Previously
on “Project Runway”: everyone had to tie-dye. Also stay up all
night. Geoffrey made a beautiful gown in dark olive green with some
mustard starburst patterns and won. Delvin made a “cheap church
dress” that was well made, but didn't have anything interesting
happening. So he was sent home over Victoria's ugly outfit. (click
for more)
There
are three bouquets of roses on the table in the designer's penthouse.
Brittany and Nancy speculate they belong to, which is,Victoria. It's
her birthday, but she is huddled in bed? She's really milking the
story.
Karlie
shows up with Olympians (and para-Olympians). This week's challenge
is to make each of them a “victory dress”. Lots of talking about
“athletic bodies” or whatever. One day challenge. Karlie says
“Don't fuck it up”. There are “random” assignments to pair
everyone up.
Geoffrey
immediately says he knows what rugby is, it's the one with the net,
right? No. Then he says his muscles are for “visual sport”
because Geoffrey. Victoria's client wants red, but also is OK with an
asymmetrical design so I guess we're back to old Victoria. Sergio has
a client who is pregnant. He says that he doesn't have any experience
with this, because pregnant women don't want to spend a ton of money
on clothes, especially with how expensive some of his clothes are.
Smash cut to one of his dresses with a $12,000 price tag. Thank you
editors for being overdramatic for me. Nancy's client is the one with
the wheelchair, who wants a train and also sparkly silver and black.
Nancy, because she is a sweetheart, is thrilled to make her
something. She does track, so her shoulders and arms are really
broad, making it hard to find clothes most of the time. I think there
is a train planned for the wheelchair. Brittany does not use black
(what her client wants) but she says she's done bridal for a long
time, and you do not push your aesthetic on a bride. Unlike Tessa
last season insisting her client loves black when she said her
favorite color was pink. She also has to deal with a farmer's tan
line. Marquise's client is petite, and has trouble finding clothes
that are for adults. She also asks for a little red.
Christian
reminds the designers at Mood that they need to please their clients
while keeping their point of view. There is a lot of red happening.
Christian basically hollers that they should “surprise” their
clients with something not red. No one seems to budge. Brittany is
planning some straps around the arms to hide the tan line.
Marquise
puts his dress form on a stand with wheels and almost immediately
rides it across the room. Brittany goes straight to Sergio for advice
on her plunging neckline. I guess. Unfortunately this means we have
to have a confessional where Sergio says Brittany doesn't have the
technical skills he has, but of course he loves to help everyone out
with his vast knowledge. The end result of this conversation is that
she's going to put in a modesty panel in the chest. Not to be modest,
necessarily, but as a structural component to hold the sides of the
deep V together. Nancy is very excited to make her dress and
wheelchair train, and now she's talking about how it's not about the
challenge but about her client's fantasy. It's not a great sign,
because I feel it foreshadows Nancy's client loving it but the judges
hating it, and Nancy not caring. But she's got to make a corset and
two piece train in one day which is also not a good sign.
Christian
comes in to bother everyone. Sergio talks about how his client is
more classic, but Christian is bored. Sergio's response to this is
that Christian was not in the client consultation so what does he
know anyway. This is what his client asked for, so that's what she's
getting. He also gets a confessional about how he played soccer to
hide the fact that he was gay. It's random and also foreshadowing.
Cut to Christian dancing around with a ribbon. Geoffrey is
lengthening his skirt because his client wants a slit too. Victoria
tells Christian her client wanted all the things she makes all the
time: asymmetry, straps, cutouts. Sure. Marquise is braiding straps.
He's making something sexy, but Christian worries it's not cool
enough? It's also not very Marquise. Brittany's outfit isn't very
Brittany either. It is kind of late to do the “design for a client”
challenge. Nancy has too many ideas. They're lovely, but last week
she didn't make a top, so maybe focus a little more this time.
Model
fitting. Victoria takes the sleeves off her design. Brittany is
taking up the lining of the skirt, so there's just the sheer overlay.
That's more Brittany? Nancy is putting Velcro on the train, so it can
be removed easily. Marquise's client has never owned a long dress,
and she's thrilled which is cute. Geoffrey's dress looks weird. The
waist is in a weird spot, but the top is low, and the short skirt and
slit is a balancing act. Marquise is making himself a shirt to match
his client. Geoffrey starts freaking out because he's almost started
over? There were a lot of problems, and he didn't think he could fix
what he had.
Back
at the apartment, Nancy talks at Brittany. I'm not sure why, because
Brittany was one of the people who was shittalking her. I guess she
only focused on Delvin. Why is this clip here? It's just here to make
Nancy look rude by keeping people awake. I guess I'm supposed to
dislike Nancy for talking, but why can't Brittany just go to bed? Or
say “Sorry, Nancy, but I'm wiped, I'll talk to you in the morning.”
Runway
Day. Geoffrey says “word” to Victoria, and there's a long scene
where she says “yes, nerd” and then says “word” means “weird”
and I guess it's supposed to be poking fun at her shitty English?
Except I have no idea why Geoffrey was saying “Word.” Like, he
was showing off his sneakers. Also he says that Victoria is
everything you could want in a woman, which is funny and mean. Thank
you Geoffrey for affirming how awesome I am. Sergio is unconcerned
because his design is just that amazing. Victoria's dress is very
short. Suddenly Geoffrey curses because he was ironing and the iron
is covered in...something. There are a bunch of shots of the iron,
which is clearly dirty, so why didn't Geoffrey see that? He says
there are only two black looks, so it was either Brittany or Nancy.
Cut to Nancy saying she hopes it wasn't her, and a flashback shot
labeled “10 minutes earlier”. I know the designers don't like
Nancy but why are the producers piling on too? Like I said, it's
clearly dirty. Geoffrey should have checked. He's got a bigger
problem though because it looks baggy around the hips. Cue really
frantic sprinting. With like, one minute left, Geoffrey is standing
in the doorway sucking down a cigarette and insisting it's fine.
Guest
judge is Lindsey Vonn. Victoria: short red dress with an asymmetric
hem. So the skirt is cut with a long panel down one side, but not in
the sense that it's one longer panel in the skirt, or a long strip,
but that the actual skirt fabric is cut in a curve. Then there are
some side cutouts, and a V neck bodice that looks like a bra on one
side, and a wider piece on the other side that looks like part of a
wrap dress. It's very Victoria but her client looks good and seems
happy. Sergio: long yellow gown with elbow length sleeves. It moves
really well, and has side cutouts. Actually, the cutouts
extend
to the back. It's like a crop top, almost a bra with sleeves, and
then the skirt is attached in the front over her stomach. She clearly
loves it. Marquise: long red gown with a very high slit to show off
her prosthetic leg. The bodice is one shouldered, with some straps
made of braided material. The skirt moves well. It's kind of boring
though. Most of these dresses are boring.
Brittany:
long black gown in sparkly fabric. The bodice is off the shoulder,
and has a deep V with some illusion netting to hold the sides
together. It's pretty basic, but she's a bigger girl so I am sure
she's never had a dress that fit that well. Geoffrey: short shiny red
dress with a slit. The skirt has a bunch of folds at the hip and
around the front, and then the top is basically two triangles and
some sparkly straps. It's backless, with just the straps. I'm not
sure it fits all that well, but at least the pleating in the front is
interesting. Nancy: long black gown with a strapless neckline.
There's some trim around the top of the bodice, and then two straps
that kind of hang on her arms. I'm not sure why those are there. Then
some fabric attached to the back of her wheelchair for a train. The
fabric is like a shimmery look, but not sequins. And the train isn't
getting stuck.
Sergio's
client says this is just what she asked for. It's not the usual
maternity wear, and they really like it. It's also the right shade of
yellow. Brittany's client loves her. So interestingly they praised
Sergio's design, but then they just ask Brittany's client if she
wanted a deep V and then they move on without saying anything about
the dress. Nancy made an underskirt so there are multiple looks going
on. When she shows the judges, Brandon says “It's a reveal!” but
kind of quietly which for some reason made me laugh and laugh. They
want to see it close up, which does not look great for Brittany. Nina
loves that it's functional but also fashion. Geoffrey's client is a
classic athletic body who can't find clothes off the rack. Then when
Brandon asks about the seam (or the stain, not sure) Geoffrey gets
bitchy and says it was someone with a black dress that ruined
everything. Brittany immediately says it wasn't her and then covers
her mouth and giggles. Like, that simpering “oh hee hee” thing.
The judges praise Geoffrey a little bit before moving on. Victoria's
client explains how she used to be a big tomboy, and she loves her
dress. Nina acknowledges Victoria's things that she does all the
time, but I think she likes it? Marquise's client is so tiny compared
to everyone else, and they want to look at it closer. Plus Marquise
just casually drops that he made the shirt he has on, just now, so he
could match his client.
OK,
so they are sending the athletes away before they critique anything.
Why did it take 18 seasons to do this? Sergio's dress was lovely but
very day. Also the skirt was loose enough that she didn't look
pregnant. They wanted him to celebrate her bump more? Sergio says he
would never put a pregnant client in a form-fitting dress. But that's
a thing? Elaine wanted to celebrate her body more. Sergio just wants
to argue that she clearly was comfortable. Elaine makes a face where
I think she wanted to roll her eyes, but she didn't, but her facial
expression looks like she did. If that makes sense. Brandon says the
sleeves didn't fit perfectly. Brittany's dress is very cliché,
although the fabric was nice. Also I don't think Brittany was able to
raise the hemline like she wanted. Lindsey talks about having an idea
but also hoping the stylist or designer might have an idea she'll
like more, but wouldn't have picked out for herself. It's the eternal
struggle I have with this challenge. I have ideas, but I want someone
to also have suggestions. You do not know how many dresses I own that
I picked out as a joke, only to show them to Kmanpat and have him
say “Oh that's cute” and then it turned out the dress WAS cute.
But I was joking! If I'm going to have a custom dress, I want the
designer to have some ideas. That being said, I would try to find
someone who makes clothes I like so they don't have to make something
that's completely not them, you know? I hate designers who just
ignore their clients, but I also don't like when they just blindly do
everything their client wants.
Anyway.
Elaine says Nancy's color is boring. Nina likes the color, though.
Karlie didn't like the trim, but they all agree that Nancy
accommodated the wheelchair wonderfully. Geoffrey didn't fit the
chest that well (although Elaine says they get it about the iron).
The slit was too close to the center, because Nina says she almost
flashed everyone. Victoria wants to say, before the judges do, that
she gets it was very short. Brandon replies that it didn't bother
him, but what did bother him was that it was polyester? Oops. Lindsey
says it's beautiful and that's it. Marquise didn't line his dress at
all. So Karlie didn't mind the skirt, but the bodice was sheer. It
was a mesh, sort of, but the openings aren't that big so it didn't
register with me. Lindsey thinks it was still too young.
Lindsey's
top two are Nancy and Victoria. Elaine says Victoria is the only one
who stayed true to herself. Yes, but that's because you put her with
the client who wanted EXACTLY what Victoria always does. I was on the
lookout for shenanigans in terms of like, giving Sergio a difficult
client to screw with him. But I didn't think about making sure
Victoria could do the same thing she always does that no one calls
her on repeating every week. I'm not giving her credit for staying
true to herself when she didn't have to even try to do so. Nina loves
that Nancy thought about everything. Brandon argues that Nancy always
cares about the person she's dressing. True.
Marquise
didn't put any effort in, and the fact that he made a very simple
dress and then made himself a shirt is not going over well. He could
have taken that time and made a better dress. Sergio's maternity
dress is a “standard” silhouette, according to Karlie. Brandon
doesn't like the failed tailoring, but then he tries to stick up for
Sergio by saying his client felt great. But they all felt great,
Brandon. Back in the Scrap Bin, Sergio is saying how great he is (I'm
guessing this happens a lot). Brittany says if she was pregnant,
she'd love to have a tight dress. She's self conscious about her
stomach, so I think being pregnant gives her the excuse to wear a
body-con dress. Exactly! I carry my weight in my stomach and I have
considered buying maternity clothes for that reason, but I feel like
if I was pregnant I'd show it off because now I'm SUPPOSED to have a
huge stomach! It's natural! I hear you Brittany. Sergio replies that
he doesn't understand any woman who would want to wear a tight dress,
and Brittany fires back that he's a man, so. Meanwhile Nina is hating
on Brittany's dress, because while her client liked it, it was very
boring and they've seen it. Elaine says Geoffrey's dress was tacky,
but Karlie argues that it's a victorious party dress for a woman in
her 20s to go out to the club. True. But I've seen that one too, if
we're going to be making that argument about Brittany. Elaine is not
budging, because everyone else seems to love it. I don't think it was
so stellar, but I do think the judges love Geoffrey.
Nancy
is the winner! Victoria is in. Nancy says if she had won every other
challenge she'd give it up for this moment. Karlie tells the
remaining four designers that they all at least made their clients
happy, and then she says they're all safe. BOO. Make a decision. It
is literally your job. See that just says to me that whoever truly
made the worst outfit was a person they didn't want to send home.
Even though supposedly they're all safe because they made their
clients happy. Geoffrey knows it's very likely next episode is a
double elimination.
Next
week: it is a double elimination, avant garde, Geoffrey needs
a band-aid, some crazy building.
Hilariously
the first thing Christian says on the aftershow is how terrible it is
because how do you have an aftershow for eliminated designers if you
don't have eliminated designers! Hee. So he talks to one of the
clients, Helen Maroulis. The wrestler. And then he starts with a joke
about how he wore this polo shirt because he looks like a coach. Also
some of the clients worried they didn't ask for anything more
complicated. Yeah. Christian talks about his struggles as a designer,
and people not liking his looks even though he spent months on them.
Then Helen says he should be a wrestler which is hilarious. Christian
is a tiny man. He better be slippery. Helen talks about having to be
masculine to fit in. Then Christian asks for wrestling moves, and
this woman is taller than him, and then she picks him up. You can
hear a producer or someone laughing in the background. “I wanted to
do more but I got scared.” I love Christian. Then there's a segment
with the hair person so whatever.
2 comments:
You did a great job on this review. I'm not sure how Marquise survived. His dress was trashy but owing to his client's great body he was safe. Also, Brittany is a big disappointment. I still can't figure her design aesthetic. She was a fav after the first challenge but now????
Can't wait to see the Avant Garde challenge. Sergio may have the most difficulty inasmuch as he's a very traditional (read old fashioned) designer. He has great technical skills but overall his designs are either OTT or boring, imo. Can't wait to hear Veronica complain that she doesn't understand the term yada yada yada. But if we look back on that light blue jump suit she created, she may have an edge. Nancy may be in trouble. She uses lots of material in flowing designs and that's not 'avant garde'. Both Veronica and Nancy are fun to watch and Christian seems to interact with them well. He doesn't get anywhere with most of these designers but he's a joy to watch. Til the next episode...................
Thanks for reading! I'm not sure anyone on this show really does "avant garde" properly but that $12,000 dress of Sergio's they showed last week I think would count. Of course he can't make it in two days. I hope someone does something crazy.
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