Previously
on “Top Chef”: Martin Yan was here which was super awesome!
Everyone made chop suey and Marjorie won. She got to pick her partner
for the Elimination challenge and then assign everyone else's
partners. The partners were eliminated contestants just for fun.
Spoiler: there was no drama from this move even though one of the
eliminated chefs was Phillip. The actual contestants had to make up a
concept for a fast casual restaurant, then make a menu and one dish
to serve the judges. Carl created a southern Mediterranean menu plan
which looked really good and ended up beating out Marjorie's pasta
idea for the win. Kwame wanted to do chicken and waffles, which was a
good idea, but he used frozen waffles and was eliminated. (click for
more)
Last
Chance Kitchen: Kwame and Jason had to make breakfast in 15 minutes.
They both looked fine but Jason won again because the universe hates
me.
Carl
is glad he's finally won a challenge. It's a marathon. They all know
Kwame shouldn't have made frozen waffles. I mean Marjorie made pasta
from scratch. Isaac thinks we'll be hearing about Kwame again because
he's so young.
In
the morning Isaac gets a phone call home. He tells his wife he wants
to talk to his daughter but he'll probably cry, but that's fine. I
like Isaac. He says if you're afraid of something you should still
“suit up and do it.” Jeremy has been in the bottom a lot, so it's
time to step up.
Everyone
drives over to the Presidio to meet Padma and Traci Des Jardins. OK
do not show a shot from a car driving from Oakland to San Francisco
when they're in San Francisco already and are going to somewhere else
in San Francisco. I've eaten at one of her restaurants in San
Francisco, it was delicious. This is the last Quickfire. You must
make a delicious slice of toast. Toast? Can we not make toast a
thing? Padma says with a straight face that “artisenal toast” is
a very San Francisco thing. You mean it's an overpriced hipster
thing. The winner will get a $16,000 oven. Well that's a good prize,
anyway. The bottom two will do the stupid “Sudden Death Quickfire”
thing, with the difference being that Padma insists someone will
actually go home.
I
don't know how long they have to cook. Whatever. Amar plans like a
whole open-faced sandwich with foie gras and duck, mainly because he
basically rolled his eyes at the idea of toast. Marjorie gets some
Dungeness crab. I missed my crab this past New Year's and it was sad.
She thinks it might be too simplistic but she loves it. Carl plans to
pair shrimp and burrata. He says he was raised with an appreciation
for working with his hands. He also talks to himself about not being
afraid of flavor. Jeremy appears to be going Amar's route with a
bunch of stuff and fancy plating or something. Isaac insists that he
can do more than Cajun. While he seems confident his toast will not
be soggy, Carl is afraid his toast isn't going to be crunchy enough.
The burrata may ruin it.
Jeremy:
chicken liver mousse pickled cherries, white raspberries, jalapeno,
and arugula on ciabatta. Marjorie: sourdough baguette with pancetta
fennel marmalade and Dungeness crab salad. Amar: foie gras and duck
breast, fig marmalade, balsamic truffle glaze and proscuitto on
raisin sourdough. Carl: grilled sourdough with burrata, blistered
cherry tomatoes, and shrimp. Isaac: butter-fried ciabatta with
pecorino, proscuitto and roasted pepper spread.
Padma
says one person stood out, and that person was Jeremy. He celebrates
and is slightly obnoxious but he did just win a super expensive oven.
The two people trying not to be eliminated are Carl and Amar. Amar's
dish was too heavy-handed and masked some of the flavors, and Carl's
shrimp and cheese was terrible. This is an important decision, so Tom
appears to judge also. They have 30 minutes to cook whatever they
want. No instructions or restrictions.
Jeremy
gets out of the way and says he's glad one of those two is going home
because it makes his life easier. Carl's making another crudo. There
has been a lot of crudo this season. Amar does not want to make a
crudo for that reason. He came here to cook. He's making up a new
dish with flavors he isn't used to, but he wants to really go for it.
Isaac tries to be encouraging by reminding them it's the most
important dish they'll ever cook. Amar: pan roasted sea bream,
watermelon radish, plum yuzu brown butter and pickled mushrooms.
Carl: Thai snapper crudo, corn, nectarines, chilis, yellow tomato and
rice wine vinegar. Carl himself has only made one other crudo. I
think it's Jeremy that keeps making them. Padma still tries to give
him shit about it though.
Padma
says her favorite dish was Carl. Tom says Amar's dish was
underseasoned but Carl's crudo was not about the fish, so he goes for
Amar. Of course because that makes a tie. Traci tells the chefs that
Amar's dish was well-composed, but she would have liked more radish.
But Carl played it safe. Traci votes for Carl so Amar is eliminated.
Aww. He's devastated to come so close.
This
is the last Elimination challenge before the finale. Hubert Keller
walks in. Nice. He hosted the first Quickfire ever, where he made
everyone work the line and that one idiot put his finger in the
sauce. Also a clip to remind us of Tom's terrible flavor saver facial
hair from back then. Hubert closed his restaurant Fleur de Lys last
summer but he's reopening it for one night so these yahoos can cook.
They will produce the last meal from this landmark restaurant, making
a “tribute dish” for a bunch of chefs. But before that Hubert is
going to cook them dinner tonight. Yeah no pressure, just a
world-famous restaurant's last impression depending on you.
The
final four pour over old menus to see what's been served and what the
dishes look like. Carl is thinking foie gras. It'll be a stretch but
he seems very confident. I mean he's talking about his schedule out
loud like he can do it. Marjorie says it's a three day process which
sounds EXTREMELY familiar. Someone made a torchon one time with Tom's
recipe and he said it would take three days. And the contestant
failed. Yes, Josh did back near the finale of the Seattle season.
Jeremy goes shopping with no plan but to pick up whatever and figure
it out. He just gets some fish that he's used to and “classic
French” ingredients. Marjorie is making lamb. Her dish isn't
groundbreaking but it is simple enough she can't hide behind fancy
sauces or anything. Isaac is at a disadvantage because he doesn't
have a lot of fine-dining experience, but he is planning to make duck
sausage? Like, wrap ground meat in duck skin. Sure.
Everyone
goes to dinner, where the restaurant is still vacant? Well Padma said
“June” and I think they film in the summer so June might have
been a couple of months ago. Emeril also shows up with wine. I notice
he's carefully wrapped the wine bottles in towels. Not to keep it
cold but I am sure to hide the fact that it's not Terlato wine. Also
apparently Emeril's job is to get the contestants drunk because that
seems to be all he ever does anymore. Hubert brings out a big pot
with the lid sealed with pastry and gives everyone what looks like a
really rustic stew. Oh but it looks so good. They talk about cooking
and this show and Jeremy wisely asks Hubert how he comes up with new
dishes. He brainstorms after midnight and then draws out what the
plates will look like. So artistic. Jeremy has decided what he's
making and it apparently involves an old-school technique they have
to give him credit for, even if the rest of the dish sucks.
I
think they get three hours to cook today. Carl isn't curing the foie
gras, because that's the part that takes three days. So he'll just
cook it, then chill and roll it to make nice slices. Jeremy is
searing sea bass and making pomme souffle? Potato souffle? You slice
potatoes in little squares and then cook them in hot oil and shake
the pan a lot so they puff up. They look good, anyway. Isaac has to
break down six ducks for his ballotine. The skin has to stay intact
so it's taking forever. He's basically peeling duck. He made chicken
ballotine for a Quickfire so he knows he can do it. Marjorie is
cutting up artichokes and using a lot of techniques to impress the
judges.
Tom
Time! And Hubert. Marjorie has a good plan but she's very nervous
because she wants to impress everyone. Tom is shocked at Isaac's
ballotine but he says if it works it'll be very impressive. Jeremy is
slightly worried about how he works for Jean Georges and maybe if he
screws up he'll get a bunch of shit for it. Hubert is like yeah, I
play golf with Jean Georges. Hee. Tom basically tells Carl he's crazy
for trying to make a torchon.
Guest
start arriving and I'm sure I should recognize more of them. Oh
Harold is here! People like Tom and Chris Cosentino get confessional
time to talk about Fleur de Lys. Dominique Crenn! I remember her from
the France vs. Spain thing. Back in the kitchen it is pretty frantic.
Isaac ran out of time so he had to cook his stuff at a higher temp
than he wanted. Isaac: duck ballotine, porcini, beluga lentils,
broiled fig, and aged balsamic cherry gastrique. He says it was a lot
of work, and he thought about doing it some other way but he needed
to do something impressive and what better way to “send Fleur de
Lys out”. The flavors and seasoning are fine but it needs more
sauce. Too dry. Gail wants more refinement because it felt rushed.
Gail
gives Harold some crap for being back here after he won the first
season. Marjorie worries about her lamb, is it rested, is it
overrested, when should she start cooking it, etc. In her own
restaurant she would be totally calm and have no problems. Marjorie:
roasted lamb saddle with artichoke puree, artichoke barigoule and
roasted squash, tomatoes and olives. She tells them she didn't want
to roast the lamb on the bone because she needed time for the other
stuff. Tom is the one who asked her about it, and he makes a
skeptical face. Hubert loves this type of cuisine, but the lamb
didn't rest enough. But I think they can see where she was going.
Jeremy
does not want to let anyone down. Especially the people in that
dining room. Jeremy: filet de loup de mer, truffle potato puree,
pommes souffles, and heirloom tomato. Emeril lets him talk about the
dinner they had with Hubert last night instead of grilling him on
some aspect of his dish. Apparently that's because they loved it. The
presentation especially fits with Fleur de Lys.
Carl
doesn't know if his foie gras has set. So we'll see. Carl: foie gras
in gelee with black pepper, strawberries, and fines herbes. He says
there's always a foie gras dish on the menu. They keep calling it a
torchon, I think to reemphasize he didn't do it right. But he also
says he's happy with how it's done. It's raw. Gail likes the rest of
the dish, the other components, so she doesn't think it was a
complete failure. Everyone tried too hard.
Padma
comes in while they're still all standing around in the kitchen to
collect them for Judges' Table. Hubert tells them it was emotional
for him to be here. But there was one dish he would put on the menu,
and that's Jeremy's. He freaks out. AND he made the finale. He's been
kind of obnoxious today with the celebrating in front of everyone,
but I guess that's how relieved he is? Maybe dial it back though.
Marjorie
knows she didn't quite execute her dish, but she has trouble getting
the words out without crying. The lamb wasn't cooked perfectly, and
she knows it's out of fear. The fear holds her back, so she can't
promise she'll overcome it, but she doesn't want to let it hold her
back either. I think they accept her answer. Carl took a risk because
he wanted to impress everyone, but he admits he didn't plan well. His
ego got in the way of the diners' experience. Isaac thought his dish
was mostly fine, but it was dry and Gail says there was not enough
finesse. Emeril reassures him the idea was fine. He just didn't
execute.
Padma
kicks everyone out so the judges can talk. Marjorie did what she set
out to do (mostly) but the boys were too ambitious. But Marjorie had
a better presentation than Isaac. There is a small argument about if
you would rather eat overcooked duck or undercooked foie gras.
Tom
knows they'll have to say goodbye to a good chef today.
Marjorie...please join Jeremy in the finals. Carl is eliminated. Wow.
I love Isaac, don't get me wrong, but wow. Carl thought he could pull
it off but he couldn't. Please tell me between him and Amar they get
rid of Jason. Padma tells the final three the finale will be in
Vegas. Isaac is on cloud nine. Marjorie can't believe she made it.
Next
week: Padma wears a slip and whoever from Last Chance Kitchen
returns. They don't show who it is but I FOR SURE see Kwame in the
next shot. So I guess we're back to eliminated chefs as sous chefs.
Also David Copperfield. Isaac is a goofball.
Last
Chance Kitchen: So both Amar and Carl are here. Carl sees Jason and
makes some rap-adjacent comments. Jason is actually surprised to see
the both of them. When the peanut gallery comes out Amar is less than
thrilled. Tom reminds them that he actually liked Amar's Quickfire
dish but was outvoted. He also reveals he was outvoted at Carl's
elimination. Really? Interesting. He did seem to be arguing against
Isaac. Tom's favorite won in New Orleans so I am suspicious about
this admission of favoritism. Also I am cautiously optimistic because
that increases the likelihood the winner will be someone who is not
Jason. All three of them will have to make a dish using sourdough.
There's both bread and raw dough to use. The top two will move on to
the “Last Chance Kitchen Finale.” This dumb webseries is already
tedious, but whatever.
30
minutes. Amar says he is not going to do anything with toast today.
Heh. Carl is making gazpacho. Looks good. Jason tells the peanut
gallery he's making toast. Amar looks confused. Amar is going “old
school” which to him is beef Wellington wrapped in bread dough.
Hmm. Can the dough cook in time? He demands cheering.
Tom
Time! He seems skeptical of Amar's time management. Carl is the only
one using bread that's already been baked, so he's a little worried.
At the same time he doesn't want to deal with baking bread. Jason
tells Tom he has “eggs on eggs”. The peanut gallery seems to be
rooting for Jason for some reason. Amar takes his Wellington out of
the oven and it's steaming? Is that good? The steak might be
overcooked. Jason tried to bake some bread but it's charred on the
outside and raw on the inside, so he fries some ciabatta instead.
Amar's beef is medium so he breathes a sigh of relief.
Carl:
green apple and green tomato gazpacho with grilled shrimp and
sourdough croutons. Tom likes the sweet and sour. Amar: beef
Wellington with grilled asparagus, red wine jus and Bearnaise sauce.
All things considered it's not terrible. Tom says it's not the best
he's had but not the worst. Faint praise. Jason: bruschetta with
smoked salmon and hazelnut aigrelette, artichoke frittata and shaved
radish. Aigrelette is a sauce. Jason starts to talk about how toast
is trendy and Carl and Amar are like “dude do not talk to us about
toast”. Good texture but the turnips and radishes could use
seasoning.
Carl
had good flavors but maybe needed more tomatillo. Well cooked and
tasty. Amar did a brave thing making Wellington. Jason was unexpected
in a good way. Tom's favorite was Carl. Joining Carl will be Amar.
Woo! I thought that might happen. He didn't want to eliminate either
of those two so this was a way to give them another chance. Whatever,
bye Jason. Anyway, now Amar and Carl will battle. OH RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE BRAVO CAN'T PLAN.
Seriously,
why do I have to watch two episodes of this back to back? Just plan
out your eliminations better. Carl looks like he might vomit and Tom
hollers for a bucket. This season is the season of raw food. It's
true. Jeremy is the worst offender. Tom is like, Carl, didn't you do
a few crudo? And Carl says only two, well I guess the foie was a
crudo. Hee! Tom had that coming. Amar never did a crudo because he
came here to cook. Jason rolls the cart out and there are fish on it.
Amar doesn't want to make a raw dish, but luckily Tom is not about to
have any more raw fish. You will have to cook it, but how long will
it take you? They'll start with 20 minutes, but Tom immediately
reminds them he did that Quickfire that time in 8 minutes so surely
one of them can do this in less than 20. They play chicken, because
Amar is willing to say “I can do it in 17 minutes” but Carl is
just agreeing with Amar instead of decreasing the time. “17 sounds
good!” Carl knows Tom is looking at him like he's a bitch. He's
also taunting the both of them out loud with how he's twice their
age. Eventually we get down to 12 minutes.
Insane.
Back in the pantry Carl blames Amar for this clusterfuck. I think
Amar has some kind of plan. Carl is grilling. Tom rolls in to bug
them and do things like taunt Amar for scaling both sides of the fish
when he was only going to use one side. Carl does his best to ignore
Tom. It is very serious in this kitchen right now. The onions Amar is
using look cooked, he says. The method he was planning to use
generally takes a long time.
Amar:
crispy loup de mer with onion soubise and yuzu caper brown butter.
Carl: grilled red snapper with apricot and ginger marmalade. Both
dishes were technically great work. Amar used some Asian ingredients
and cooked his onions properly. Carl grilled his fish perfectly and
blended his flavors. Tom tells them the challenge came down to a few
grains of salt, so I guess someone didn't season their food right. We
won't find out the winner until next week when we watch the episode.
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