Previously
on “Project Runway”: Edmond got saved, because of course, so now
there are four finalists. They did not eliminate anyone so last
episode was two hours of pointlessness. Because everyone realized
that if you allow the judges to give “feedback” then you can deny
people the prize because they didn't listen to whatever nonsense the
judges say. Like, say, Kelly doing sportswear and the judges wanting
it to be more luxe and then Edmond is too “polished” and not sexy
enough. It's dumb. Anyway what you need to know is everyone made
another look in a day and Edmond showed up with an entire outfit not
even started, plus two that needed more work, then the “surprise”
challenge. Ashley is making a plus-size collection. That's basically
it. (click for more)
Everyone
is just sitting around moping. Candice and Edmond are more thrown,
because they seem to have the most work to do. Tim comes in to try to
spin it like they're in such good shape because they know what the
judges think. Ashley just has finishing things to do. Tim tells Kelly
to bedazzle the shit out of everything. Is that what they told her? I
guess. Edmond must sex everything up. Candice did too many things
and she has to tone it down. See what I mean? Candice was told she
had too many things happening while Kelly was told to have more
things happening. Also they yelled at Ashley for not having a print
when they did nothing but bitch about her prints for the last like 6
episodes! Anyway, they'll get another trip to Mood if they want.
Edmond and Candice don't seem to want anything, while Ashley wants
more thread (and a print, sigh) and Kelly wants glitter. Then...Tim
says he's going to go shopping for Kelly and Ashley? Wait, what? They
can't go themselves? I smell a rat.
Edmond
I guess built his collection around ruffles, which the judges didn't
like. Oops. There is a lot of talk about what everyone is doing, with
the reminder that Kelly and Ashley don't have to rethink their entire
collections. Tim returns with 20 pounds of glitter for Kelly and...a
bunch of stuff for Ashley. You guys don't mind if I skip the eight
million times everyone talks about how much they have to do and how
much they want to win, right? OK cool.
Tim
Time. Kelly has a pair of giant platform shoes she has covered in
glitter. Tim loves it. He tells her to mix up her separates to see
what goes together. Candice doesn't really know what to do, in terms
of what she wants to show and does she show her giant hoop skirt and
pannier thing and whatever. She might take out the hoop and just put
in the dress. I guess they thought it was too costumey, plus her
cherry blossom print doesn't “go”. OK, maybe it is super drag
queen but I am so BORED. I would love some crazy drag queen shit.
Ashley likes her stuff from Mood. She has to have super perfect fit.
Tim says to keep an eye on everything. Edmond is trying to design
something new. I don't' know if you have time for that. I get why,
because the judges basically said they hated his collection, and to
make it more sexy you need new designs. But I don't think he has
time.
There's
an ad for Project Runway: Junior, and I might watch but I don't know
that I'm going to talk about it. I don't know if I can deal with high
schoolers all day and then come home and watch more of them, AND the
producer's usual bullshit.
Anyway,
Tim tells Edmond about Sean last season and his fringe. The judges
hated his fringe but he used it anyway. Did he not cut any of it? I
don't even remember. Anyway, if you believe it your ruffles you
should keep it. Tim says five models are coming tonight, and the
other five tomorrow. When they come in, Kelly is mixing things up.
Hilariously Candice says “it's a lot”. Says the woman who had a
giant hoop skirt. Edmond promises a more modern collection. I think
everyone is worried about fit. Candice figures out later she put a
pair of pants on her model backwards so she...scraps the pants to
make new ones. What? Why not just use them backwards? You clearly
didn't notice so why not just do it that way since it must look OK?
One
day left. Suddenly Candice has her confidence back. The other models
come in for fittings. Kelly has been trying to get someone to fit her
jumpsuit. Ashley loves the floral headpieces but doesn't want to lose
because the judges hate them. Kelly finally finds her model that fits
the jumpsuit. There are hair consults but whatever on that also.
Commercial
interlude: Edmond and Ashley discuss how tired they are. Edmond
apparently started hallucinating and packed for Fashion Week super
last minute.
Some
guy from Lexus comes in to tell them they can have two cars to drive
around tonight and tomorrow. Now they have one hour to pack up all
their stuff before tomorrow. Candice didn't have time to make
anything new so she's using the cherry blossom print she says the
judges hated.
It
is finally Runway Day, at 3:30am. Everyone goes to the tent and
freaks out and gets nervous. And talks about how much they want to
win. There is the usual frantic working. There don't seem to be any
missing models this year, although Ashley waits until the absolute
last minute to dress her models.
OK
time to start. Heidi and Nina are wearing the same jumpsuit, which is
super weird. Ashley busts a zipper. We go to commercial with her
freaking out about it.
You
know why this is two hours? So we can have half an hour of
commercials for Project Runway Junior. Shut up, Lifetime.
The
guest judge is Carrie Underwood. Everyone showed anonymously, which
means there will probably be a shot of the designer walking around
with the models and you shouldn't believe one minute of it. Photos of
collections are from Blogging Project Runway
as always! Because they do such a good job of arranging them! Thanks guys!
Kelly
is up first. She explains her “Studio 54 meets New Wave street
wear”. Kelly's collection I
would not wear most of these clothes, but it's very cohesive. You can
easily see that the same woman would wear all these clothes.
Although...that first look, looks like a bib. She does not have fanny
packs for everything. OK but there is also a look with the wood grain
fabric that is a miniskirt, then sheer to mid calf. Not so great?
Kelly loves everything. The jumpsuit she was worried about fitting
has split legs. I like her collection even though it is not my taste
at all. Very shiny.
Edmond
is up next. He dedicates his collection to his mom. Aww. Edmond'scollection
It's all dresses. That blue number that is very full is weird, and
the white tent dress with black trim is cool, but so many of these
dresses are just black dresses that don't seem that interesting. I
guess they're sexy in that they're tight? And some are short? There
is a white dress with ruffles and a mullet hem that looks like toilet
paper. It just seems like I've seen it before.
Candice
briefly mentions Asian influences. Candice's collection
There is a lot of leather, which is pretty Candice, I guess. But I
feel the same as with Edmond which is that I've seen it and I'm not
that interested. There's a crop top and sheer skirt with beading over
her crotch. What? A weird mermaid skirt and then she did send out
that big red dress that was supposed to have the hoop skirt. But
without the hoops it's just so boring.
Ashley
mentions her grandmother and Mexico City. Ashley's collection
She did not put the headpieces on everyone. There's a lot of lace and
sheer pieces, and I like it, but there are some pieces that don't fit
right. There is some weird stuff. A giant satin skirt with flowers
and a sheer poncho. Lots of crop tops. I don't know. I want to
support her because of reasons but I also would probably not buy any
of it. But it does go together.
Carrie
mentions how she knows reality shows. Kelly is up first. Zac loves
the glitter shoes and although he doesn't like the spandex it was a
great show. It was all very Kelly. Ashley did something unexpected
and this was courageous. I feel bad because they didn't have enough
time to fit and you know they're going to nail her for it. Ashley is
getting all praise which makes me suspicious. Kelly did get some
negative info. Oh, Zac does give her shit for gluing flowers on the
satin skirt. Candice had so much leather, but Nina thinks she had
“the best of both worlds”. One of her leather dresses did not
fit. Heidi doesn't think it was cohesive: the cherry blossom dress
was sweet but then all the leather and some things were trashy.
Edmond had some sophistication in the beginning. Heidi then says the
white dress looks like toilet paper! Just like I thought! He wanted
to have a wow factor. The judges think when his stuff is boring, it's
better than when he does a million ruffles.
Why
should you win? Kelly has a specific point of view she wants to
share. Ashley wants to “take the world” and push her confidence.
Candice thinks “there is a huge voice out there for women who need
to wear a little bit of strength on their sleeve.” What? Fine.
Edmond has tried his best every challenge and this would take him to
the next level.
In
the Scrap Bin everyone talks about the end. Nina thinks that the
people who did well were “true to their voice”. And if they did
not do well they were not “true to their voice”. The voice the
judges bitched about and told them was terrible. Edmond tried to do
what they told him, and he “knows a woman's body.” but he had
some misses and Zac thinks he has more to grow. Zac thought Candice
would surprise them with a polished collection. Heidi didn't like it
either. Nina busts out that old chestnut of “but I don't know who
she is!” Kelly was really true to her aesthetic and has gotten
better as the show went on. That's true. Ashley's designs are great
and Zac does mention the market she can tap into. They like the
pastels and crop tops. Sure. It seems to be between Kelly and Ashley.
Candice
is the first one out. She claims not to be sad because her kids are
here. Edmond is out too. He's not sad either, you guys. Kelly...is
out. What? What. Listen I love Ashley but did she have a better
collection than Kelly? That is highly questionable. Kelly is excited
to get her name out there and start her career. So Ashley is the
winner! A plus-sized ready-to-wear designer! Exactly the demographic
I'm sure Lifetime wants to court! OMG I am so cynical. I'm glad
there's a plus-size designer getting attention. I am. I just hope
Kelly gets some attention too.
Next
week: reunion. Of course. But it's only an hour. There are a bunch of
dumb arguments. You know there are. But it's the last hour we have to
endure before we're free for months!
1 comment:
Thank you, Toyouke, for a great finale recap and for pointing out the half hour wasted watching promos for the Project Runway Juniors show. As much as I like Christian and would like to see Hannah Davis, I don't think I want to see anyone bashing a bunch of kids. Some, it seems to me, need to be put down a few pegs, but at that fragile age, it's not something I want to see.
Ashley's the winner!?! - at the beginning, I really wanted her to win because she represented larger women like me. All those crops tops started to get to me - don't really know anyone my size who'd wear them. Glad she's getting a voice for a big segment of our population; but as you pointed out, it's a big segment of Lifetime's viewing population.
Sad for Kelli - she seemed like she had an interesting collection, but a small population who'd wear her clothes. But then... I'm old and don't go clubbing.
Edmond - glad he persevered through 13 seasons of auditioning to finally make it to Fashion Week. He has an audience for pretty, sexy gowns and I hope those ladies go to him for some new fashions.
Candice - her all-black aesthetic was hard and edgy sometimes, but her foray into Asian culture seemed to overwhelm her. Tim said it was cheap looking? Don't know, but hope some folks find her too.
Thank you for your continued coverage of Project Runway - I always read your recap first!
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