Previously on Project Runway: the traditional
“everyone make something super impressive and beautiful before we kick you out
to make collections” challenge. It was not super exciting, so then the
producers got the bright idea to make everyone “fix” an outfit that sent
someone home. I don’t mind either of those challenges, actually, because “can
you make this outfit not suck but still resemble the original” is not a bad
challenge. But I suspect that once Tim’s Save appeared they planned on doing
this so whoever got saved could have the chance to take the outfit that
eliminated them in the first place. Which is exactly what happened with Justin.
I just think maybe not do two challenges at once. Bradon won, and Dom also did
well but the other three have to “compete” for the chance to “show” at Fashion
Week, even though they all already did. So it was a waste of 90 minutes.
Sometimes I read “finale” and I hear “finally”. (click for more)
Heidi and Tim talk about collections. Heidi is
wearing a wine colored bedsheet. Everyone talks about how thrilled they are and
stuff. $9000 and six weeks to make ten looks for spring. Heidi then tells them one
of the looks has to be unconventional materials, because this is the
unconventional materials season and HEAVEN FORBID you forget it. Heaven forbid
you just make clothes that are awesome. Alexandria cries because she’s so
happy, which I only note because it makes it more dramatic if she is eliminated.
Unlike some seasons the final five are nice to each other as they pack up and
go home.
Two weeks left to go. Dom’s up first. Her family
is cute. They’re at a restaurant where Dom works. She sews during the day and
is the hostess at night. Wow. Dom is so excited. She’s got some gallery space
from a friend to work in. Inspired by “Blade Runner” and watercolors. So many
prints! Of course. Lots of watercolor prints and bright colors and straight
lines and curved lines. Tim tells her to put all her prints on a knit fabric,
which she hadn’t thought of. I guess she had a problem with the silk? I’m not
that familiar with fabrics and printing things on them. Of course everything
will be better and Tim is so smart. The problem is that she hasn’t even had the
fabric printed yet, so she has to get that done and THEN make clothes.
Bradon only gets his visit with 12 days left to
go. Not a lot of time to fix anything. Bradon was inspired by crocuses in the
spring. His unconventional look is knitted plastic. It’s very heavy and really
doesn’t go with the rest of his collection. His finale gown isn’t even started.
Bradon’s fiancée is there and Tim is cute about congratulating them on their
engagement. All three of them go to the beach, Tim still in his suit coat. Of course.
One day later he goes to San Mateo (NoCal represent!)
to see Alexandria. Alexandria seems to have a lot of black and white and also
feather crowns. Like, a traditional looking tall crown but made of feathers. She
has almost thirty pieces to mix and match. Tim says it’s very her. Like some
pants that have like, gloves instead of pockets? There are straps so instead of
putting your hands in your pockets, it’s like you have fingerless gloves that
are attached to your hips. She takes Tim to her fashion camp with the kids (who
made some of her unconventional look, child labor). Tim is so cute with the
kids. They all made dolls of all the contestants this season. Tim’s doll is
hilarious. They’re just simple knit dolls but they’re really funny because they
all look crazy.
Time for Helen. Nine days left. Helen is inspired
by clairvoyance. Yup. Her prints are taken from a really close-up photo of an
eye. She’s also got some bold red for some reason. More capes like she’s done
during the competition. Tim tells her she needs to innovate. Without the capes
it’s boring. I think that’s what Tim is saying. Tim goes to meet Helen’s family
and he asks them about how Helen breaks down all the time. Tim, you went there?
Damn. Her mom is like, yeah we know.
Justin’s parent’s house. Justin admits his sister
won’t wear his clothes. Aww. I don’t know what day it is. There’s a big sign at
the university supporting him. His collection is inspired by sound waves. Somehow
he got access to a 3-D printer to make shoulder pads or something. I’m not sure
where the things are going. His unconventional material is plastic test tubes. It
does look kind of cool. Right now everything in the collection looks white or
off-white. Tim tells him he has potential but right now it’s not ready.
Fashion Week time! I wish they would plan better
so they could have more than six weeks. Dom and Bradon hug and talk a little bit
about how lucky they are to not have to compete. As everyone arrives they all
talk about how excited they are and what bed they want.
The workroom is rearranged for everyone. Time for
unpacking and side-eyes because no one wants to actually go over and check out
other people’s clothing. Finally Dom is like, fine, I’ll go look. All the
interviews are nice for a change. Justin’s swoopy 3-D printer things are
necklaces. Oh, I lied, Helen interviews that Bradon’s collection is old lady
and now he’s worried because he’s seen how great everyone else is.
Tim shows up with a ‘gather round! Which you know
is not good. He brings in some woman with MORE PRODUCT PLACEMENT and another
challenge. Of course. Something about laundry detergent and “washable fashion”
which I guess means you force designers to use fabrics you can wash. Whatever. Make
a new look that you can wash! Oh, but just to make it more confusing, this
challenge is only for people who make it to the finale. So before that, Justin,
Alexandria, and Helen must show three looks to compete for spots. I’m not sure
how many spots. Maybe one, maybe two. Maybe they’ll just be “generous” and let
them all compete.
Some minor working precedes Tim Time. Tim shows
up with a split lip, from “an altercation with a set of subway stairs” and four
stiches. He’s just going to meet with the three showing tomorrow, and Bradon
and Dom will get advice later. Alexandria has a sheer top and a trench, but Tim
doesn’t want a bra or bandeau top because it will ruin the lines. All her looks
are pants and tops and jackets. Justin’s test tube dress looks like a shag rug.
OK, that sounds bad, but it’s not bad. One of his tops has a sloppy neckline
and some puckering. Well…six weeks. Tim wants more cohesion. Helen’s looks are
that bright red and a blue print, the eye print. Tim doesn’t like the shoulder
stitching on one dress, plus she’s cut the bottom of dresses so there are
tails. Like, one panel down the front, and one down the back, but the sides are
really short. Tim wants to connect them like a giant diaper. Oh no. Helen says
capes are a theme but she’s only showing one, I think. Tim tells her she needs
to have three looks that are impeccable. On the way out Tim gets choked up like
he does sometimes but there is no group hug. Justin gets emotional too, because
he doesn’t want to see anyone go home.
Runway day. I think Helen just told the hair
people to make a hair choker. Justin has wigs with bowl cuts. Hot makeup guy
Scott. Dom offers to help Helen because she’s not going to get anything done
right now. Lots of cursing and freaking out.
No guest judges today, of course. Alexandria: the
first look is some black pants and a black leather top that is loosely fitted
and sleeveless. The pants are the ones with the glove/pocket thing. She looks
good, like a punk rocker girl. Second is white pants, loose, with a light gray
top and a grey suede jacket. The jacket fastens on top of her chest and then is
open in a wide inverted V. The back ties like one of those dresses with the
sash so you can adjust the fit. The sleeves on the jacket don’t look attached
to the body of the jacket. Last is more beige pants, that look draped or
something. There is a big panel in front that goes diagonally across her hips
to her waist. Then a really slouchy trench and a lace top. All in beige. I want
some more color.
Helen’s turn. Short black dress with cap sleeves
and a high crew neck. The sides of the skirt are slightly longer than the front
and back, and they stick out from her hips. Second is a red dress, slightly
above the knee, very pod-like. This is one of her capes, belted at the waist
with a clear plastic belt. The silhouette is interesting, and the belt goes under
the back of the dress so that part is still full. Last is a dress in the blue eye
print. There is a simple strapless sheath dress, and over her shoulders and
upper chest is a cape. It’s cut so it looks like she can’t lift her arms. It’s
different.
Justin: white pleated pants, a tank, and a sleeveless
vest. The back of the top and vest has a big round keyhole. Second is a short
black tank and full knee-length skirt, with some white paint splatters on the hem
of the skirt and white at the shoulders. One of the 3-D printed pieces is a
belt. Last is the unconventional look, which is a long white dress with plastic
test tubes everywhere, lined up so they look like fur or something. Oh my God
is that dress loud. It rustles all the way down the runway and all the way
back. There’s also a collar made from the 3-D printer, two pieces that go over
her shoulders but don’t meet in front. The plastic test tube dress is
fantastic.
Heidi says they should all be proud but not all of
them can show at Fashion Week. Lies. Justin wanted to tell his story about
getting his cochlear implant. The white represents being deaf, then the black
with white paint is chaos after he had too much sound after getting his implant,
and then the last look (test tubes) is his being at peace. Heidi can’t stop
talking about how great this is. The hair is terrible though. Yeah, they’re
like, really short bowl cut wigs. Zac thinks the black look is too busy. Nina is
the only one who doesn’t totally hate the hair.
Alexandria was trying to do punk and
monochromatic. Well, success in that sense. Heidi loves the slouchy, weirdly
draped pants, because why not? It’s very detailed, and looks good, and the glove/pocket
thing is fun. Nina knows it’s Alexandria, but is it a wow? Nina doesn’t like
that there is no color and it’s boring. So, Justin showed two white outfits and
a black outfit and they didn’t say anything to him about colors. Is it because
he had really bright white and Alexandria has dingy taupe? Who knows. I guess
Justin makes for better TV.
Helen talks about her clairvoyance inspiration
and the eye print. Nina thinks it’s minimal but feminine. The blue dress really
does keep the model from moving her arms around. Hilariously they ask if the
model can move her arms and she windmills them and flails. Nina thinks maybe it’s
not well-made. The red looks terrible without the belt, so I’m not sure why
they told her to take it off. Heidi thinks the models look sad. Nina complains
about her inspiration not showing up in the red and black dresses which is
stupid. Since when have they cared about your inspiration? Also the hair
chokers are creepy. Agreed on that.
So at the moment, it looks like they want to keep
Justin, because they’re talking about how great he is and giving stupid
critiques to the other two. The judges rave about the gown and how given time,
he makes beautiful clothes. Nina makes faces about Alexandria. Heidi really
likes everything, but Zac and Nina are arguing about how she’s not really cool
and they’re bored and blah. Gray is a color, Heidi. Wait, I wanted color too. They
think she’s not special enough. Helen’s first dress is actually very dark blue
and no black. They really hate her execution. Zac thinks she needs more time,
but if you’re rolling your eyes at a shoulder dart, how does having more time
help that?
Justin is going to show at Fashion Week. Of course.
Not that I think his designs were bad, I thought they were pretty good. Just that
you could tell that was happening from halfway through the episode. Alexandria is
in. I kind of thought they might get rid of her but OK. Who thinks Helen is in
too? Oh, I was wrong. Helen is out. I think Helen’s clothes were more
interesting but whatever. She’s still proud of herself but “disappointed in the
whole situation”. She’s going to keep on keeping on.
Next week: this season finally ends. Justin loses
a model, everyone loves things. Etc. Someone wins.
1 comment:
Model Nastassia should get a bonus check for putting up with the most difficult designers and designs throughout the season, including Timothy's desire for a bondage ballet, Alexandria's drop-crotch "active wear" pants, and Helen's straitjacket cape dress. That girl deserves far better treatment than she's gotten.
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