Previously
on “Project Runway”: make an editorial look using sheer fabrics.
Almost immediately, Dayoung had to lie down and have medical attend
to her, and after a conversation with a producer she quit the
competition. Marquise was brought back to replace her. Then Victoria
had a meltdown and threatened to quit, and everyone talked her out of
it for some reason. She
didn't follow the challenge and blamed it on language, leaving out
the fact that several people explained sheer fabrics to her and she
could have asked Christian several times. But sadly she was not
eliminated. Instead Chelsey made a bad sheer blazer and was sent
home. Sergio, for all that he is still very annoying, made a
beautiful dress that was constructed so well no one could tell it
wasn't lined, so he won. (click for more)
In
the morning Victoria is now saying she doesn't know what happened
yesterday. She wants to be here. OK. Sure.
Christian
and Karlie come out to the runway. Karlie is wearing a suit with city
shorts, and they say today's challenge is tuxedos. We see a photo of
Billy Porter at the Oscars, wearing the outfit Christian made for
him. The actual “Billy Porter look that broke the internet”,
SERGIO. Anyway, reinvent the tuxedo. Christian says the difference
between a tuxedo and a suit is satin? I didn't know that. You will
have to use it somewhere. It's a two day challenge. Tuxedos have to
be tailored, and that's a lot of work, so here are the eliminated
designers. All in tuxedos I guess. Because of a failure to count (or
I bet because they haven't had Christian's Save to make up for that
first double elimination) there is one extra eliminated designer, so
someone won't have to do anything. Also the eliminated designers are
going to decide who they want to work with. Hee.
Jen
wants Brittany (she freaks out), Tyler picks Delvin, Shavi picks
Marquise (v. excited for this), Melanie picks Geoffrey, Veronica
picks Sergio (not last? She really does not want to work with
Victoria), Chelsey takes Nancy after thinking a long time, and Alan
ends up with Victoria. I see. This means Asma goes home, which is
kind of bullshit. Sergio has immunity. Karlie tells them model cards
are in the workroom, and since tuxedos are for everyone, there are
male, female, and non-binary models. Interesting.
Several
people take male models. No one says anything really shocking, except
Alan offers to help Victoria and she just tells him to sit tight and
not worry. So he laughs that she doesn't work well with others.
Geoffrey is letting the judges get to him and since he was in the
bottom last week he's going to pull back and not be crazy. At Mood
Christian yells about how boring everyone is being. Except Delvin is
making a whole powder blue tux. Christian says it's interesting but
he's not sure if that's a good interesting or a bad interesting. He
then reminds Delvin that Alan was wearing a powder blue tux, and
Delvin immediately leaves to buy green instead. Christian continues
to whine about how boring everyone is. Nancy is getting print, so he
actually goes over to praise her. Marquise is very excited to make
menswear, because that's his brand. Geoffrey says “tuxedo
jumpsuit”.
Alan
immediately starts singing so I'm sure everyone is thrilled. Sergio
is turning his
tuxedo backwards. He claims it's never been done before, which is
horseshit because Celine Dion did it TWENTY YEARS AGO. And that was off the top of my head so I'm sure
there are more I'm just not thinking of. Get it together, Sergio. I
rewound it and he technically says “I've never seen it done
before”, but you know what he meant. According to his bio he was 15
years old and his bio says he started with fashion at the age of 4.
Of course he brags that the other designers won't do it, probably
because they all know about Celine. He also brags to Veronica about
his stupid “heritage” dress with the names. For this outfit he
doesn't have a theme, because of course he only does that when it's
convenient. Veronica wants to protest her elimination. Delvin wants
asymmetry, and he thinks he's the best tailor here so he's set.
Victoria doesn't want pants so she's designed a gown. With strong
shoulders. Alan is sent to fetch her water because Victoria doesn't
trust him, so she's going to use him for “moral” support.
Brittany is regretting taking a male model and picking out boring
colors and doing something she's not used to for a challenge. She
starts talking about her shitty childhood which is never a good sign.
After
the workday is over apparently they all go out? Or maybe just to the
rooftop? Drinking and cornhole commence. Alan thinks he's being cute
by asking Tyler to teach him about cornhole but he's just tipsy.
Geoffrey tells Melanie he needs to do another collection for his
brand but it's so much money. He gets emotional because he believes
if he doesn't do well here, his career is over.
In
the morning as everyone gets ready to work Sebastian shows up. Woo!
Reigning champ! He's brought everyone breakfast (a giant pile of
carbs) and he chats about his year, and how his mentorship is
bringing him clients, and you should stick to your first idea instead
of changing your mind midstream. Geoffrey cries some more and says he
desperately needs this mentorship. Not to diminish the effect a CFDA
mentorship will have on a career, but it doesn't seem that healthy to
me to pin your entire life on winning a basic cable reality show. You
know? I get the feeling that unlike basically everyone else, if
Geoffrey is eliminated he won't say “this isn't the last of me”,
he'll say he's quitting fashion. Brittany hates one of her fabrics,
and I think is using the lining as the outside of the jacket?
Victoria still won't give Alan any work to do. I mean, she won't even
let him make the garter belt without taking it back from him to futz
with it.
Christian
comes in to chit chat. Geoffrey has a full muslin look. His shoulder
is maybe too strong, so it will look dated. I think he's going to
streamline things. Sergio describes his backwards tux, and he's now
come up with some bullshit about his look. I am confident it's
bullshit because we just saw yesterday that he made the design but
admitted to Veronica that he didn't have a story to go with it. Now
it's reversing like society is reversing since the last
administration. Veronica gets the greatest look on her face and
interviews that his stories are stupid but she won't get in the way.
I wish Christian would call him out about believing he's invented the
backwards tux, but as far as we see, Sergio doesn't mention this fact
he believes in so I guess Christian doesn't know he's delusional.
Nancy is making the pants from the Ashley Longshore challenge, and
Christian is skeptical but he's not that worried. Delvin has a double
lapel and asymmetry, and he gets praise all along. Tyler is worried
about the fabric choice being dated. Brittany's fabric isn't quite
formal, but with the print and the satin she might pull it off.
Christian straight up tells her to make the pants out of satin.
Nancy
has Tyler try on her pants, because he's the same size as DD. The
problem with this is that Delvin needs Tyler to help him do things.
Delvin is pissed. Model fitting. Marquise's model is hot, and
everyone is eyeing him including Christian. I love that Marquise
seems very calm. Geoffrey says he doesn't like shirts. Christian
tells Nancy her tux looks great sleeveless, so she scraps them.
Two
hours left. Alan finishes the garter and announces to Victoria that
he'll be in the workroom awaiting her orders. He finds Veronica, who
is also just sitting around because Sergio wants to do all the
machine work himself. Marquise talks about military influences and
shoulders. Delvin claims he'll be ashamed if he doesn't win because
this is his category.
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Runway
Day. For some reason, at breakfast Brittany wants Delvin and Victoria
to tell her who will probably be in the bottom. They think Nancy,
because while her pants are cool, she's made them before and the top
is not great. It's especially annoying that it's Mrs. Pointy Shoulder
Victoria who's complaining that Nancy already made those pants. Come
on. Nancy is sitting on a bench somewhere (I'm not sure what the
layout of the penthouse is, so I'm not sure how close she is or what)
and of course she can hear them. They aren't really making an effort
to whisper which is also stupid. Nancy says when the pressure is
high, that's when she does her best. Delvin walks by, I guess coming
out of the kitchen, and immediately sees Nancy on the bench. So he
knows they've been caught. Of all people Sergio thinks everyone
underestimates Nancy. It does hurt but it's not like Nancy is going
to quit.
2.5
hours to work. There's a lot of frantic working. Marquise's shirt is
very tight. Something weird is happening with Brittany's shorts.
They're uneven or the hem is bad so she's rolled them up high or
something. Alan is helping Brittany since Victoria won't let him help
her. So why not? Nancy struggles with the buttonhole machine. She
announces it's down, and immediately Delvin says “She broke it”
and flails dramatically. He also claims it's the second time she's
gotten in his way (the first being using Tyler to fit things). She
didn't break it on purpose, calm down. Christian has minimal sympathy
because his season didn't have a buttonhole machine. Geoffrey hates
the bow tie he made. Sergio's look comes together and this idiot has
made it in white. You're going to claim you've never seen a backwards
tux, and so therefore you're better than everyone, and it's even the
same color as Celine Dion's.
Guest
judge today is Thom Browne. Geoffrey: dark cropped jumpsuit. The top
has lapels and some shoulder pads, with a black shirt and a black bow
tie. I'm not sure if this is a shirt or if it's a dickey he just
sewed into the gap. There's a satin band at the hip, and it's cut
with a flap so it looks like a regular suit. There's nothing to
indicate it's a jumpsuit. Delvin: suit in a dark teal, with an
asymmetrical hem on the jacket. The pants are cropped but also slim,
like leggings. One side of the jacket is about four inches lower than
the other, and there is a wide corset piece around her waist. No
shirt, and one side of the jacket has a double lapel and one side has
no lapel. It does look very well tailored.
Victoria:
long dress in black, with a very high slit and strong shoulders with
a V neck. As far as I can tell it does not have side cutouts. The
slit is basically up to her hip, with a rhinestone garter around her
thigh. The whole back is open. Nancy: the same pants she made a
couple of episodes ago, where the pant leg is kind of loose and
there's a big flap behind them. The top is a sleeveless jacket with
wide white lapels. The rest of the outfit is in a metallic dark red
and gold floral print. Brittany: short black satin shorts, a white
shirt and a dark floral print jacket. That's basically it. It doesn't
look like it's perfectly tailored.
Sergio:
OK first of all, his model walks out and immediately turns around and
ruins the reveal. Come on. It's a long white gown that comes up to
her throat, and then the back is completely open and it has pink
lapels. I don't like how the keyhole fits, because I think it's
pretty wide and low and it's hard to fit something like that to a
person's back. Also there's a black bow tie facing backwards. He
still thinks it's original. It's well made, I guess. Marquise: black
pants, I think they are cropped a little bit, and a skirt. I'm not
sure if it's a whole skirt, or a wide panel sewn to the back of the
pants. A white shirt, and then a dark blue jacket. The jacket is all
horizontal pleats with black lapels and some pins at the shoulder.
The shirt isn't a regular button down shirt, but has a collar that
makes it look like an ascot. It somehow comes up very high and covers
his throat like he's Mr. Darcy.
Everyone
gets to stay today. Geoffrey is already crying, and he says that he
was trying not to overdesign. Nina likes that it's minimalist for
him. He also praises Melanie a lot. The only thing they don't like is
the bow tie, but the tailoring is so beautiful I don't think they
really care. Delvin was very excited about this challenge, and he
wanted to keep it sleek. Nina asks what fabric he used (double wool
crepe) and why (it's one of his go-to fabrics). It's too day and
doesn't read “tuxedo”. Brandon says “leprechaun in a corset”
which is not even true. It's the wrong shade of green. He also claims
the asymmetry took focus from the tailoring. I guess. Then we have to
put in a shot of Sergio bragging to Nancy about karma, and a
flashback to Delvin saying shit about Nancy. First of all, that was
not even 20 minutes ago, and second, Sergio is due for some karma so
why is this even here. The asymmetry was his attempt to be creative,
but he didn't take a big enough chance.
Victoria
talks about powerful sexy women. When they ask who she worked with,
and she says Alan, Brandon says he's missing Alan's shoe game today,
and then they cut to Alan in the Scrap Bin, laughing hysterically
just as the camera pans down to his sparkly loafers. Nina likes that
it's chic but also sexy, and the thin strip down the back of the
keyhole. It's maybe not moving the tuxedo forward or reinventing it,
but it's beautiful. Marquise wanted to make a look that would stand
out. The judges also lust after the model. This is getting old. I'm
not going to pretend that I've never ogled a hot boy but can we dial
down all the thirsty comments? We get it, he's hot. This was a high
drama look, and the skirt was right on. He also says Shavi tailored
the pants and he was really glad for the extra hands. Brandon says
it's a great example of trusting your instincts. Thom says he would
have pleated the skirt but that's minor. Brittany starts off by
admitting she's never made menswear before ever. She knows it's only
like 75% complete. The lapels are too thin and the shirt is bad.
Elaine says “douchey Hampton's party”. The judges didn't think it
was hers. The shorts are the wrong length, but we knew that because
Brittany said they were.
Sergio
immediately starts in with the current administration going backwards
and how their slogan is “Make America Great Again” and then says
that in his mind, the last time America was great was in the 50's.
You dumbass. Not only is this a bullshit story you shoehorned in
because you think anyone gives a shit about your “political”
clothes, you picked a terrible time to romanticize. He keeps talking
about how you could own a home with only one parent working, and now
it's a lecture. Elaine looks pissed, and as soon as he shuts up she
says that for his dumb stories to work, not only does the garment
have to be perfect, but also his messaging. And the 1950's were
pretty shitty for people of color and women, so no, America was not
great then. AND in my opinion that logic only makes sense if you made
a 50's style dress. Right? At least that's vaguely logical. Elaine
flat out tells him he was offensive and he should stick to the
fashion. I'm pretty sure they told him that last time. Didn't they?
Nina follows this up with immediately referencing Celine Dion, and
Brandon gushes about how great that look was. Nina then turns to him
and oh-so-casually slides in “I'm sure you know the look that I'm
talking about.” Sergio hems and haws and eventually asks what year
that was. Nina gets her patented disgusted look and I am hollering
for her to dress his ass DOWN. She doesn't remember the exact year (I
mean I had to look it up too) and just says she's surprised he's in
fashion and he doesn't know this. Sergio responds with “John
Galliano is a genius” and her immediate response is “And this is
very very similar.” Ha! It's well made but they all recognize the
reference.
Nancy
really wanted to do print, and she wanted the pants she liked, and
the sleeves looked weird and she took Christian's advice about the
sleeves, and then DD's face lit up, and blah blah. She's hilarious.
Brandon loves it because he wishes he would have amazing stories like
that when people ask about his inspiration for stuff. They don't
particularly like it, sadly. It doesn't really say “tuxedo”, and
the lapels are kind of wonky. Then Elaine says they've seen the pants
before, and while that's true they let Victoria make the same damn
jacket WAY more times before they penalized her for it. So let's not
pretend they are on top of shit like that.
Sergio,
Marquise, Geoffrey, and Victoria are the top. Sergio did a good job
but it's a copy, and no one can believe he didn't know about Celine.
In the Scrap Bin he laughs and says he was in middle school, but no
one is buying it and also he said the wrong year so whatever.
Victoria and Marquise seem to be the best of the best. Geoffrey's
look was nice but maybe too much. Nina likes Victoria for some
reason, but Brandon loves Marquise and his take on gender. Geoffrey's
bow tie was not good, although this is the most polished Geoffrey has
been. Marquise could have pushed the skirt a little bit more.
Delvin
didn't really make a tux, they've seen Nancy's (this is still
bullshit considering how many pointy shouldered wrap jackets with
cutouts Victoria got praise for), and Brittany's was a hot mess. Out
of these three, at least Delvin's was well made. Brittany was
embarrassed by her outfit, and she just failed. Nancy is too boring
and they hate the print, I guess. In the Scrap Bin, Nancy is
convinced that even though Brittany had the worst look, the judges
like her more and so Nancy is going to go home without making the
worst look. That's likely, sadly.
The
winner is Marquise. Nice. He's so happy to win, to impress Thom
Browne, and have a real comeback. Geoffrey, Sergio, and Victoria are
all in. Brittany is out. Huh. Delvin and Nancy are in. I mean, that's
the right choice, but Nancy had a point. Brandon tries to act like
her getting eliminated is just what she needs to propel herself to be
better. That's not what she probably wants to hear right now? She's
very upset, but she knows she disappointed everyone and she hated
everything about the look. Christian comes in and praises Brittany
and then uses his Save. UGH. Is Brittany really that great? I argue
not really? But I'm sure he's required to use the Save probably? We
get a flashback to five minutes ago and Christian telling the judges
he wants to use his Save because Brittany is just that talented.
Everyone is joyful, which is so weird because if they thought she was
that amazing they could have just...not eliminated her? Right? It's
not like the judges haven't made crazier decisions in the past. So
are we pretending they're actually considering the clothes and not
the drama or what the producers want? I'm irritated but I know the
Save is part of the show. I guess I was happier about her being gone
than I thought.
Next
week: tie-dye, Leslie Jones is here to be loud, it looks like
Brittany is crying again.
Christian
says Brittany is just too promising and it was her first attempt at
menswear. OK but she didn't need to do menswear. Anyway, Sebastian is
here. They giggle about never being eliminated. They chit chat about
the episode, and then Sebastian does quick sketches for the
challenges from this season. Also Christian calls the production out
for serving them rum and cokes like they're teenagers. Sebastian has
two collections he's released in Colombia, and the one for the CFDA
is being shown to buyers. Also people are calling him for red carpet
stuff. He does joke that Christian is making all the looks for the
Tonys and Christian is like, I only made eight. Hee. Then Swatch
comes out and they put him in the chair with a bow tie. Christian
talks to him and I can't tell if he's drunk or what is happening.
Then he gets Swatch on the floor and lets him pick treats in front of
pictures to predict who will win. So he picks Victoria. Huh.
2 comments:
i would be happy if the so-called fashion experts knew the difference between a garter and a garter belt.
This was an interesting episode. Delvin is beginning to rival Sergio for bravado. Glad that Marquise vindicated himself. Victoria wouldn't let Alan assist her even in menial tasks, which tells us a lot about Victoria. She must be hell to work for. Brittany is a total disappointment. Christian used his save wisely though imo. He got that monkey off his back at a good time. The designers can't count on immunity and the save going forward. It's all about them and their talent.
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