Previously
on “Project Runway”: everyone acted like it was the “real
women” challenge, except that everyone used their models instead of
random women. They talked a big game about how everything was
supposed to be flattering for all body types and all of that, but
then the judges awarded the win to a jumpsuit with a giant keyhole in
the back. A keyhole lined in orange. It was a vagina, is what I'm
saying. I like Laurence but the average woman cannot wear an olive
green silk jumpsuit that is only “a little” baggy. In other news
Cornelius was very concerned with shittalking other people but no one
seemed to be encouraging him. Linda was out for making a sad sheer
kimono thing over a boring sweater dress. (click for more)