Welcome
to Leg 3! Last time, on I
Flew to South America, and All I Got Was Two Legs,
10 teams raced from Brazil to Argentina. Apparently the editors want
us to care about the rivalry of Justin and Diana and the Texans.
Woo. Anyway, there’s lots of cleaning and people getting injured,
particularly Tanner as he is trying to finish second at a Pit Stop.
In the end, Justin and Diana finish first and Alex and Adam are out.
Who will be eliminated. . . next? (click for more)
Arrival
at the pit stop last episode:
1st
– Justin and Diana, Team Race Proposal, #TheGreenTeam
2nd
– Tanner and Josh, Team Prerequisite Hot Boys, #TeamTexas
3rd
– Denise and James Earl, Team Token MomGaySon, #TeamAlabama
4th
– Logan and Chris, Team Photobomb, #ThePaparazzi
5th
– Cindy and Rick, Team Asian Doctor, #ChacAttack
6th
– Tiffany and Krista, Team Jet Pack, #TheCheerleaders
7th
– Kelsey and Joey, Team Newscast, #TheReporters
8th
– Jazmine and Danielle, Team Running Buddies, #TheTrackStars
9th
– Ernest and Jin, Team KPop Hip-Hop, #TheDancers
We
check in with Team Texas, and find out that Tanner’s injury is just
a pulled hamstring, so he’s going to try and run on it. Oh that
will be great. And they’ll pray about that, and trying to get
Justin out of the race. (Toyouke: “Do
you think God's plan includes hating other teams? I don't like Justin
either, I'm just saying.”)
Campo
Argentino de Polo, Palermo, Argentina
5:45
AM Justin/Diana (1st)
Clue:
Travel by bus to San Antonio de Areco, Argentina. Once there, choose
a provided truck and driver and travel to La Porteña Ranch to get
your next clue.
6:12
AM Tanner/Josh (2nd)
6:13
AM Denise/James Earl (3rd)
6:14
AM Logan/Chris (4th)
6:21
AM Cindy/Rick (5th)
– who say they aren’t making any mistakes today. Why do people
even say that?
6:28
AM Tiffany/Krista (6th)
6:30
AM Kelsey/Joey (7th)
6:53
AM Jazmine/Danielle (8th)
7:16
AM Ernest/Jin (9th) –
(Toyouke: “That's
a much bigger gap than I thought there was.”)
So
teams make their way to Retiro Bus Station to catch their buses.
Teams arrive in the following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Kelsey/Joey
3-
Denise/James Earl
4-
Logan/Chris
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Tiffany/Krista
7-
Jazmine/Danielle
8-
Justin/Diana
– who apparently never made it to Retiro, but ended up somewhere
else to catch their bus. This was odd. (Toyouke: “You
watched every season three times and you DIDN'T get the memo of "THE
CAB WILL BE FASTER"!?”)
9-
Ernest/Jin
Teams
board their buses in the following order:
Bus
1
1)
Tanner/Josh
2)
Kelsey/Joey
3)
Justin/Diana
Bus
2
1)
Denise/James Earl
2)
Logan/Chris
3)
Cindy/Rick
4)
Tiffany/Krista
5)
Jazmine/Danielle
Bus
3
1)
Ernest/Jin
Bus.
Woo. Teams arrive in San Antonio de Areco and board their trucks in
the following order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Tanner/Josh
3-
Kelsey/Joey
4-
Denise/James Earl
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Jazmine/Danielle
7-
Tiffany/Krista
8-
Logan/Chris
9-
Ernest/Jin
The
truck drivers take the teams to La Porteña Ranch, where a clue box
awaits. So teams get their clues in the following order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Tanner/Josh
3-
Kelsey/Joey
4-
Logan/Chris
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Jazmine/Danielle
7-
Denise/James Earl
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
The
envelopes are opened to discover the second roadblock clue.
ROADBLOCK:
Who’s
smokin’ hot?
In
this roadblock, one team member must collect 2 racks of lamb and one
rack of beef ribs from the smokehouse. Then the roadblocker, without
the assistance of their teammate, must hang the meat properly: bones
face out, right side up and skewered properly. One complete, the
pitmaster would give their next clue and a roast lamb.
The
following teammates take the Roadblock:
1-
Justin – (Toyouke:
“Justin
looks like Andy Samberg and is approximately the same level of
annoying.”)
2- Josh
3- Joey
2- Josh
3- Joey
4-
Chris
5-
Rick
6-
Danielle
7-
James Earl
– who gets hints from his mom. That can’t be good.
8-
Tiffany
– who drags the meat to the barbecue pit. (Toyouke: “Also
shut up Tiffany. I love that they cut from her reminding us that
they're all in shape, to her having to rest and dragging the meat on
the floor.”)
9-
Ernest
– who lets us know he is fluffing his meat.
After
much skewering and meat preparing, teams complete the Roadblock in
the following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh – Tanner:
“I said a prayer not ten seconds before you got it!”
2-
Kelsey/Joey
3-
Cindy/Rick – whose
medical attention to detail was helpful.
4-
Justin/Diana
5-
Denise/James Earl
6-
Jazmine/Danielle
7-
Logan/Chris
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
Teams
are now instructed to take their roast lamb to Plaza Principal to get
their next clue. They arrive and drop off their lamb in the
following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Kelsey/Joey
3-
Cindy/Rick
4-
Justin/Diana
5-
Denise/James Earl
6-
Jazmine/Danielle
7-
Logan/Chris
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
And
we get the Detour Clue.
DETOUR:
Horse
OR Carriage
*Horse:
Teams must select one of the six available polo mallets, travel to
Boliche de Bessonart to change into polo gear, and then walk to the
riverside across a bridge to equip a fake polo horse with the proper
dressage. Once approved, teams must walk their horse back to Plaza
Principal to get their next clue.
*Carriage:
Teams must select one of the six available buggy whips, travel to La
Cinacina Estancia to change into gaucho gear, and then find a
carriage which they must clean off with feather dusters. Once
approved, teams must push their carriage to a waiting team of horses,
have the horses attached to the carriage and ride back to Plaza
Principal to get their next clue.
1-
Tanner/Josh choose Horse
2-
Justin/Diana choose Horse
3-
Kelsey/Joey choose Horse
4-
Jazmine/Danielle choose Horse
5-
Denise/James Earl choose Horse
6-
Logan/Chris choose Horse
7-
Cindy/Rick choose Carriage –
which they chose anyway, but ran all the way to La Cinacina Estancia
before READING THE CLUE and finding that they need the buggy whip.
Whoops. Good thing it’s the option they intended, because by the
time they got back to Plaza Principal, it was the only option
remaining. (Toyouke: “#readtheclue”)
8-
Tiffany/Krista choose Carriage –
and then leave their buggy whip with the feather dusters and have to
run back to get it after hooking up the horses. (Toyouke:
“#readtheclue”)
9-
Ernest/Jin choose Carriage
Much
horse dressing and carriage cleaning occurs.
So,
teams complete their tasks and return to the Plaza Principal in the
following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Justin/Diana
3-
Kelsey/Joey
4-
Jazmine/Danielle
5-
Denise/James Earl
6-
Logan/Chris
7-
Cindy/Rick
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
Once
at the plaza, teams complete the detour and get their clues in the
following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Justin/Diana
3-
Kelsey/Joey
4-
Denise/James Earl
5-
Jazmine/Danielle
6-
Logan/Chris
7-
Cindy/Rick
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
Teams
find now that they must travel by foot to the Museo Gauchesco, the
PIT STOP of the third leg of this racearoundtheworld. The last team
to arrive MAY be eliminated!
1-
Tanner/Josh – who
win a trip for two from Travelocity to Siem Reap, Cambodia.
2-
Justin/Diana – who
show up in time to hear about the Double U-Turn on the next leg.
(Toyouke: “PHIL
why are you telling them that NOW!?!? Don't give them the whole Pit
Stop to think about that.”)
3-
Kelsey/Joey
4-
Jazmine/Danielle
5-
Logan/Chris
6-
Denise/James Earl –
who checked in fifth, but got a 30 minute penalty for assisting at
the Roadblock. (Toyouke: “Wow.
They are getting picky with the penalties. Has anyone ever gotten
penalized for helping on a Roadblock? For just shouting advice? Not
that I mind being picky in this situation.”)
7-
Cindy/Rick
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Ernest/Jin
And
Ernest and Jin are the last team to arrive and are eliminated. But
life is about moments, so here are some Argentinean dancers to cheer
you up! OK. . .
ORDER
NOW:
1st
– Tanner/Josh
2nd
– Justin/Diana
3rd
– Kelsey/Joey
4th
– Jazmine/Danielle
5th
– Logan/Chris
6th
– Denise/James Earl
7th
– Cindy/Rick
8th
– Tiffany/Krista
Next
week: ZAMBIA! Double U-Turn. I think the Express Pass gets used.
And Justin and Texas are still fighting.
Until
next time!
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