Previously
on “Project Runway All Stars”: Alyssa pretended her
sports-branded clothing line was “athleisurewear” as opposed to
“women's logo items”. Anyway, the designers were supposed to
design an outfit that could go from a sporting event to a nice
dinner. Ken got very frustrated in the middle of the challenge
and...just walked out. He said he didn't want to go off on anyone so
he left. The day of the runway he returned and nothing was ever said,
nor was he penalized in any way. I mean, whatever, I guess. At the
least, good for him to have seen what his reputation was and trying
to not be a jerk on TV again. Sam was once again far too cocky for
his skill level, as he made a cocktail dress. Kini won, because a
long jacket with one side in all black allows for branding and logos?
The bottom three was Sam, Ken, and Layana, so of course Layana was
eliminated because even though she made some nice leggings, she is
not drama. (click for more)
Finally
we are down to six people. Alyssa talks about philanthropy and they
meet up with a “women's contemporary apparel company” who also
gives 10% of their money to charities. They must create a “fashion
forward summer look that is sophisticated with a badass edge”. The
company calls their girl “a rebel with a cause”, and the winner
will have their look sold, with all the profits going towards cancer
research. This...is actually a good challenge. I mean if they are
supposed to “match” a pre-existing clothing line at least it's
for a good cause. Asha thinks of Josephine Baker. Kini is making
something dramatic.
I
think someone just said oxblood was cool for the summer. I guess...?
Ken decides to make pants instead of a skirt and top. He's getting a
lot of interview time. Kini is of course making jeans but “smart”
jeans. In what appears to be silver and yellow print and a ton of
ruffles. Actually a lot of people are making pants. I think Emily is
painting something. Sam always thinks of jumpsuits when he thinks of
badass. Also seersucker! Sigh.
Zanna
Time! Also someone to decide if their looks work with the existing
company. Emily thought of a power suit, and a new spin on that. There
are a lot of things happening, but overall the idea is solid. But
it's also all dark and it's a summer look. I think she decides to
make shorts. Asha has a complicated collar. She is the one who said
oxblood is good for summer but it is not summer. It can't be too
heavy. Dom's skirt has stripes and of course she's cut the panels to
be all criss-cross. It needs to be shorter. Kini...Kini's pants are
ridiculous. Silver and yellow print PLUS pants PLUS weird ruffles or
panniers or something is too many things. Ken has some nice cream
pants and a coral top he hasn't figured out yet. Sam describes his
look as “a pilot's jumpsuit but like, open up the leg, open up the
back, glamorous.” Zanna doesn't want him to do something the judges
have seen before. Don't be safe.
Sam
tears up his garment and brags about how great he is because he took
this risk to start over now. Whatever. Model fitting. Dom shortens
her skirt and Emily makes cropped culottes. Kini, however, is not
changing his pants. Sam says he's now draping a “deconstructed
tuxedo” which is technically still a jumpsuit but totally the
opposite of what he made before. Sure. Kini dyes the bottom of the
jacket black so it's black on the bottom and yellow on top. It does
look kind of cool because it's tweed and the dye doesn't make a
straight line. Ken loves his pants but hates his top. He tells Asha
he's not someone who lies about something, if it's ugly then he'll
say it's ugly.
Runway
Day. Ken can't make his top work right. He gets advice from Kini, who
interviews that Ken's about to get eliminated anyway. Suddenly today
Kini decides his pants are too much. Where have you been? Hot makeup
guy Scott. Sam of course has decided he is the greatest. Ken curses a
million times because I think he has like five minutes left. He cuts
a giant square out of the cream the pants are made out of and drapes
a halter top. And it looks like he did it on purpose. Holy crap
that's impressive.
Alyssa's
hair is doing a weird thing where it's like, all curled and then
puffing out over one shoulder, and also her dress is horrendous. Like
a loose white gown with a black tabard over it. Guest judges are Debi
Mazar and Zac Posen. Ken: wide-legged pants and a halter top in a
cream fabric, with a coral belt. It's very loose and the crotch is a
little weird but the top does look like he spent time on it. Asha:
short dress in a white and oxblood print, with a halter top made out
of lots of interlaced straps. It doesn't scream “summer” but it
doesn't look like it would be too hot to wear. The fabric is kind of
shiny and there is something weird going on with the cut over her
ass. Emily: first of all her model has a wig with a bowl cut that
comes down over her eyes. The culottes are knee-length so it looks
like a short skirt, in a black and white print, and the top is a
sleeveless black top with a white piece at her waist. The white only
comes halfway across, and then on the other side at the neckline is a
notched lapel. The top has an interesting shape and I don't know if
I've seen cropped culottes before. I feel like I must have but I
can't think of any. When she turns around, the white is revealed to
be a sash with a big bow.
Sam:
skinny pants in beige seersucker, and a one-shouldered top with a big
flap vertically down the front. It's attached at the shoulder strap,
and then runs to the opposite hip and hangs down like a peplum or
something. And it's edged in black to be more obvious. Weird. Plus
the top looks like it doesn't fit properly. The back looks really
weird. I don't know, maybe the pants come up too high? And then the
whole back is open but one diagonal black strap. I'm not sold. Dom:
shiny black fabric with thin stripes, put in panels to face in all
directions, in a skirt. The skirt is just below the knee, with a slit
up one side to her hip. The top is silver with a black grid pattern.
The skirt goes up to just below her boobs, and then the top has a V
neck that starts there, with wide kimono sleeves. It looks heavy and
not summery but I like it. Kini: scrapped the jacket because it's
just a white sleeveless top with a deep V and the pants. The pants
are yellow and silver brocade, and the hips are swags of fabric.
Remember Ven's rose pattern that he used to do? Imagine that on the
side of her hips and also each fold is like, three inches thick.
There is a lot of volume and a lot of layers to the draping, but it
ends at the knee and then the pants are like skinny jeans from there.
Her ass looks so wide.
Sam
tells a ridiculous story about a girl cutting up her mom's old suits.
Sadly Isaac loves it. Georgina at least doesn't like the flap. He
also gets praise for the flat sandals but that irritates me too
because he has said he only does it because Isaac loves flats. Zac
tells him his design story doesn't cut it, which makes Sam admit this
is his second look. “So this was like a save.” Come back always,
Zac. Ken's look was supposed to be a little more formal. Georgina
likes the look but the belt looks cheap. Zac tells him it's not
badass, and Isaac hates the length. They show it and there are six
inches of fabric dragging on the floor. What? Don't do that shit.
Ken's response is that it's “perfectly done” and also she had no
problem walking. Asha reminds us of her Josephine Baker inspiration.
Georgina thinks it's a work dress, which is weird because who is
wearing something that strappy to work? It's not summery and also
maybe too 80's. Emily talks about being popular at parties but I
don't think it mattered what she said because everyone loves it.
Isaac doesn't get it but that turns him on and makes him feel like he
is the one out of touch. The short culottes are great. Dom brags on
how she did cancer research for three years before the show. The slit
is too high and the whole thing is pretty heavy. Kini wants to stand
out. Obviously. Weirdly they love how weird it is. I guess they
appreciate the risk, even if it is a really weird pair of pants.
Sam
made an OK garment but it's not awesome. Emily came into her own and
gave them something unique. Kini confused everyone but it's happy and
Zac says because he's a craftsperson, his looks have soul. Ken gave
his model a wedgie and it was also a white jumpsuit so they're bored.
Isaac is also offended that Ken sassed back after criticism. Dom let
them down with a heavy dress that didn't move very well. Asha's dress
didn't move either, and the harness needed something more flowy.
Sam
is safe. Emily is the winner! She and Kini are in. Emily was safe so
many times so it's nice that she won. Ken is safe. Dom's design was
too busy, and Asha didn't make a modern look. Asha is out. So Dom is
in. Asha is glad to have made it this far. Yeah, because she wasn't
on “real” Project Runway.
Next
week: the “avant garde” challenge, which is never actually
avant-garde but whatever. Guest judge is Boy George which is
impressive. Sam makes a rainbow dress and then gets in a fight with
Ken who I think accuses him of just being pretty.
1 comment:
So glad to read your recap this morning, Toyouke, because I fell asleep watching the show again last night. Why can't I stay awake for this??
Glad Kini is still there, despite his "Disco Banana" outfit. Good for Emily - she IS the bad ass girl.
Oh boy, Boy George next time - have to have more coffee next time.
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