Previously
on “90 Day Fiance”: I feel terrible for watching this show, but I
also need to watch this entire season now to see what happens. We
were introduced to our couples (but not all of the couples). Ashley
has been cheated on in every relationship she's ever had, but she
trusts that Jay will stop sleeping around once he comes to the US and
marries her. Her best friend Natalie said she has proof he's been
cheating on Ashley, but Ashley declared that she didn't care what he
was doing while in Jamaica. Colt is a software engineer who lives
with his mom, who is every software engineer you know, who believes a
hot Brazilian girl loves and wants to marry him. Meanwhile, she is
telling him if he really loved her, he'd buy her several plane
tickets and also do things like work out every day and shave his
beard. Colt does not see these red flags. Jonathan, party boy, met
Fernanda in Mexico and they fell in love. Hilariously, even though he
has bought her breast implants, I feel they have the healthiest
relationship. They both started their relationship because they
thought the other one was hot, they know the other one has history
and accept that. This is the only couple that met in person by the
end of last episode, and this is complicated by the fact that
Jonathan has not cleaned out his house and Fernanda found his ex's
underwear in a drawer. But she's mad because she asked him to clean,
not because it exists! And he knows he fucked up! Healthy! (click for
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Previously: Kalani met Asuelu in Samoa when she was on vacation,
slept with him and had his son. Her dad wanted her to marry a white
guy, not a Samoan like him. Her sister also hates Asuelu, because
Kalani let her believe Asuelu cheated on her. Kalani felt she needed
to come clean, but she also expected her sister to instantly forgive
Asuelu, and then Kalani wasn't even sorry she lied, so that was a
mess. Eric is a divorced father of three who decided to put an ad on
an international website to basically ask someone to use him to get
to America. Leida has money and a big house with servants, but now
she's going to come to Wisconsin with her five-year-old to live in an
apartment with Eric. Eric's middle daughter, who lives with him,
basically refused to move out because her father's girlfriend is not
her problem. Leida also has expressed her displeasure with Eric
paying alimony.
OK.
Sorry but I don't know how to cut down the previouslies any more than
that. Colt's mom picks him up from work. I'm not sure if there was
careful editing or not, but I feel like this is the first time we've
seen a full-body shot of Colt and he's bigger than I thought. It's
just odd that I hadn't noticed in the last episode. Larissa is
finally arriving tomorrow. He of course is excited to finally see
her, but he's worried she'll be disappointed and get right back on
the plane. She was so pushy about getting here though? Colt also
doesn't know how his mom will react, and then he says that in his
opinion, “a man's first best friend will always be his mother.” I
can't tell if there should be a comma between “first” and “best”,
because of Colt's tendency to act superior in confessional. Actually
his tendency to act all the time. He comes off as smug and “I am
very smart” all the time, but it feels like he's very
self-conscious about being on TV and this is how he thinks he should
act. Anyway, there is a very stilted conversation between him and his
mom about how Larissa's coming tomorrow and how she doesn't know
anything about America or Vegas. Colt then admits in confessional
that he has had past girlfriends tell him he needs to separate from
his mother. Yeah, I could see that. Mom gets an interview where she
says she's kind of worried, but that's what happens when your kids
grow up. She does not say anything about Larissa using Colt to get to
the US. Colt of course wants his mom and Larissa to get along. There
is a stupid conversation about where Larissa will sit at the dining
table, where Colt says “Well as I understand it, in Brazil,” blah
blah whatever. Mom admits she might have to keep her mouth shut more
than usual. Colt claims this is the first woman he's wanted to marry,
and then they have a super awkward convo about “boundaries”,
meaning, Colt has thought about the difficulties of having sex with
his mom in the house. I am sure the producers told him to talk about
this. His mom tells him they should both respect a shut door, because
maybe SHE'LL have people over and he needs to leave her alone. I like
Colt's family so much more than I like Colt. They feel more natural
on camera and they're funny. Colt doesn't even laugh or say, like,
“Ew Mom” or anything. Mom admits she'll miss not being involved
in his whole life. See, she knows this is maybe unhealthy, and I
believe her acknowledging the difficulty, while also showing she gets
that it's the right thing to do.
Jonathan's
fiance Fernanda has just arrived, so they have a countdown to the end
of the 90 days. Jonathan has a big adjustment to make, and he knows
he fucked up last night. Fernanda is upset because she left her
country and the first thing she found was some other woman's thong.
Respect and trust are everything, and she's doubting those now.
Jonathan brings home some Starbucks and begs forgiveness. She doesn't
even know why he would keep some woman's underwear. He tells her he
just put the dresser on a truck and moved it without cleaning it out.
It's one thing and he would fix it if he could do it over. Let's get
rid of the dresser entirely, because I don't want this thing that
reminds you of this situation. Fernanda interviews that Jonathan is
the only person she has here, and she knows she needs to give him
another chance. I think she wants to, but she's heated about it.
New
couple! Steven, 20, from Maryland. He's a waiter, and he doesn't want
to be forever, but he never graduated from high school so it's a good
job in that situation. He's been arrested a couple of times for
stupid shit like graffiti, and his mom kicked him out at 16, so he
bounces between his grandma's house and his friends' houses. He
parties, and he says he changed when he met Olga. Olga is also 20 and
from Russia. He loved her accent, and that she's adventurous. She is
also hot, and was visiting for the summer. So they had a fling, and
then she got pregnant. There are some weird glamour shots of her
being pregnant. He gives a PSA that it was just the one time they had
sex without protection, so be aware. Once she told him, he decided he
would be in the baby's life, because his own father died when he was
seven. They found out that she was pregnant just before she had to go
back home, and they decided the best thing was to get married, so
they could both be in the kid's life. They made the decision after
she left, that's why they're not married yet. She doesn't have her
visa, they haven't heard anything, and she's due in a week, so he's
going to Russia so he can be there for his son's birth. He's missed
all the doctor's appointments and everything. He didn't think he'd
get married this young, but it's what he feels he has to do in order
to be in his son's life and make sure he has both parents. But Steven
has never even been on a plane before. He hopes to bring them both
home with him, and then hopefully figure things out.
Steven
goes to his grandma's house to talk to her about all of this. She
tells him he couldn't have picked a worse country, in terms of the
ease of her getting a visa. Great. He knew nothing about Russia.
There is a chance that he'll have to leave and come back to the US
before she has her visa. Grandma is also worried about the visa.
Steven really wants to be in his son's life, and he also wants to
name the kid after his dad. Grandma is moved and says his dad would
be proud. Aww. It'll be difficult, traveling to another country and
having a kid after a six week relationship, and he's scared he'll
mess up.
Kalani
comes downstairs with her son, and her mom has a birthday cake. Aww.
It's her 30th birthday, and Asuelu is arriving today. But
her dad wants her to be with a white guy, and her sister hates him.
Kalani claims she's been without support this whole time, which is
not true? She lives with her sister and her parents seem very willing
to watch her son? Mom is worried about Asuelu's intentions, if he
just wants to get to America. Kalani is also worried because she's
very protective of her son Oliver. She claims she'll lose everything
if the 90 days doesn't work out. Asuelu comes around the corner and
they hug and seem super happy. Aww. He's wearing a lei of some
flowers, which he gives her while singing Happy Birthday. He's very
happy to finally be here and hug her. He then asks her to step back ,
because he needs to do some “extra dance”. This involves taking
off his shirt, putting on a sarong and doing a dance in the middle of
the airport, complete with yells and whatever. She is super
embarrassed. Everyone is staring, although they probably already were
because of the cameras. She doesn't even want to look at him. He
wanted to surprise her and make her proud. Some random airport
employee tells him if things don't work out between them, let her
know. Heh. Kalani HATED it. Hated. “I'm just going to have to teach
him how to act in public in America.” They leave the airport, and
he briefly refuses to put shoes on.
Eric
drives to New York City for some reason, because Leida is landing at
JFK. She couldn't connect to like Madison or something? They've only
spent 23 days together, but he can't wait. Eric is also preparing to
adopt her 5 year old son Allessandro. There is some tension because
Leida is 29, while he is 40 and his oldest daughter is 21. Her sister
Reina is also here, to help Leida settle in? What? Eric admits that
they live very well in Indonesia, and Eric is worried that if they
don't like his life, they'll take Allessandro back to Indonesia. He
declares he's not letting that happen, although I'm not sure he has
much of a right to say so. He then admits that he's picking them up
in NYC because he wanted them to see some of the country before they
get to his place. When she arrives, she runs down the hallway to hug
him. Aww. She seems actually very happy to see him.
Leida
interviews that she accidentally clicked on Eric's ad, and found him
“rugged”, and big and strong (former Marine, you know). Also he
lived in America so why not? We finally find out why she would leave
her posh life to live in Wisconsin: her parents are very controlling.
Ah. She always wanted to be independent and be a doctor in America.
Eric picks Allessandro up and puts him on his shoulders. She says
“Finally, I'm home.” Reina wants to get to know Eric better, and
she has so little idea about him she doesn't have expectations. They
struggle to get all the luggage into the SUV. Leida tells him it has
to be in proper, and then she is literally dancing in place and
begging him to “put it in proper.” Eric just says “No” every
time she starts, which feels like this is an argument they've had. I
have no idea why she was freaking out so badly, and about to cry
about it.
Ashley
is headed to Jamaica. Jay doesn't have his visa yet, he's about to
have his final interview so she's going to provide him with some
support. She's hopeful, but also a little nervous because Jay's a
player and she's “run” from two previous engagements. Which she
told us were because she was cheated on each time. Jay knows he has
to pass this interview to make it to the US and be with Ashley. He
jokes that he has “big plans” for her. She is obviously happy to
see him. She says it's just great to have him hold her. They have a
conversation where Jay says he might die from cold when he goes back
with her to Pennsylvania. Jay's aware that there's a stereotype that
Jamaican men just use white Americans to get to the US, but Ashley
says that's not the case here because he had an American girlfriend
in the past, and he could have used her at that point. Jay tells her
to not worry about the interview, but just enjoy their time. He got a
hotel room for whatever reason. He says they're very romantic, and
Jamaican men “have the heavy sack, or you know, whatever you guys
want to say.” What.
The
hotel room has rose petals in a heart on the bed, and champagne. It's
a toast for keeping it together. Jay repeats his comment that
Ashley's run away from two engagements, because “they weren't
perfect for her”. He's worried she might run away from him too.
Well, if she left because they cheated, and he's a player, that's a
valid concern. Ashley says she can't relax until he gets his visa,
because what if he fails? Jay says he loves her, and it'll be a big
change. He'll be in her bed giving her the D every day. Sigh. Ashley
then claims that it's hard for a 20 year old to be “abstinent”.
Girl you said you didn't care if he was fucking girls on the side.
She admits that she feels she needs to have sex whenever, like if he
wants sex three times a day? And then Jay claims it's Ashley that's
insatiable? I don't know but I hope she's not having sex when she
doesn't want just to keep him around. Also she's got a kid which was
mentioned in her introduction but who has never been mentioned since.
So what's up with that?
Colt's
picking up Larissa today, so he's shaving off his beard. It's
something she told him to do, after she was told she had to wait two
weeks to come here. Red flag. He thinks they're going to spend the 90
days deciding if they want to be together. Mom is also tracking
Larissa's flight, and she says she's nervous. Colt tells her not to
be nervous, in his “I think I'm portraying confidence but it comes
off as condescending” attitude he has. Mom is willing to back off
slowly, she just doesn't want Colt to drop her all at once. Fair.
Like I said, Mom both knows it'll be hard to back off, and that she
needs to. Colt says he hopes Larissa likes Vegas and him, and that
everyone can be happy. He says “Mother” which...a grown man
calling his mom “Mother” will never not be creepy and
off-putting. I'm sorry but it's the truth.
At
the airport Colt says it's like Christmas, and he doesn't know what
will happen but he hopes it's good. He is of course super early, but
I can't blame him because I am always early to things like this. For
some reason the baggage claim area is very deserted. I mean, Asuelu
had a huge audience for his dancing, but there are maybe a handful of
people around. Larissa finally arrives, and the first words out of
her mouth are “Where is my flowers?” GIRL. He says she looks
great, and she repeats herself. No hello, or anything. He tries to
make some jokes but she doesn't even pretend to laugh. She claims in
confessional she is happy, but in the airport she asks him to buy her
flowers. I know editing is a thing, but either the producers were
working hard to make her really unlikable, or she really is like
this. In confessional, she says she thought Colt would bring her
things like flowers to prove how happy he was for her to be here.
They walk by a vending machine with flowers, and to his credit, Colt
refuses to buy her flowers even though she points them out. I mean,
he's not caving to her every whim, which is good, but the fact that
she's doing it isn't a huge red flag to him which is a problem. He
keeps telling her she looks beautiful, and I think he's hoping she
says something like “Thanks for shaving your beard” but no dice.
He says in a joint interview that he's excited to show her the city
and just be with her, and she just has a fake smile plastered on and
not even a fake response about how she is happy to see him. Just
bitching about the flowers again. Honestly, Colt, I feel you on
wanting to find love. But you gotta understand that it is possible
for “being alone” to not be the worst situation you could be in.
You know?
Kalani
and Asuelu leave the airport, and he says she's going to kill
someone. She's still in the parking garage, dude. She says he's not
driving, so no opinions from him. It's nice to have their family
together, though. I think Asuelu is excited to see his son and be
here. He lived on a farm in Samoa, but he's never taken care of a
baby. He feels bad that he wasn't here when Oliver was born, and he
hopes Kalani sees that he's more helpful than they all think, and he
wants her family to like him. His first impression of America is that
the highway is too wide and the buildings are too big. Joint
interview time. Kalani says she's more serious and Asuelu is relaxed.
Funnier, I guess. He says they're a good match because she's the
hardest fiance and he's the easiest. “Oh HARDEST. I thought you
said I was the HOTTEST.” Heh.
They
get to the Airbnb, which is temporary until she figures out what
she's going to do, because her sister Kolini still hates Asuelu, I
guess. Well, also putting another person in the condo might be too
crowded, regardless of whether or not everyone gets along. Asuelu
claims the house is like the Prime Minister's house in Samoa. His
childhood home is just a roof and a floor, with no walls. The front
door has a key code, not a key, which makes sense for an Airbnb. Just
send people the code, no meeting to exchange keys or whatever. Her
mom is upstairs, I assume with the baby. Asuelu feels awkward,
basically because Kalani's mom just appears to tell them Oliver's
asleep and then she leaves. Mom says that because Asuelu didn't
contribute to Oliver's life for the first five months, there are a
lot of things that will be expected of him now that he's here. They
said last episode that Asuelu has met his son before, at least.
Kalani interviews that she's going to expect Asuelu to help with the
baby and around the house. Mom does seem happy to see him, when they
finally get upstairs. He also seems good with his son, until Oliver
starts wailing. Mom leaves, and says Asuelu's confused, but it's
important the three of them have some alone time. Oliver is crying,
which to be honest could just be because there's a million people in
the room, or he's hungry, or whatever. Kalani has sympathy because it
must be hard to have so much anticipation to see your son, and then
he's not very happy to see you. He finally stops crying, and then
Asuelu says “Are you crying because we're a different color?
Because you're white?” Ouch. They go downstairs, and I think he
really wants to connect. Maybe it's just the juxtaposition with
Larissa.
Downstairs,
Mom asks how his flight was, and Asuelu admits he did his “secret
dance performance” for Kalani at the airport. Mom says it's so
sweet. Meeting Mom was perfectly fine, but tomorrow he's meeting Dad
and Kolini, and Kalani is freaking out. Kolini hates him because
Kalani lied about his cheating. Dad doesn't want her to be with a
Samoan. So.
Jonathan
and Fernanda get ready, and she takes a long time to get ready,
because ha ha, girls take forever to get ready! Anyway, they made up
after the fight (it says 87 days so it's been a couple days). They're
going to meet some of Jonathan's friends, and Jonathan says he's
never introduced any girlfriends to this particular circle of
friends, which seems very weird. I mean, he's had girlfriends before,
and I would assume more than just random flings if they were leaving
clothes at his house. But they've never met your friends? Well, he
said “this circle of friends” which means he's got other friends,
who do meet his girlfriends? It's still weird? “They can be a tough
crowd, they like to push buttons.” Oh, that's why. They're
assholes. Listen, when you tell me “I've never introduced any
girlfriends to this group because they like to push buttons”, that
tells me you don't agree with their behavior, or at the very least
you don't want them to alienate your girlfriends. It's not a rousing
endorsement. Fernanda is very nervous, because first impressions are
important. They get to some McMansion, which is huge, and she can't
believe only two people live here. All her friends live with their
parents.
Everyone
is already here. Dani is here too, his friend we met last time who is
now the only single person in the group. Wait, it was implied that
Dani was part of his “regular” group of friends, the people he
spent the most time with. So was I mistaken? Or does he have one
close friend (Dani) and a bunch of people he used to go clubbing with
until they all got married? I don't know. Dani is excited to meet her
because she's important to Jonathan. Fernanda feels special because
they made all this food for her, but also she knows they want to make
sure she's a good match for Jonathan. It's all Southern food, which
is weird to her, and then I guess he lives in North Carolina so
everyone has thick Southern accents and Fernanda is having a hard
time understanding their English. She then imitates them extremely
accurately which is hilarious. Someone asks about her first night,
and she just says she had a hard time sleeping on the sofa. His
friends give him shit for not having even a blanket. Someone else
says he's never had a real girlfriend that they thought would stay
around. OK, but he also said that he's never introduced a girlfriend
to these friends, so...is that the excuse he gave? Who is right?
Fernanda does not want to talk about Jonathan's past life, because
this whole situation with the underwear has made her think he's not
totally truthful. But also she said last time that she knows she's
not his first girlfriend, she just doesn't want to be reminded
constantly.
Someone
asks if they're ready to be married, because “I can't imagine being
married at 19.” True, but also maybe don't say that to the
19-year-old's face? Jonathan admits they've talked about the age
difference, but the more they got to know each other, the less it
mattered. Fernanda adds in Spanish that she doesn't like guys her age
anyway. One of his friends who hasn't spoken yet asks Jonathan what
he would do if his 18-year-old daughter said she'd met a 30-year-old
and was in love. But he didn't know she was 18! He told all of them
she was 21 for months, which could either be him not knowing, or
maybe he lied to them on purpose. Dani stands up for them about how
age doesn't matter. Fernanda says it's not important, because things
are difficult between Mexico and the US, like the wall. Someone says
that here in North Carolina, there are a lot of people who feel like
Mexicans are taking jobs and welfare and they are criminals. OK fuck
you TLC for your misleading previews. Because they cut out the part
where this guy said “Here there are lots of people who feel
Mexicans are taking jobs” and just left “You people are taking
jobs”. So they edited the previews to make this guy look like a
total asshole, when at the very least he tried to claim it was
everyone else. He might still agree with the “lots of people.”
But it was edited like he just brought it up and said to her face
“Mexicans are stealing our jobs and they're all criminals” which
is absolutely not what happened. Fernanda says they want to defend
their country and she wants to defend hers. Maybe they all think
that, that all immigrants are criminals. It's a step up to at least
know you should act like you don't. A tiny step, but a step. Fernanda
says everyone gives what they have, and if you have a negative
opinion, that's your life. The guy says they'll always have
naysayers, but love has no borders. Jonathan showed her it was
possible. Aww. Everyone “aww”s and says they're glad she's here,
even if not everyone else is. It's a small town in North Carolina,
and Jonathan feels some guilt for bringing her there, and he expects
people are going to question her motives. But he hopes she won't have
to go through those things. I was all set to go off on that guy, and
I didn't have to because TLC straight up lied. Fuck you guys.
Eric
reveals that Leida's parents are flying in a few days from now, to
check on everything. So rather than go all the way back to Wisconsin,
they're going to Pennsylvania. Leida asks why they're not staying in
New York, and Eric says it's too expensive, plus it'll be nicer and
quieter. They end up in a cabin, or maybe a motel with a kitchenette.
There are only two bedrooms, and Leida immediately says “No” and
sort of trails off. His apartment is only two bedrooms so that's not
a great sign. Reina and Allessandro will take one room, with Eric and
Leida in the other. Eric showed her some of the apartment on Skype or
whatever, but he's not sure she's grasped the reality of the
situation.
In
the morning Eric cooks breakfast burritos for everyone. She says she
misses chicken porridge (honestly that sounds like a great
breakfast), and then says she always has so many people to make her
breakfast she's never made it herself. “Why don't you just get
maid? Like, live-in maid?” Come on. She kind of pouts, although not
as bad as Larissa. Reina and Alless come down, and Reina is
immediately not thrilled with breakfast. She asks if three months is
enough for them to get to know each other. Leida claims they're a
great team, but they haven't been together enough. Reina says that
when Leida gets irritated, she becomes a really awful person, and
she's basically annoying. Damn. Said with the truth only a sibling
can tell. Eric says the only problems have been when Leida picks a
fight with him because she's bored. OK so that's not healthy. Reina
also knows she's not going to be spoiled here, but Leida claims she
can survive. She thinks Reina is just concerned about her. When Reina
asks who will take care of Alless, there is a giant pause before
Leida says she will. Eric will help her. They all want to see how
Eric's world is. But they want to see where he works and how he
lives, and they won't because they won't be in Wisconsin. Reina
interviews that they just want Leida to have a better life here, and
they want to make sure of that, because “otherwise there's no way
that we're gonna allow her and Allessandro to stay and live in this
country.” I mean...just on the surface, Eric can't keep up her
standard of living, so already this is a problem. He wants to provide
a good life, but the underlying problem is that Eric's definition of
“a good life” isn't Leida's definition. Leida says that Reina is
judgmental and she's afraid Reina won't like his lifestyle. Or that
he's not prepared to have a family, but he already has three kids.
It's not like he has zero experience with children. Eric responds
that Reina can pack sand because he doesn't care about her opinion.
Leida's face, I think, says both “I'm happy my fiance is standing
up for me” and also “I can't believe my fiance doesn't care what
my sister thinks”.
Ashley
hangs out at a bar to wait for Jay's interview to be over. She
doesn't know how she'll cope if he gets denied. So they have a binder
with things like information about the wedding venue, and a section
titled “Proof of Additional Trips” and so forth. He's not worried
about questions because he's studied. But she asks when her birthday
is and he's wrong. I mean, he answered with confidence but it's
wrong. He's very worried because others have told him it's a very
difficult interview, and he's worried he'll get nervous and stutter,
or fuck it up somehow. You have to prove your relationship is legit,
and they both say their relationship is, but Jay is very concerned
his nerves will make the embassy think it's not legit. As he's gone,
Ashley interviews that her kids (sorry, I was wrong, she has two I
think) are so young that she can't pack them up and move to Jamaica,
so she doesn't know what they'll do if he gets denied. He comes back
looking serious, but after a commercial break he says he passed. He
says he always wanted to experience America, and now he's moving
there. He's still shaking, because it was scary, but he appreciates
that she never backed out on him. “Bonnie and Clyde”. We are now
claiming Ashley runs from engagements, as opposed to breaking
relationships with cheaters.
Steven
is packing for Russia, so he can be with Olga and also be present for
his son's birth. His grandparents come pick him up. His grandma has
really supported him since his dad died and his mom kicked him out.
Obviously he's nervous, because the first time on a plane is always
scary. Olga is eight hours from Moscow, and I don't recognize the
name of the place. Russia is so huge, too. Steven hopes Olga is the
right girl, because he only dated her for maybe six weeks. He's not
really ready to be a dad at 20, and he has to grow up. Grandma
reveals she was 17 when she had his father. He has no idea what to
expect, and Grandma says you are winging it with your first baby. He
had no intention of raising a kid this young, but he seems pretty
determined to figure it out. Grandpa says Steven is a tough kid but
this will be an experience. Grandma feels Steven wants his son to
have as stable a life as possible. But Steven himself is an immature
mess. She's concerned, obviously. I mean, his next interview is
Steven commenting on how different it will be when she has a belly,
because he spent all his summer hanging out with a hot girl. He
interviews that he would not be getting married if Olga wasn't
pregnant, but maybe it worked out. Like fate, I guess.
Colt
and Larissa get to his car, which she refrains from commenting on. We
bring up the fucking flowers again, and she claims that he smiled “so
it's OK.” We all know you don't think it's OK, but whatever. On the
drive home, she asks where the Vegas “of the movies” is. Fair.
It's also hot in the car, because for some stupid reason Colt doesn't
have working air conditioning in his car. Look, I'm about to go to
Vegas in a couple days, and it's supposed to be 108 degrees when I'm
there (42 C) and it's the desert. I cannot imagine not having air
conditioning. Larissa complains and Colt tells her to roll down her
window. Rather than do this, Larissa says she's just telling him that
it's hotter than Brazil. OK, fine, but why does this mean you can't
roll down the window? Larissa interviews that her first goal in
America is to get married. The second goal is get a green card, and
third is a car with air conditioning. She tells Colt she thought it
would be bigger, like New York. He lives in the suburbs. The Strip is
a tiny part of Vegas. Larissa says she confused Vegas with Beverly
Hills, Hollywood, and New York. She asks where the Vegas sign is, and
he takes her to the actual sign. Which is the middle of a median in
the middle of a busy road, with a gang of tourists milling around.
It's just dirt and a paved walkway, and the sign randomly in the
middle of the road. He says “Well it's not Christ Redeemer, but
it's nice.” Ha! It's not, and 2. it's not like any movie or TV. But
sure. Larissa thought it was more beautiful and private. She is
seriously complaining about the heat a lot, but she's got long
sleeves and a leather skirt on. Colt claims he knows Larissa really
loves him, but she seems disappointed in Vegas. She tells him in the
future she'd like to not live here. Ouch. He says they can talk about
it later. She wanted to move to somewhere different from Brazil, and
here is a nightmare. She's been here three hours, and she wanted it
to be like a movie. Honey if it was like a movie your fiance would be
hotter. It's like another planet. So now Colt is really freaking out
about her meeting his mother.
Next
time: Steven gets to Russia, Jay has to manage being the only black
guy in the neighborhood, Dani upsets Fernanda, Larissa wants to move
to a bigger house without Colt's mom, Leida worries her sister will
force her to go home, Asuelu apologizes for not coming sooner but
Kalani's dad isn't hearing it.
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