Previously
on “Project Runway”: everyone had to make an “avant-garde”
outfit inspired by bridges and using 3D printing. I guess this
replaces the “make your own print” challenge? It's too bad
because I liked that challenge. Also this show and “avant-garde”
don't really go together but whatever. Merline made a skirt that had
been made more than once on this very show (Kini I think most
recently) and no one said anything to her about it until the runway.
Ashley is still exhausted and she never seems sure of herself. Kelly
made a literal bridge/skirt/pannier thing and she won. I don't care
because it had a weird silhouette and that's the fastest way to be
“avant-garde” but I could have done without everyone praising her
imagination. Merline was finally sent home because her outfit was
“too boring” to compensate for her crap construction. (click for
more)
We're
down to four people. Heidi comes on a red carpet and then claims she
needs Tim. They all get tickets to LA, which seems weak when you know
in previous seasons they went to Europe. The designers will be making
red carpet looks. LA is the inspiration, and they'll make the looks
while in California. Ashley says she is excited to think out of the
box, which is a nice change from her gloom and doom of the past
several weeks. Kelly doesn't travel. There's a cute confessional
where she says she just works in her deli, and then says “It's not
my deli, I make it sound like I own a fucking deli, I just make the
sandwiches.” Heh.
So
I would like to know what red carpet this is. The VMA's require a
radically different look from the Golden Globes, which is different
from the Oscars, which is different from the Met Gala. They all go to
Best Western, who is the sponsor and Best Western is not that
exciting. I mean it is to me, a person who spent her childhood
vacations either in Motel 6 or camping. But that's sad. The winner of
this challenge gets “one hundred free room nights.” Wait, 100
free nights? That's a pretty good prize actually. Tim collects
everyone from the pool area to a mansion in the hills, which is
INFINITELY better than their crappy hotel. Seriously. They will
sketch up here, and then Keltie Knight comes out. She is a
correspondent for “The Insider”. I guess she qualifies as a red
carpet expert. I know I'm making fun of them, but having a celebrity
wear your design on a red carpet is a big publicity boost. Do not
play it safe. Two day challenge, so twist alert in effect. $400 at
Mood, which is a lot. Spoiler: this is the last you will see of
Keltie Knight.
Lifetime
keeps putting buzzwords on screen. Why, Lifetime? I can hear them
just fine. They still haven't promised that someone will wear the
winning look, or any of the looks, or what red carpet exactly they're
designing for. I think everyone is making long gowns and they keep
telling them not to play it safe. Edmond has color. Ashley finds some
sequined fabric that is copper, but if you run your hand in the other
direction it's silver. Candice buys black fabric and gold trimmings.
I'm not sure what Kelly bought.
I
think they just recycled the same places from that one season they
were in LA. And maybe the twist alert is not in effect because this
“first day” is only 4 hours of work. Ashley has a couple of plans
in case Tim doesn't like something. Edmond rubs his fabric and says
it's not talking to him. It's like, hot pink and electric blue
sequins. It's...maybe not the most tasteful fabric. BUT for like
VMA's or Teen Choice it could work. See this is why they needed to be
specific. Kelly is cutting a million triangles. Candice has some cool
mesh going on. It has a linear geometric pattern on the back of the
dress. Edmond is afraid to cut his fabric because he can't fix it, so
he says he's scrapping the pink and blue sequins. At the end of the
day he seems to have nothing done.
Day
two. Ashley does a lot of ready-to-wear so she actually is feeling
out of her element. There's her insecurity. Clearly the judges want
to keep her around, so it's not like she's making crap probably. She
talks about believing in herself. Kelly says today's plan is
triangles. Edmond suddenly has a pink-purple halter top dress with a
lot of rouching.
Tim
Time! Candice has a black gown with gold trim and a really high neck,
but it's like a strapless dress with sheer from there up to the neck,
with black stripes. Tim wants her to edit: no gold trim and no train.
Suddenly Edmond, Kelly, and Candice are all eating while Ashley gets
her consult. Tim hates her Plan B, which is kind of boring. So her
Plan A has the sequins, that change color depending on what direction
they're facing, one sleeve, and a narrow strip of skin diagonally
across her chest, and a corset. Tim claims to have a “responsibility”
to be direct, and he says she's over designing. There are too many
things going on. The corset part (on the non-sleeve side) was going
to be satin, but Tim points out that there are already so many
sequins you might as well put some more. He then gives her a pep
talk, which, I guess that's happened a million times anyway so
whatever. They keep cutting to Candice sitting on the couch right
behind Tim totally eavesdropping which is so weird. So Kelly's
triangles are a reference all the way back to the Hallmark
unconventional materials challenge and the top she made. Tim likes
what it looks like, and then tells her to make a pantsuit. If she can
make an elegant pantsuit he promises her a place at Fashion Week. I
don't think you can promise that, Tim. Edmond has one dress that's a
halter top with a poofy skirt, and a sleeker idea for his sequins. I
am laughing because Tom and Lorenzo are on Twitter saying it is some
Drag Race fabric and Nina is responding “Shantay you stay” which
is hilarious. Also it's not addressed how Edmond is clearly not
designing for the same event as Kelly who is not designing for the
same event as Candice. I think Candice and Ashley's designs could
both work the same carpet, but Edmond's sequins would be super tacky
and no one would wear a pantsuit there. Maybe Edmond and Kelly are
designing for the same place.
So
the logistics of this challenge suck, because they're flying back to
New York in the morning, then they won't have a model fitting until
the day of the runway show. I'm not sure how much time they'll have
to fit anything. Kelly designs tight pants, which is a problem
because she thinks she might only get half an hour to fit anything.
Edmond cuts his sequined fabric and the editors would have you
believe he is performing brain surgery with how dramatic it is.
Ashley asks Candice for advice on the corset construction. Actually
Candice might have volunteered “help” but Ashley certainly seems
to be accepting it. Edmond makes a long gown and stares at it for a
really long time before grabbing the biggest pair of scissors
possible and chopping the skirt off to make a short mullet hem. Kelly
puts her triangles on the pants which means they don't stretch and
possibly will not button or zip up. Edmond's dress has a short skirt
and long bell sleeves and no back and a deep V. Many things
happening. Candice seems to be done and is happy with it. Everyone
else has a bunch of work to do.
Runway
day, back in New York. It's the last runway day! Everyone is sad but
I say Hooray! The season is almost over! They will have half an hour
for fitting and then an hour for hair and makeup. Kelly is terrified
her zipper will break, but with Candice's help she gets it zipped up.
Ashley's corset is not fitted correctly, so it seems like it will
fall forward and flash everyone. She has to put a strap on it. Edmond
continues to take his giant scissors to his dress. Ashley doesn't
think it's appropriate, and I agree it's not appropriate to the red
carpet SHE is designing for, but there are red carpets it would work
for.
Guest
judge is Christian Siriano. Hi Christian! Apparently the Tim Gunn
Save is still in effect. Ashley: long copper gown, very slim, with
one sleeve. The sleeve continues over that shoulder and up to a mock
turtleneck. The other side is bare with one strap and then a diagonal
opening on the bodice. It's maybe the width of a hand. The skirt
looks really great though. I wish the strap wasn't there. Kelly: very
tight jumpsuit with a triangular cutout at her navel. The top is a
halter neckline and there is no back. It's a kind of turquoise gray
with a triangular pattern all over. Those pants fit like a glove.
Candice: long black gown with some sheer fabric on the chest and
back. So like a strapless gown with sheer black fabric with a
geometric pattern in sequined stripes. The sheer is a high mock
turtleneck and no sleeves. It almost looks like a button down shirt.
Also a long train. Edmond: very short dress with long bell sleeves.
The sleeves are so loose that actually they might be just pieces
attached to the shoulders and then open all the way down. I don't
think there are cuffs at the wrist. There's no back and a V in the
front and it's in those pink and blue sequins. Kind of tacky but
perfect for certain venues.
Heidi
says that dumb thing about how these four have the highest and lowest
scores, like, duh Heidi. Obviously. Candice talks a big talk about
how her whole time here there was “a piece missing from my puzzle”
and she needed to show them elegant or something. Heidi loves it. Zac
says it's safe, but it is tasteful. OK that's a good point. Nina says
no one will care about your gown, but it's pretty. Consensus seems to
be that it's boring but at least not a trainwreck. Kelly was going
for “Katy Perry VMA's” which is actually perfect for a skin-tight
jumpsuit with no back and triangles all over and a cutout over her
stomach. It's cool and you can see how it's for a specific person and
the fit is amazing. Zac thinks Kelly has grown as a designer and this
design has surprised them. Nina is like, I didn't think you'd make it
this far, which is nice but also kind of rude? Edmond is taking a
risk but does not do like Kelly and describe who is wearing this
where. I think that might have helped. Heidi says she's worn a dress
like this many times (not the praise she thinks it is) and that it
will be photographed a lot (also not the praise she thinks it is).
The fabric is doing a lot of work. Nina is disappointed but at least
he took a risk. Christian is like “well at least you used color
unlike everyone else”. Hee. Yeah no one is pleased. Ashley talks
about her sequins. Christian likes it despite the fit in the bodice.
It is glamorous, but Zac thinks that it's not the best choice for the
real world. If anyone on the actual red carpet brushed up against her
it would be a problem. Heidi loves gold (unlike Zac) and thinks her
boobs look great.
Now
it is time for everyone to beg for their finale spot. Kelly did
things she didn't think she could do and she wants to show more. A
dream come true. She would take Edmond and Candice with her. Candice
wants people to have opinions about her work (?) and she could put on
a show. She would bring Kelly and Edmond because Ashley is
ready-to-wear and “I just think the dynamic of the show, that's why
I would choose the three.” OK at least Kelly said nice things about
you and Edmond, instead of saying random nonsense about Ashley. Have
you not been watching this show? They WANT ready-to-wear. Edmond
loves fashion and is passionate. He wants to tell his story. Also he
wants to bring Kelly and Ashley. So there, Candice. Ashley wanted to
push herself (but she fell apart whenever she had to do that!) and
she wants to go to Fashion Week. She picks Kelly and Edmond. So
everyone wants Kelly.
Candice
didn't use darts in the bust, which is guess is not something done a
lot? I'm not up on construction. Anyway Christian is impressed. Nina
claims this is not the moment to “get crazy” except that Tim told
them to take risks. Everyone is impressed by how Kelly made the
fabric herself by sewing triangles to the base fabric. And it's
perfect for the venue and celebrity she named. Tim tries to defend
Edmond's tacky look by saying he knew it was a risk. Heidi is like
“How hard is this silhouette?” and Christian is all “I can make
this in ten minutes.” Hee. The sleeves are not really sleeves, like
I thought,and are just rectangles sewn to the shoulders. Ashley's
strap to hold her bodice on is attached to the neckline. It's weird
and that's a problem but they like the rest of it, it seems like. The
judges discuss how Edmond made a trainwreck but they don't want to
get rid of him because he's so good but they are only supposed to
look at this week and blah blah blah.
Candice
is going to Fashion Week. She cries and is thankful. Kelly is the
winner! Nice. She's so excited. Ashley is in. Wow. So I guess they
really hated Edmond's look. Or, they are taking all four of them with
the next episode having the last elimination. Nope, he's out. Wow
again. Heidi is like “Well we have to be fair and make our decision
based on this challenge” which we all know isn't automatically true
but fine. I don't care that much. They do not show Tim telling him
goodbye and clean up your space so I am calling it right now that he
Saves Edmond. He never says goodbye, so there isn't any footage to
show, which is why the show just ends with Edmond talking about how
he wished he could go to Fashion Week or whatever.
Next
week: they only get seven weeks to work. Tim visits Kelly's deli
which is hilarious. Also clearly there's another challenge.
1 comment:
Thanks, Toyouke, for another great recap! I agree with you - the Tim Gunn save will probably appear next week at the beginning of the episode. They didn't show Edmond in any of the preview footage, so I'm guessing that was deliberate to show the "Save" next week.
If the prize to Edmond is getting to Fashion Week, well, we know there were six people at Fashion Week, so he won his prize. That might explain why he didn't appear so upset at leaving. He was smiling because he already knew what was happening.
It would be nice if Edmond got the save so that he would still be eligible for the Project Runway prizes too. If not, six of them won this year.
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