runway: teams of two had to make clothing out of the contents of
storage bins. Then they had to make a third look which was somehow related. The
teams were pretty drama-free. Kini made a dress out of a soccer ball and was
made the winner. Pretty much exactly what the judges love when they have
“unconventional materials”. Korina and Char were deemed the worst, but rather
than just getting rid of Korina (because we all know they won’t get rid of
Char) they made the two of them make a dress in an hour to be judged again.
Korina complained mightily about how Char was terrible and this was not fair
and blah blah, and then was eliminated. Then went back to the Scrap Bin to call
Char out and then be like “It’s not about you.” Should Char still be in the
competition? Well she’s been saved three times, by many counts. Is Korina a
better designer? Maybe. Is it possible that Korina knows it’s the producers’
fault she’s out and they just made sure to edit out all her bitching at them so
it looks like she blames Char? Yeah they would totally do that. But I don’t care. She still complained about
how Char was so much worse than her and she’s been complaining about everyone this whole time. All her sound
bites are condescending declarations about how no one else is anywhere near her
level. Yeah, editing, but the words still have to come out of your mouth. Char
could have sent down a naked model and I would still be glad Korina was
eliminated because then I don’t have to hear her anymore. And I am guessing
many agree with me. (click for more)
Tim
wakes everyone up and pretends he doesn’t know how they live. You know he’s
seen those apartments before. He gives them ten minutes to get ready and get to
the rooftop. Kini says this is apparently the last regular episode before the
finale. Anyway, Tim is on the roof with Ryan who works for Lexus. Ugh. Make a
“street chic” look. You should be able to wear it every day but it has to be
“fashionable” and “progressive”. Whatever. These directions are always so
vague. This is the last thing the judges will use to decide about Fashion Week,
which I think is telling. Remember when the last challenge was avant-garde?
That was back when being too commercial would cause you to lose. So everyone
has to go out “on the street” to get inspired. Plus they can use some Lexus
cars. They have two days (twist alert). There is no way they would give them
two days for a look that I could probably buy at the mall right now.
So
they ride in the cars, but you’ll notice they’re not allowed to drive them.
Amanda takes graffiti pictures, and Emily seems to also. Emily wants to make a
“mega-hoodie” but it hasn’t fit any challenges yet. Char takes pics of window
displays…so pictures of clothes. She’s also loving the decorations but sure.
Sean is taking pics of random people. People at Mood seem to be planning to
make complicated things. Not “every day” wear but that’s boring so I’m not that
upset.
Tim
gives everyone until midnight. You know tomorrow will bring a twist. Plus I
watched the previews so that thing hasn’t happened. Amanda is spending all day
on her pattern. Char has a ton of flaps and petals for her skirt. Pretty much
as expected you can hear everyone talk about how they’re spacing out their work
over the two days, so even if you hadn’t seen the previews you’d know something
is up. Everyone goes to eat, and Char talks about how she apparently thought
she was friends with Korina. Why did you think that? I’m not sure if Char
brought this up but everyone else seems to be really uncomfortable. I wonder if
the producers told her to talk about it. Then Char is like “I’m glad I don’t
have a heart like that” which is a true statement but maybe read the room?
Sean, though, interviews that Korina didn’t leave on a good note and will
regret what she did. I doubt it but OK. Maybe everyone agrees with Char but
they don’t want to say so. Char makes a joke about the car and they laugh. Kini
says without Korina there is no tension. Was she the cause of all the tension?
Maybe? I remember one episode she was walking around being nosy about
everyone’s stuff. Whatever, the narrative is that no one is sorry Korina’s
gone.
Day
2. The eliminated looks are on display for everyone! That’s the twist! Remember
when they did that last season and Justin took the look that got him eliminated
and then he cried and everyone was like “aww” but you knew they only had that
challenge so he would do that and everyone would feel emotionally satisfied?
They’ve only put out five looks, even though many more people than that were
eliminated. And Char’s look is not there. They’ve picked out certain looks.
Samantha, Fade, Sandhya, Mitchell, and Korina. Oh, because they decided they’d
rather have drama than “Char’s redemption through fixing her look.” I see.
Anyway,
Tim comes in and the designers just laugh at him. Redo the losing looks. Some
of them are terrible, but a couple are just boring. Like, Samantha’s is just a
plain dark gown. The two looks (the “street” look and the “fix the loser” look)
do not have to be related. “Random” draw to pick. Emily takes Samantha, Char
takes Korina (because it has the most fabric), Amanda takes Fade’s
“avant-garde” thing. Kini takes Mitchell’s red dress, which screws Sean into
taking Sandhya’s pink onesie peplum thing. Back to Mood, which is not exciting.
Back
at Parsons, Tim is like, we are giving you assistance! Yay! But of course it’s
the designers whose looks they’re fixing. Korina has a bitchface, but in her
defense (I KNOW) she just got eliminated yesterday so I’m sure she’s not OK
with it yet. Tim makes sure to tell everyone the “helpers” are not designing.
Of course you are being helped by whoever’s look you’re redoing. SURE. You
can’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose. Char can’t remake her own look? You knew
they’d be coming back and Char just HAPPENED to pick the look of the person
that hates her? I am sure the producers did that shit on purpose. They didn’t
have helpers last season. I bet they knew Korina went off on Char and they
changed the challenge at the last minute so they could pair those two up and
drink in the drama. That’s a pretty shit move, producers. So they pair everyone
off, and there are hugs all around. Char claps when they tell Korina she’s her
partner but Korina just keeps her bitchface on. Everyone stares. Char is like,
yeeaahhh….this is going to be a problem. Korina says that she is still really
upset, and doesn’t think she’d be able to put enough effort into helping Char.
I wouldn’t trust her to put any effort into helping anyone at any time, but at
least she’s trying. I guess. Korina tells Tim they chose the wrong person.
Girl, it is over. I know but they aren’t going to change their minds now. Oh,
maybe she means “you chose the wrong person” like, “you should have picked
another eliminated designer to be a helper”. Tim says Char picked Korina’s
look, and Korina is like “that doesn’t matter” even though you know it does.
Maybe she’d still be upset but you know it’s worse that it’s Char. Tim is like,
OK bye. And Korina leaves and slams the door. Interviews from everyone on how
she needs to suck it up. Perhaps the most damning is from Amanda, who knows how
it hurts to be eliminated, and says “it doesn’t hurt any worse for her, and I
would know.” Amanda says “The judges sent her home. Not Char.” Tim promises to
find someone else for Char, who says she would have made it work. Sandhya
thanks Sean for picking her look, and everyone laughs.
OK
time to work. Tim returns with Alexander…who also was upset Char was not
eliminated instead of him. But you’ll remember he kept that opinion in
confessional, plus it’s been a couple of days, so he seems in a much better
mood.
Tim
Time! Amanda has her graffiti. I feel like this is a cliché now. There is some
volume, and colorblocking. Emily has a print that makes a giant face from far
away. The redo is mostly the same because Samantha’s look wasn’t bad, just
boring. Tim wants it not to be something you could buy, which is not something
the judges seem to care about any more. Char is inspired by a window display
with paper airplanes behind the mannequin, so it’s like a starburst. But she
put a pocket in the skirt, which is weird. Maybe simple was the way to go. Tim
is trying to have her do the same thing on both looks but didn’t he say they
didn’t have to match? Plus she claimed her reason for taking Korina’s look was because
it had the most fabric, but she’s not using any of it. Tim likes Kini’s, sort
of, but he thinks they could go to Michael Kors and buy his outfit. Hmm. You
asked for “streetwear” and you got “streetwear”. Don’t complain about it now.
Sean has high-waisted pants and some kind of white shirt with cutouts. He’s
using Sandhya’s pink but that’s about it. It feels like Tim is really harsh on
everyone but then the judges go against him all the time. His advice is not as
useful as it was, maybe.
Sean
ditches the pants he was going to make to try to take Tim’s advice. Emily is
having a hard time dealing with the redo. She just wants to make her hoodie.
Model fitting. Lots of hugs. Kini is making his skirt more complicated. Sean
has put long pink fringe on his pink jacket. What? WHAT. Sigh. Sandhya is doing
a lot of finishing so Sean can make a new skirt. Char is behind. She’s telling
Alexander how to sew the top, and when he says he knows how to do it she’s like
“well I’m just making sure.” Char, you should be worshiping at his feet. Come
on. On the way out there is some moonwalking for some reason.
Runway
day. The helpers are back. Sean’s skirt is way too small. Char can’t get her
top to fit right. Hot makeup guy Scott. Last minute working and interviews
about how much everyone wants to go to Fashion Week, even though we all know
they ALL went to Fashion Week. Can we please stop pretending that doesn’t
happen?
Guest
judge is Shay Mitchell who is an actress. Amanda: maxi dress with several
colors. The bodice is sleeveless and black, with a deep narrow keyhole. Then
the top part of the skirt is tweed, and then on the bottom is some puce and
some orange. It looks cool from a colorblocking standpoint but the front of the
skirt has the slit so as she walks, it looks like she has pants. Also I’m not a
big fan of the color combo. The back has a pattern too but it looks heavy.
Remake look: short black dress, with some draping to make asymmetrical cutouts.
Like she took a crop top with Fade’s original lines and then put some black
over one side of it. The skirt is the same way. It’s not terrible. At least you
can see Fade’s dress in it.
Emily:
big sweater coat in black and gray, and a tunic and leggings in a print that’s
reddish-orange with white dots. From far away the print makes a big face on her
top. It’s cool and bold. The coat has a big hood but it seems shapeless. I like
the print even though the print is carrying the outfit. Redo: navy strapless
top with one shoulder, and a short skirt in a blue and black print that looks
really familiar. It’s more interesting than a long dark gown, I suppose. But
it’s not very exciting.
Sean:
white skirt that is cut like jodhpurs. So the hips are wider, but the skirt
hits below the knee. It looks interesting. The top is a short sleeved button
down top, with cut-outs at the shoulders. But not across the top of the shoulders,
in the front along the seam attaching the sleeve to the bodice. Everything is
super crisp. The top doesn’t button all the way down, but has a box pleat in
the back. Redo: shorts and a long sleeved jacket, all in hot pink, with long
fringe on the sleeves of the jacket. So it’s like Sandhya’s look in that it’s
too much. The jacket is cropped and the fringe is longer than the shorts.
Char:
cropped bustier in a black and white print. Eh. The skirt is a long purple pencil
skirt, with a pocket, and one side all covered in petals. The petals are just
rectangles, but they’re only on one side so it looks weird and lopsided. Redo: it’s
just a black dress with a belt in some fabric that is basically black. I can’t
see any details so it just looks lumpy. It in no way resembles Korina’s five
million pieces.
Kini:
black skirt and white top. The top is really plain, with a limp bow, and the
skirt has ruffles or something. Over this is a treated denim trench. Treated so
it’s all shiny. It’s not that exciting but it’s not ugly, I guess. Redo: long
red dress with one shoulder in chiffon, and a really high slit. The skirt is
tight all the way down, and I guess one long red dress looks like any other red
dress.
Kini
talks about his street look and the red dress. Heidi likes the trench but not
the top and skirt. It’s fighting? I guess? The skirt has fringe or something so
it’s busy. They tell him not to put things all over the place. You’ll notice
this is the opposite of Tim’s advice, because Tim told him it was boring. They
do love the red dress, because it’s so simple. The hem has a little train and
he fixed it so it was wavy. Emily’s hoodie looks like a fleece. Eh. Heidi
thinks the street look is too much like pajamas. The coat comes off and Emily
basically made a bodysuit, with a big flap with the face on it. Weird. Of
course the judges think this is spectacular. It’s a bodysuit with a turtleneck
and a huge bib. Whatever. The redo is boring and Nina doesn’t see Emily’s point
of view. Amanda’s long dress makes the model look really flat-chested. They
really love it, even though the skirt still looks strange. The hem is really
heavy or something. The redo looks like Tron. Oo, it does. They complain about
how that doesn’t look like Amanda either, but you know if she or Emily redid
the redo look to have their point of view, then they’d be like “but it doesn’t
look like the first look”. Also how is Kini’s red dress in any way indicative
of his point of view? Oh, right, it’s not.
Char
brags about the pocket on her skirt. The belt on the redo look is just some of
Korina’s coat which is all that is there. Nina says she has a good eye for
color but it is not effortless. The execution is not there. Plus the belt maybe
makes the model look wide? I don’t think so but sure. Sean’s white skirt has a
hem like a shirt, longer in the front and back and shorter on the sides.
Everyone LOVES the white outfit. Nina thinks it’s one of the best she’s seen on
the show. Certainly in recent memory. But they hate the fringe. Finally,
someone hates on some fringe.
Time
to beg for your spot! Kini wants to show them what he can do and he puts on a great
show. Emily has put herself in every look and she will make everything amazing.
Sean has shown them things they’ve never seen and he will continue to do that.
Amanda regrets her first season (whatever) and she wants to get redemption I
guess. Char sys she hasn’t gotten the chance to show herself 100%. Why not? Shouldn’t
you have done that by now?
Heidi
really loves Kini’s coat, but they don’t really like the outfit underneath. But
Zac admits it has ideas, so at least Kini is trying to be creative. They do not
like Char’s pocket or the black dress. Nina thinks she’s stepped up. Not really
but I guess we have to justify this. I think the back of Amanda’s maxi dress
has a big tie? Like an obi knot? They seem totally willing to overlook her redo
look because they love her maxi dress so much. They hate Emily’s redo look. The
back of the hoodie has some interesting cutting, but they complain that the
jumpsuit is not “runway ready”. You asked for street style, not avant-garde. Get
over it. As everyone is lusting after Sean’s white outfit Tim claims to have
set him on the right path. Sure. But not the fringe.
Heidi
says Emily and Char are competing for the fourth spot, but maybe they shouldn’t
even have four spots. Oh PLEASE. First of all, everyone showed and we all know
it so no one is on the edge of their seat at home hoping their favorite is not eliminated.
Secondly, you just admitted the number of “finalists” is not set in stone and
you change it depending on how you feel that day. I mean, we all figured that
was true, but did you really mean to admit it?
Kini
is in. He bounces up and down. Hee. Emily didn’t wow them enough, and is out.
She’s proud of herself for getting this far. Sean is in. Amanda is in. Heidi mentions
her second chance, so is SHE supposed to get redemption? You know this show loves its redemption. Char is also in. You
knew she’d be in. Tim Gunn Saves clearly make it to the finale. Emily’s glad
for her because she’s not a garbage person. Tim is like, I’d save you if I could.
Tim don’t do that. Tim asks everyone for a group hug.
Next
time: travel…to…Italy? WTF? Tim says something is too ready-to-wear which we
know is no longer a hindrance. The judges want a preview. Isn’t the season over
next week? How are they going to cram all that in?
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