Welcome
to Leg 2! Last time, on We
Have No Money For Cool Transportation, So Just Run to the Starting
Line,
11 teams started Amazing Race 27. Justin and Diana took an early
lead in front of Tanner and Josh, the Texas Boys, and immediately set
up our first feud of the Race. Team Race Proposal then got on the
first flight to Rio, went for the Fast Forward, and dropped position
due to the weather conditions. Texas then took first to win the
Express Pass, and Team TMZ was eliminated after spending almost four
hours at the Detour. Who will be eliminated. . . next? (click for more)
Arrival
at the pit stop last episode:
1st
– Tanner and Josh, Team Prerequisite Hot Boys, #TeamTexas
2nd
– Jazmine and Danielle, Team Running Buddies, #TheTrackStars
3rd
– Cindy and Rick, Team Asian Doctor, #ChacAttack
4th
– Denise and James Earl, Team Token MomGaySon, #TeamAlabama
5th
– Logan and Chris, Team Photobomb, #ThePaparazzi
6th
– Alex and Adam, Team Mighty Mouse, #TheCousins
7th
– Ernest and Jin, Team KPop Hip-Hop, #TheDancers
8th
– Kelsey and Joey, Team Newscast, #TheReporters
9th
– Justin and Diana, Team Race Proposal, #TheGreenTeam
10th
– Tiffany and Krista, Team Jet Pack, #TheCheerleaders
Teams
hang out at the lookout and Justin and Diana finally get to meet the
teams. (Toyouke: “Oh
look, Eat Sleep Mingle. Sort of.”) Team
Texas takes an immediate dislike of Justin. This will be a theme.
Arpoador
Lookout, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
9:40
AM Tanner/Josh (1st)
Clue:
Fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina! Once there, make your way to the
church where Pope Francis was baptized and search for your next clue.
9:44
AM Jazmine/Danielle (2nd) –
who remind us that they are strong girls.
9:48
AM Cindy/Rick (3rd)
9:56
AM Denise/James Earl (4th) –
and James Earl reminds us about his coming out to his mother. We get
it, you’re gay, she didn’t like it, blah blah blah.
And,
per usual, the Amazing Chyron Operators decide we don’t need to see
any more teams.
Logan/Chris
(5th)
Alex/Adam
(6th)
Ernest/Jin
(7th)
Kelsey/Joey
(8th)
Justin/Diana
(9th) –
(Toyouke: “OMG
your T-shirt of "This Time It's Real" irritates me and
makes me hate you.”)
Tiffany/Krista
(10th)
So
teams make their way to a travel agent to book their flights. Teams
arrive in the following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Cindy/Rick
3-
Denise/James Earl
4-
Jazmine/Danielle
5-
Logan/Chris
6-
Alex/Adam
7-
Ernest/Jin
8-
Kelsey/Joey
9-
Justin/Diana
10-
Tiffany/Krista
Once
there, teams get their flights, and find out that they are all on the
same flight to Buenos Aires that departs at 8:25 pm. So, teams get
to the airport in the following order:
1-
Tanner/Josh
2-
Cindy/Rick
3-
Denise/James Earl
4-
Jazmine/Danielle
5-
Alex/Adam
6-
Ernest/Jin
7-
Justin/Diana –
and they get information about the church from Team Texas, and then
turn around and give it to other teams. Justin: “We won’t share,
we’re Christians.” RIGHT.
8-
Logan/Chris
9-
Tiffany/Krista
10-
Kelsey/Joey
Anyway,
we board, and the Amazing Blue Line takes us to Ministro Pistarini
International Airport in Buenos Aires. Teams arrive in the following
order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Logan/Chris
3-
Tanner/Josh
4-
Alex/Adam
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Kelsey/Joey
7-
Ernest/Jin
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Denise/James Earl
10-
Jazmine/Danielle
Teams
find taxis and make their way to the church where Pope Francis was
baptized, the Basilica Maria Auxiliadora y San Carlos. Teams arrive
and find out that the church opens at 7:30 am, but they must pull
numbers to see who goes in when. So teams pull tabs in the following
order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Logan/Chris
3-
Tanner/Josh
4-
Alex/Adam
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Kelsey/Joey
7-
Ernest/Jin
8-
Tiffany/Krista
9-
Denise/James Earl
10-
Jazmine/Danielle
So
teams some back at 7:30 am, marvel at the beauty of the church, and
enter in order to get their clue.
And
we get the Detour Clue.
DETOUR:
Cartoneros
OR Fletero
*Cartoneros:
Teams must travel to Villa Crespo and pick up one of eight carts to
collect cardboard from recycling bins in the neighborhood. Once 100
kilograms of cardboard has been delivered to the recycling truck, the
foreman gives the teams their next clue.
*Fletero:
Teams travel to Plaza Dorego in San Telmo and pick up a statue from
Gabriel del Campo Antique Shop. They then call a truck driver to
help them take the statue to Plaza Intendente Seeber in Palermo. One
team member must provide the directions while the other sits in the
back with the statue. Once the statue has been delivered to the
gazebo and correctly assembled, the art director gives the teams
their next clue.
(Toyouke:
“Both
these Detour tasks seem kind of lame? But at least not horribly
lopsided?”)
1-
Tanner/Josh choose Cartoneros
2-
Justin/Diana choose Cartoneros
3-
Logan/Chris choose Cartoneros
4-
Cindy/Rick choose Cartoneros
5-
Kelsey/Joey choose Fletero
6-
Denise/James Earl choose Cartoneros
7-
Tiffany/Krista choose Cartoneros –
(Toyouke: “I
wish the cheerleaders would shut up about how great they are and how
hard they work because it makes them sound like they really are dumb
and out of shape.”)
8-
Ernest/Jin choose Cartoneros
9-
Alex/Adam choose Cartoneros
10-
Jazmine/Danielle choose Cartoneros
– but are the ninth ones to arrive, so they go to the Detour Finish
to see if anyone is done with their carts. Texas is by the time they
get there, and take their cart.
Much
statue carting and cardboard collecting ensues. (Toyouke: “You
guys know there are 2.2 pounds in a kilogram, right? So to be done
that's 220 pounds? Way more than you have? I feel like lack of
familiarity with the metric system is making people think this is
super easy. And there is a lot of suspiciously clean identical
cardboard pieces floating around Buenos Aires.”) So,
teams complete the detour in the following order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Tanner/Josh
3-
Logan/Chris
4-
Denise/James Earl
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Kelsey/Joey
7-
Tiffany/Krista
8-
Ernest/Jin
9-
Alex/Adam
10-
Jazmine/Danielle
Teams
are now instructed to make their way to Calle Bartolomé Mitre in San
Isidro. Teams arrive and get their clue in the following order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Tanner/Josh
3-
Logan/Chris
4-
Cindy/Rick
5-
Kelsey/Joey
6-
Denise/James Earl
7-
Tiffany/Krista
8-
Ernest/Jin
9-
Alex/Adam
10-
Jazmine/Danielle
Once
they arrive, teams get the first roadblock clue.
ROADBLOCK:
Who
wants to get sideways?
In
this roadblock, one team member must go into the AEREA dance school
and learn the Argentinean Tango with a partner, but dance it both on
the floor and wall to get their next clue. All participants will be
the follow for their dance couple.
The
following teammates take the Roadblock:
1-
Diana
2- Tanner
3- Logan
2- Tanner
3- Logan
4-
Cindy
5-
Kelsey
6-
James Earl
7-
Krista
8-
Jin
9-
Alex
10-
Jazmine
OK,
so I feel for the guys here. If you are used to leading, following
is HARD. However, I give mad props to the dance school for not
caring what gender anyone was and creating different types of
couples. (Toyouke: “Why
are they making people do the opposite gender's moves? They have a
male dancer and a female dancer, right? Is it to just be obnoxious?
Because why can't the female dancer dance with the guys and vice
versa?”) After
much dancing, teams complete the Roadblock in the following order:
1-
Justin/Diana
2-
Logan/Chris
3-
Tanner/Josh
4-
Cindy/Rick
5-
Denise/James Earl
6-
Tiffany/Krista
7-
Kelsey/Joey
8-
Ernest/Jin
9-
Alex/Adam
10-
Jazmine/Danielle
Teams
find now that they must travel to Campo Argentino de Polo, the PIT
STOP of the second leg of this racearoundtheworld. The last team to
arrive WILL be eliminated!
1-
Justin/Diana – who
win a trip for two from Travelocity to Morocco.
2-
Tanner/Josh – and
in his effort to beat Justin, Tanner pulls a hamstring.
(Toyouke:
“HA
that's what you get for racing for SECOND PLACE.”)
3-
Denise/James Earl
4-
Logan/Chris
5-
Cindy/Rick
6-
Tiffany/Krista
7-
Kelsey/Joey
8-
Jazmine/Danielle
9-
Ernest/Jin – Who are really upset they might be in last place. (Toyouke:
“I
mean, I get that you have a hard life, but maybe don't pin all your
hopes on a reality show?”)
10-
Alex/Adam
And
Alex and Adam are shockingly eliminated, after getting out of the
Roadblock in ninth. Alex: “All we got was two legs!” But I
think they had fun.
ORDER
NOW:
1st
– Justin/Diana
2nd
– Tanner/Josh
3rd
– Denise/James Earl
4th
– Logan/Chris
5th
– Cindy/Rick
6th
– Tiffany/Krista
7th
– Kelsey/Joey
8th
– Jazmine/Danielle
9th
– Ernest/Jin
Next
week: More Argentina! Justin carries his meat around, and Team Texas
still doesn’t like him. Denise and James Earl fight, and it’s
probably because. . . wait for it. . .he’s gay! Oh and a whole
bunch of teams run for the Pit Stop.
Until
next time!
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