90 Day Fiance--"Make It or Break It" summary s6e11

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Eric pretty much begged his daughters to come to his wedding, because they knew he was choosing Leida over them. He even said he was, because his kids won't leave the country if they're upset, but Leida will. Tasha flat out refused to come to the wedding, and her sisters appear to be taking her side. Meanwhile Eric promised Leida she was ahead of his kids, even though in confessional he said he wouldn't marry anyone like this. Supposedly if Tasha shows up to the wedding, Leida won't cause a scene. Olga visited her friend, who suggested maybe Steven didn't apply for her visa at all, maybe he came here planning to take the baby. Then Steven admitted he waited to apply for the visa until he came to Russia, instead of months before like he told her. He vaguely explained that he didn't know if they were going to work out, but then he said that he is not taking Richie with him and proposed to Olga so it seems like all is forgiven. I still think someone yelled at him. Kalani dragged as much drama as possible out of her sister not knowing she was pregnant, but then she told her at the bachelorette party the night before the wedding. Kolini burst into tears like this was a personal affront and now they're mad at each other, I guess. Fernanda wrote Jonathan a letter about her point of view and apologized, then Jonathan apologized and they forgave each other. But Fernanda still demanded that he return home if she said so, and he agreed. Colt's mom didn't think she could forgive Larissa, but supposedly Colt talked to her and suddenly Larissa is ready to go get her nails done with Mom and apologize and say she can keep on living with them. Sure. Ashley and Jay got married in Vegas, and Ashley suddenly was so sad about not having her friends around she was mopey the whole time. And then she called the producers because Jay created a Tinder profile the day they got back from Vegas and he's been FaceTiming random women. Oh also she IMMEDIATELY went crying to Natalie, who sadly didn't tell her to get fucking bent and slam the door in her face. (click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"Where Truth Lies" summary s6e10

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Natalie came to Ashley's house to yell about how terrible Jay is. Ashley was not having it, because she says Natalie just wants attention and can't take a hint. Ashley and Jay headed to Vegas, where they had a minor argument about how much sex they should be having, a discussion they should probably have had three months ago. Larissa said she was going to be “sweet” so Colt wouldn't kick her out, and she sort of was but not really. Colt accepted her apology though. They went out with some friends and when Larissa whined about attention Colt rolled his eyes and they had a fight about it. Real healthy relationship. Steven's stupid ass got his son's passport taken care of, but he was very matter-of-fact about how he plans to take his son with him to America if Olga's visa isn't ready by the time he has to leave. Because how dare Olga keep him from his son's life, because it's obviously not his fault her visa isn't ready. Oops, spoiler! Kalani and Asuelu discovered she was pregnant, because they weren't using protection, and Kalani freaked out about how her life was ruined and took zero responsibility for this happening. Then Asuelu said some romantic things and suddenly she's sure she wants to get married. Eric decided that Tasha needed to move out, and this is hard but it's what is best for Tasha. He said Leida will leave the US if she's not happy, but Tasha won't, so he has to please Leida. Tania (Eric's ex) spoke to Leida, and Leida basically said she wasn't changing her mind and she didn't care if none of the kids came to the wedding. Jonathan went to meet his friend for drinks, and while there, Fernanda blew up his phone. When he got home, she was very upset he ignored her, because she was having a bad night and he was ignoring her. It sounds like she felt really lonely, or possibly was having a bad night mental health-wise, and Jonathan is all she has. At the same time, Jonathan felt he couldn't go out for an hour without her demanding attention, and she spends hours on the phone, not talking to him. They fought about his “sacrifices” and left things in a bad spot.(click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"Backed Into a Corner" summary s6e9

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Eric refused to stop paying child support, and Leida just kept repeating that she's not happy. So Eric said “This is over” and basically seemed fine with calling off the wedding. But then suddenly she said she understood and wouldn't protest the child support. We don't see any thought process or explanation for her changing her mind. My suspicion that Leida never changed her mind and just had her bluff called is supported by how she went back to the apartment and kicked Tasha out, effective immediately. Tasha wasn't going to go, but Eric appeared to back Leida up in a phone call, so she felt disowned and left. Larissa went dress shopping with Mom and Colt's cousin's wife Lea, and decided on a sexy dress because that's what Colt would want, except that it's double her budget so it's another thing she wants but is too expensive. Then Colt thought a barbecue would help Larissa and John stop hating each other, because he is an idiot. Of course they had a fight, with John deciding that Larissa was a terrible person for not wanting to live with Mom after they get married, and Larissa deciding that Mom had poisoned everyone against her and was out to ruin her life. Larissa uninvited John and family from her wedding, and then when Colt told her she needed to calm down she threw the ring on the floor and left the room. Fernanda basically shamed Jonathan into being nice to his mother, and having a closer relationship with his family. Because HER mother told her that how he treats his own mother, is how he's going to treat Fernanda. Kalani and Asuelu FINALLY had a conversation, except it was Kalani being mad that Asuelu shuts down and doesn't talk to her, and also that he tries to cuddle with her when she's mad. Asuelu explained that he's very physical, and so when she won't hug him, he thinks she's stopped loving him. Suddenly all of Kalani's doubts were gone, even though she acted like a disappointed mom the whole time and they never addressed the part where she said she didn't want to marry him because he's too immature to be left alone with the baby. Steven's stupid ass told Olga that his son's citizenship was the most important thing to him, more important than Olga's visa and also sightseeing when they go to Moscow to the embassy. They also meet Olga's best friend who knows what's up, and Steven does not convince anyone he's not an ass. Ashley and Jay canceled their wedding, because of racist threats, and she told her two bridesmaids that they were going to elope in Vegas instead. Then Natalie arrived at the house, because Natalie didn't take the obvious gift of not having to deal with these people's drama anymore. (click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"No Way Out" summary s6e8

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Colt and Larissa looked at one bedroom apartments, then broke the news to Colt's mom that she wouldn't be coming with them. It seems like she understood but wasn't happy about it. Jay apologized to Ashley, because as he has said, she'll never admit she's wrong so he has to do it. They then discovered that racist assholes have discovered their wedding website and have left a hundred comments with every slur imaginable and also threats of violence. Fernanda tried on wedding dresses, and Jonathan's mom came and made several snide comments, and then pretended to be sympathetic. Steven decided that Olga was paying too much attention to their two week old son so he lectured her on how she doesn't appreciate all the shit he does for her and how he should be the most important person. Olga sadly did not leave him stranded in Russia, but instead demanded to know why she had to do all the work in the relationship, and then got upset. Steven claimed to not want to make her cry, but completely failed to apologize or do anything other than continue to demand attention, because he's an asshole. Leida hated the hotel meeting room Eric got for the wedding, so she demanded extravagant flowers (which she got) and then also expensive furniture (which she did not get). Eventually she bitched about the child support, and threatened to break it off because in her opinion the child support prevents Eric from providing for her properly. Kalani went wedding dress shopping and was a giant drama queen about how she doesn't know if she wants to get married, because she won't act like an adult and have a conversation with Asuelu, as an equal, about her concerns. Kolini arrived and that was another whole stupid drama event because of course it is. She tried to get him to admit he's just with Kalani for her money, which is not the case, but he also tried to say Americans don't support their spouses' families, or something. Turns out that's because Asuelu's brother said some sexist shit on a phone call so clearly she's not supporting him. It's fair but she said it in the most condescending, lecturing mom tone possible. Asuelu's response was to say he wants to go home and walk out of the restaurant, which in the sisters' eyes is clearly worse than going shopping for a wedding dress you repeatedly claim to not want. (click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"Ready to Run" summary s6e7

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Colt and Larissa fought over the wedding. Larissa wants a fancy dinner at a fancy restaurant, like, say, this Brazilian steakhouse. Colt does not want to spend as much money. He made a stupid joke, then when Larissa got mad he tried to fix it by taking her to look at a venue, but then while there he flirted with the hostess and pissed off Larissa again. Steven continued to be an ass, but in interview he claimed to get it. But when actually speaking to Olga he acted like they both were causing the problem. Ashley decided she didn't trust Jay, even though she basically admitted to everyone that she didn't care if he was cheating on her in Jamaica (she also changed the story to “Natalie lied about Jay in Jamaica”). Now that he's here, apparently, he's not allowed to talk to anyone that's not his family and has to tell her where he's going. They had a really annoying fight about it, where Jay was offended that Ashley was suspicious but also wouldn't say anything to clear himself. I have zero patience for someone who kicked her best friend out of her life for saying “Jay cheated on you” but then can turn around and say “I don't trust him and he better not be cheating”. Eric and Leida finally went back to their lives, after taking Leida's family back to the airport. Reina was so unhappy she refused to say goodbye. Leida is apparently personally offended by the messy apartment, and she decided Tasha did it on purpose. As they met for the first time, Leida basically ordered Tasha to move out that day, while Eric tried to tell her he wasn't putting his daughter on the street, and also suggesting things like Tasha staying in a motel. Tasha pointed out that she's on the lease, and Leida isn't, so whatever. Kalani refused to deal with her problems like an adult and had her brother Nick take Asuelu out with the baby so that Nick could spy and see if Asuelu was “safe” with Oliver. Nick decided that putting the baby on his shoulders, while holding onto him, was so unsafe that Kalani shouldn't marry him. Asuelu was not happy to learn about the spying, because Kalani just flat out told him like it was no big deal. He asked if he always does things wrong then why is he here? Jonathan and Fernanda went to Chicago, where Jonathan's sister was pleasant in person but not very supportive in confessional. Jonathan's mom was passive aggressive and kept bringing up Fernanda's age and pretending she didn't mean to be harsh. (click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"Flirting With Disaster" summary s6e6

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Fernanda sulked overnight and eventually forgave Jonathan, although I'm not sure it was because of anything he actually did. I think she just got tired of making him beg forgiveness. Then he admitted to her that his mother only found out about the engagement on social media, and so maybe his family won't instantly love her. Olga finally had her Caesarian section and had a healthy baby boy. Steven is very self-absorbed, and only concerned about himself, until the baby is finally here and he is holding his son. He sadly did not faint at the sight of blood. This is short lived because as soon as Olga is discharged, he was over in the hospital yelling at her to hurry up and change into street clothes so they can go home because according to him, only being allowed into the hospital for an hour a day is the worst thing to happen to him. Larissa tried to get Colt to buy a better car, one with air conditioning, but he said it's not in the budget. She literally says she would rather have a car than a big wedding. Later Colt decided he needed to buy her a giant ring to propose properly, and Larissa showed the most emotion and love for Colt she has shown this whole season. This is after Colt took her to the Stratosphere, which is the tallest structure on the Vegas Strip, knowing she was afraid of heights. So he just didn't warn her because otherwise she wouldn't agree to go. Jay thought everyone was staring at him, because Ashley lives in a neighborhood with no black people. He got his hair cut and the guys at the barbershop were hilarious, plus he seemed much more comfortable with other black guys. Asuelu and Kalani drove to Utah. Asuelu is not used to car seats, so when Oliver started crying he took the baby out of the car seat while they were on the highway. Kalani completely lost her shit and screamed at him, so in response to her “treating [him] like a child”, he refused to speak to her until the next morning. They then met Kalani's brother Nick who felt the best way to start his relationship with his future brother-in-law is to demand a nickname because his name is too long, then give him a condom. Leida hated Eric's apartment so much she refused to sleep there, and then the next morning she took her whole family over to look at it. Immediately after they agreed that it was a dump, she changed her tune about how Eric was looking for somewhere else, and she'll just have to deal with it. I have no idea why she would say “My family won't let me stay here if they think it's not good enough” and then take them to the apartment to show them it wasn't good enough. Then her family tried to shame her into not forcing Tasha to move out and offered Eric money for a better place and Leida said she wasn't moving back and I have no idea. (click for more)

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90 Day Fiance--"Not What I Thought" summary s6e5

Previously on “90 Day Fiance”: Larissa wanted to buy a couch, but Colt's mom wouldn't let her buy one without Colt's input. She sulked for a while, and then we were told that Colt and his mom share a bank account and that Colt thought they'd continue that after marriage. Mom clarified later (on the live show) that they have a joint account for household expenses, but they also have separate accounts. She also said Larissa is really funny and has redeeming qualities. Larissa and Colt went to visit Colt's cousin, who decided they're not going to work out because Colt just wants sex, and Larissa is just using him for a green card. Olga went into labor, and Steven was a complete idiot about how he was going to be present for his son's birth, if he had to fight the whole hospital. They did eventually let him in, and then Olga went for a Cesarean section so who knows how Steven is going to react. Leida's family returned to Wisconsin, but not after she told Eric her son isn't comfortable with him, like that's going to help. When she finally saw his apartment, she was horrified because it's a huge mess. Eric blamed his daughter, but she said in the live show afterwards that he did not clean before leaving. Leida hated the apartment and she doesn't like that Eric speaks to his ex wife and she knows her family will hate it too. Ashley threw Jay a surprise party, and of course Jay and Natalie had to have a conversation where he demanded she say exactly what she overheard about his cheating, which she wouldn't do, but then he never actually denied anything. Jay decided this drama meant that Natalie had to be cut out of their lives forever, and Ashley agreed, saying Natalie was just jealous and attention-seeking. So she cut Natalie out of the wedding. Fernanda and Jonathan went to Myrtle Beach to get away. During dinner Fernanda said she was worried Jonathan's family wouldn't like her, even though he made it clear he didn't care if they did or not. Later they went clubbing, and some random girl tried to dance with him. Fernanda lost it and stormed out and they had a big fight. Asuelu and Kalani are going to move to Utah, because Kalani quit her job to hang out with Asuelu and so now they have to live at her parents' second home. Before they left, they had another super awkward dinner with her sister, who reluctantly admitted she'll probably have to give Asuelu a chance. (click for more)

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