Previously
on “Project Runway”: the designers were asked to reinvent the
tuxedo. To do this they got the aid of eliminated designers. This
didn't cause as much drama as Delvin shittalking Nancy and blaming
her for sabotaging him, or Sergio making up a political stance for
his dress that was offensive (he said America was the greatest in the
1950s). In the end, Marquise won, which I knew he would because he
designs his own looks for his ballroom competitions. Brittany made
some shorts that were terrible, and just in general didn't tailor
well, so she was eliminated. But then Christian Saved her, so I guess
she's got a second chance. (click
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In
the morning Brittany mopes around. She looks terrible, like she spent
the night crying. She and Marquise commiserate over getting second
chances. On the runway Karlie makes sure to be glad Brittany's back.
I guess. This week's challenge is about tie dye. Nancy lived through
the 60's, although she was a teenager. Anyway, here is Nina to tell
them that tie dye is having a “moment” and they need to “elevate”
it. Make your own tie-dye outfits. Delvin looks ill. They'll even get
two experts to tell them how to do it. It's supposed to be a one day
challenge, but they need extra time for the fabric to dry, so they
get to have a sleepover! Ugh. They have from now until tomorrow
morning, when the runway show will happen. OK, so this isn't that
different from when “Top Chef” would do BBQ or make chili and the
contestants would be told to cook overnight so it would be ready.
Delvin interviews that he's not sleeping in this workroom. Immediate
smash cut to several shots from different episodes, of him sleeping.
Marquise doesn't get immunity, but he does get to pick his model
first. Karlie hands out the rest of the models (no one makes a big
deal), and then sends everyone to go learn to tie-dye.
The
“class” is basically how to make the standard designs, like the
standard “starburst”, or stripes. Delvin declares he can't
remember all this stuff. Brittany is taking notes, and she is pretty
sure she's the only one. Geoffrey is ready to go right now. 22 hours
until the runway. There are big bolts of fabric back in the
storeroom. Sergio tells us that in his great experience, silk takes
dye better than cotton. Cotton just looks dated, and he never wants
to be dated. This from a man who told the world last week that the
1950s were the best decade.
Everyone
sketches. The whole workroom is covered in plastic wrap, the tables,
the dress forms, the floor. Geoffrey doesn't want to overdo it.
Marquise is making something completely feminine, which he thinks
they haven't seen from him yet. I guess? He's made some girlier
looks. Nancy says that the time from now until they go to Mood to buy
supplementary fabric and trim is supposed to be for test samples, to
see how the fabric reacts and how the dye looks. Nancy is not going
to do that though, because she's very confident in how the dye will
look. She wants to start draping. This seems some pretty heavy-handed
foreshadowing. Victoria's sketch looks very flowy and not Victoria.
Delvin wants something like a phoenix. Victoria once again shows zero
self awareness and tells Delvin to just be careful not to make the
same clothes he's made before. You know, coats and jackets, because
he makes those all the time. This is now the second designer that
Victoria has judged for making the same outfit over and over. Come
on, girl. Delvin and Geoffrey argue about if they should boil the dye
first or what (some dye is made to be used hot, apparently) and they
decide to ask Brittany. She has zero sympathy for non-note takers.
After stating this in confessional, she then gives everyone all the
information they could want. Apparently she just wanted us to know
how helpful and great she is. Help or don't help, honestly if she had
refused to tell them anything I wouldn't think less of her. But don't
snark that they should have taken notes, and then tell them
everything so they don't have any repercussions and say “you're
welcome”. Victoria is harping on how everyone is making the same
thing always because she has decided to make something completely
different today. I think this might be the first time she's admitted
she makes the same thing all the time.
Time
for Mood. Christian doesn't like what Geoffrey has. He's got weird
colors and no design yet, because he needs to find fabric to know
what to do with it. The cashier tells Nancy it's good to see her
still alive, which is cute.
17
hours. Nancy is making pants again. Slightly different from the other
ones, though. Looks like a ballgown over pants. Geoffrey is still
sketching. Sergio gets a phone call home, and I really don't care
except to hope it's foreshadowing his elimination. He whines that the
judges didn't understand his vision last week, which is bullshit. We
saw him tell Veronica last week that he had a design but didn't know
the story yet, because Veronica replied that they should protest her
elimination and they laughed. So his dumbass story about the
administration moving in reverse didn't have anything to do with what
he designed. “They're always telling me to keep it about the
clothing...so I think the judges are afraid of me.” Wow. Please
tell me he's acting like this for the camera time, because it
frightens me that there might be people who truly think this way. He
calls his boyfriend, who is too nice honestly. Sergio interviews that
not only is he making beautiful clothes, but he's taking on such
difficult topics, and it really says something about him as a person.
Oh it says something all right. He feels better after his boyfriend
tells him how great he is.
Christian
comes in to inspect. He jokes that someone should gift him a shirt,
but then Brittany rolls up with a T-shirt she dyed and gives it to
him. Hee. Nancy has some technique with ice that she does all the
time in real life. Christian is impressed until she admits she hasn't
dyed anything. She wants something to put on the model, and then I
guess once the garment is complete she'll dye the whole thing. I
guess, but if there are any mistakes she's stuck. Marquise is doing
little starbursts that look kind of like flowers. It's unusual for
him, but Christian is worried it's too old-fashioned. Luckily he's
mostly done with the garment design so he has time to play around.
Geoffrey is making a pleated gown, but it's olive green and dark
yellow. It's a very military color palette, so maybe he should make a
more military design? Christian has good advice that I think Geoffrey
is taking. Brittany needs to think about her silhouette. Christian
has a good point that everyone is doing tie-dye, so it's really going
to come down to shapes. Marquise decides not to use pink. Sergio has
some mix of two techniques or something. I think ombre and also
traditional starburst. Christian says it might not work, but if it
does it will be great. Victoria has shorts over pants. The design on
the pants is very “Brittany and Justin on the red carpet” dated
distressed denim. Delvin gets the same advice from Christian he got
from Victoria, which is not to make another jacket like he's done
before. I don't disagree with Victoria, I just want to point out the
hypocrisy of that particular piece of advice coming from her.
Model
fitting. I think everyone's fitting muslin. Geoffrey complains that
this model fitting is useless because no one knows what they're
doing. I mean, sure, but you have to do it sometime. Delvin has
chosen cotton twill, and as he is rinsing it all the dye is washing
out so it's too light. He has a huge starburst pattern, which has one
dot in the middle, and then a faint pink, and then some darker pieces
around the edges. Once the models leave, Christian tells them
tomorrow's guest judge is Leslie Jones. She's going to be so loud and
amazing.
Victoria
curses about something. I'm not sure. Victoria is also using cotton,
maybe that's what she was cursing about. Delvin wonders about not
rinsing, but the colors will bleed. About 2am everyone puts on the
onesies they were given to sleep in. Why onesies? Who knows. Brittany
and Delvin do Fortnite dances yes I know what they are shut up.
Marquise puts on what I think is his skirt, which is just all
ruffles. I mean everyone is slap happy except for Nancy and Sergio
but of course. Nancy is finally dyeing her fabric, and luckily she
loves it. Delvin is starting over, because he picked the wrong
fabric. He gets Brittany's leftover silk fabric and starts over.
Geoffrey says this is the worst challenge, and can't believe Brittany
doesn't agree. Of course she thinks it's the one where she got
eliminated. At about 4am Victoria has put her fabric in the dryer,
and it all faded. It's just a solid light green. She gets some silk
fabric from Sergio so she can start over. Geoffrey's green dye has
turned out so dark it looks black. He thinks it boiled too long and
got oversaturated. Nancy thinks it'll lighten up.
Pizza
time! Everyone stuffs their faces and giggles because they're even
more slap happy than they were two hours ago. Nancy brings Geoffrey's
fabric back to show him that it actually did lighten up. Delvin looks
pissed about this for some reason. He's already said he's going to go
to bed. He didn't, but still. His silk worked exactly like he wanted,
but now he has like 6 hours to sew. Victoria's fabric also worked.
Nancy is only just now starting to sew her pants. So out of seven
designers, three of them are just now starting and have like six
hours to work.
Runway
Day. I wonder if they'll give the designers the afternoon off after
this. I think Victoria is still dyeing things? Will they have time to
dry? Christian comes in to tell them it's a Flash Challenge. No one
is that thrilled, because it's not a lot of extra work, but you do
lose some time for pictures. Marquise's dress looks like a figure
skater. Nancy swears these pants are a new design (the editors
actually add in a third pair I had forgotten about), but Christian
says they look the same. More importantly her model is clutching
fabric to her chest because there is no top. Sergio doesn't want to
push a political statement with this look. Really? I thought it was
terribly important to your identity to always have a message? “So
the judges will have no excuse not to love this outfit”. Just say
you realized they hate the politics so you ditched it. They will
still find a reason to hate your outfit. Delvin's dress needs
something so it won't be too boring. Nancy still doesn't have a top
with under an hour to go. Honestly with 30 minutes to go she's
basically wrapping fabric over her boobs. Hilariously Nancy says her
dad is very much like Christian so maybe her dad was preparing her
for this moment. Hee.
Leslie
is already shrieking and I love it. Delvin is still wearing his
onesie. Nancy: wide-legged pants and a top, in a light brown grid
pattern. The pants technically aren't the ones she's made before, but
they are pretty close. The fabric is much looser, and so it looks
closer to a skirt than distinct pants with a flap. But I see what
Christian was saying. The top is basically a length of fabric wrapped
around her torso and over one shoulder. There's a lot of drapey wings
and I'm not sure if they're sewn to the top or if they're the ends of
the model's headband. Sergio: a fit and flare dress in a very light
yellow pattern. It's got a square neckline and thick straps, and then
it's tea length. The straps don't look like they were sewn on
properly. OK so this is the dress he should have made last week,
right? This is a 50s dress, and he could have argued that bullshit
about the 50s. Right? I can't see the pattern so it looks very
boring. It's a nice dress, but that's basically it. He of course
thinks it's amazing.
Victoria:
OK, so it's not like anything she's done before, I'll give her that.
High-waisted jeans, and then the top is cropped. I think it's two
pieces, a crop top that is close-fitting with a Peter Pan collar, and
then a ruffled part that is off the shoulder, with two panels in the
back like wings. The jeans have flowers on them? Like embroidery or
something? It looks like a green and yellow dust ruffle. There are
also elbow length bubble sleeves. At least DD is loving Leslie's
yelling about superheros and Grace Jones. Marquise: short skirt with
tiers of ruffles, and an inverted triangle top (the kind that come up
to a point at your throat and then tie around your neck). There are
also long sleeves with a sheer eyelet fabric. The tie-dye is a light
blue and green. It is seriously a figure skating costume. There's a
little keyhole in the back. Delvin: red and orange dress, knee length
and sleeveless. The tailoring isn't great, but I think he did cut the
fabric so the pattern mirrors itself like a Rorschach test. This is
boring too, like Sergio's.
Brittany:
knee-length dress, also a fit and flare, in pink and blue. Instead of
sleeves, she has lengths of pink fabric that are tied down at her
shoulders, elbows, and wrists. The back is kind of strappy too.
Geoffrey: long gown in an olive green. I think the dye was olive and
yellow, and it's blended into sort of a dark yellow. There's a high
slit, and the top is a deep V with long sleeves. There's some thin
orange straps lining the neckline, and an orange belt. It moves
beautifully and really stands out after a bunch of short fit and
flare dresses. Leslie starts yelling for the model to take the dress
off because it's hers, and the model loses it. “If I die and come
back, I'm coming back as that dress, and I want you to wear me, just
like you wearin' that dress.” Leslie should be on every week.
Brittany
and Marquise are declared safe. Really. They talked to everyone last
week, why not this week? Sergio says he used ombre in the panels, but
also a fan pattern for details. It doesn't look like tie-dye. He
actually does explain what he did, and I guess they get it. They love
it, and when his model spreads her skirt out, you can see that there
are oval panels in the skirt, some with the gradient and I guess some
with the pattern. I can't see anything, because it's yellow on white
and it's hard to see. But I guess that's what they like about it,
it's not obvious. They do not praise him for a lack of dumb story.
Geoffrey wanted something simple and mildly Army. It's so simple and
flattering. Nina says the sleeve makes her crazy. It's very chic and
finished. Nancy wanted to update the 60s. They all want to look more
closely. It is revealed that the cape thing was the headband. The
judges like it much better without the headband. The tie-dye is very
controlled and it's a good pattern, but Nina wanted something
simpler. Elaine says it's a reinvented pant shape and it's great.
Victoria
complains that she doesn't like tie-dye, and Nina and Elaine roll
their eyes. She keeps talking, and we see that what I thought were
flowers on the jeans are really bleached and colored spots. Karlie
thought she had made Marquise's look, which is hilarious. First
because I can see that, and second, because what if Karlie gave that
look safe marks because she thought it was Victoria and then it
backfired? Victoria claims that's not his style, but Leslie fires
back that Marquise is safe. Then Nina reminds us that this is not
actually jeans, but short shorts over jeans, sewn together at the
waist. But why? They're the same fabric. You can't tell what is
happening. Brandon leans over to tell Nina it's a denim diaper.
Without the dust ruffle, it's a cropped button down shirt with cap
sleeves. Brandon claims he gets where she was trying to go with the
pants, and at least she took a risk, but it failed. Delvin pulled
back on the details he planned. Leslie says the colors are like a
cheap church dress. It's all the things they hate about tie-dye.
Brandon doesn't hate the tie-dye that much, but the silhouette is bad
and dated. And they've called his looks dated before. Nina tells him
to go all out next time. Brandon knows both Victoria and Delvin ran
out of time because they had problems with their dyeing.
Nancy
did the best actual dyeing, but it was kind of boring. I'm not sure
how it's more boring than Sergio, but sure. Sergio did something
tricky (Brandon says) but it's elevated. Geoffrey was tasteful but it
made an impact. Plus it would work for a lot of people. Both Delvin
and Victoria were a hot mess. Delvin is trying to prove that he's
crafty, but he's not thinking about the end product. Also there were
buttons up the front and they were ugly. He was too safe. Victoria
had a bad tie-dye pattern. Elaine just wrote “Why?” Leslie knows
why, she watches the show. She panicked that she hadn't done enough,
and started adding shit to the jeans, and a ruffle, and whatever.
Brandon says at least there's an idea there, but it's very late in
the season. Karlie asks who they want to see a collection from.
Nancy
is in. Geoffrey is the winner! AND Sergio looks pissed. Leslie wants
it. Geoffrey can't just leave because now he's crying and says
someone really talented is going to go home and it's sad. Leslie
comes up and gives him a hug and says just remember you won. Aww.
Sergio is in. Geoffrey tells the judges this was the hardest
challenge yet so stop it! OK that was kind of cute. Delvin's look
wasn't elevated or chic, and was boring. Victoria's was a hot mess.
Delvin is out. Victoria is in. Brandon tells him he has great
craftsmanship, but he just lacked ideas. Now Delvin says he didn't
take a risk because he was too afraid of the judges not liking it.
Did he say that before? Or was it just a factor of not having time to
do crazy shit? Christian says Delvin is one of the most beautiful
tailors they've had. Didn't someone use “tailor” as an insult
once? I don't remember.
Next
week: makeover time! “the perfect victory dress” for various
Olympic athletes, lots of red, Geoffrey freaking out, Sergio argues
again.
Delvin
and Christian giggle about being poor. Then Delvin declares he'll be
the Jennifer Hudson of the season. Bold statement. He also is salty
about Nancy's lack of top, and “mak[ing] the same outfit like seven
times”. Yeah don't aim that at Nancy. Supposedly Delvin thought
they were there for construction, because I guess he doesn't watch
the show. People have been getting away with shitty construction for
the entire length of the show. And Christian points out the button
thing. So I think he had buttons in the bust, and they were supposed
to be hidden, but he screwed up the tailoring so the top was too
tight and you could see them. Christian tries to explain how the
buttons should be on a brown coat on a dog, which of course is a
Leslie quote, but he's laughing too much. Christian also thinks
Delvin doesn't say much, but I guess he just didn't talk to
Christian. He's been shittalking people a lot. He finishes early and
then stops working so he won't screw it up. Delvin thinks Victoria
will win, because no matter how bad her garment she always is safe.
OK that's fair. I love that he seems to have zero things to say about
how SHE'S made the same garment seven times, but Nancy is terrible
about that. Delvin then claims the only person he remembers from this
show is Christian. Really? The only one? I see. So it's time for a
game, which is for Delvin to look at pictures and say “fever” or
“chills”. Which is good? Who knows? Also fever because his lab
coat looks like a doctor's coat. He hates Nancy's look with the print
and says “casket ready”. Calm down. Alan's weirdo look with the
boots = bad chills. Christian posing in Mood = shook. I mean...it's
just dumb drunk people and Christian flirting but I guess we gotta
give Delvin one last chance to shit on Nancy, even though Nancy beat
him. Then we have to talk to the hair person. Whatev. They pretend we
care about hair and then Christian and this woman bitch about
difficult clients.
2 comments:
Wow - a hot mess doesn't qualify for elimination anymore? Seems to me, back in the day when Christian was introducing the phrase "hot mess" that was usually the outfit that sent a designer packing. Has Victoria elevated hot messes to a new level that qualifies a person for Fashion Week? So sad to be seeing this.
I kept waiting for Nina to say "taste issues," but evidently, that doesn't apply to Victoria.
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