Previously
on “Project Runway”: Morena Baccarin showed up to tell the
designers they needed to work in groups of three to make a capsule
collection for a trip to Rio. So they have to both make swimwear and
also match a client's style. Then Karlie and Nina weren't even on the
runway, which kind of maybe explains what went down. You know Nina
wouldn't tolerate this. So Hester made a swimsuit, which was sort of
OK except the backside did not fit at all. It was way too large, so
it was wrinkly, but it also gave her a wedgie. Not one word was
spoken about this. Even Hester acknowledged it was jacked up, but the
judges not only didn't mention it, they gave her the win. I know.
When she got back to the Scrap Bin, Tessa flat out told her that her
look sucked and then acted like she wasn't being petty. Renee tried
to make pants in a new way but they were terrible and she was
eliminated. (click for more)
There
is a dress form with a male outfit on it outside, complete with
feathers. Inside are more outfits, and Christian. He says the outfits
belong to Sir Elton John. Today's challenge (given by the costume
designer of the upcoming biopic) is to make a “performance piece”
for Sir Elton John in the 70's or 80's, at the height of his
popularity. Jamall says he plays with menswear already so he's
thrilled. It needs to be showstopping so they need some help. Oh,
it's eliminated designers. I guess. “Random” draw to pick out who
you want. Everyone is happy to see each other, except Nadine is still
100% done with this show. Tessa is almost at the end, and manages to
appear to complain about how she has to pick between Frankie and
Cavanagh. She doesn't come out and say it, but you can tell she's
thinking it. Two days, and an extra trip to a notions store for
sequins and whatnot. A total of $700, but no more immunity.
I
feel like there are a lot of blazers happening. I mean, blazers with
fringe and sequins, but still. Cavanagh manages to irritate me in the
30 seconds of screen time she gets, because of course she has made
stagewear and Sebastian is very lucky to have her even though she was
picked last. Hester says “rooster” and Kovid doesn't agree, but
it's not his design so he doesn't say anything. Venny has chosen
Nadine, and he seems to be handling her passive-aggressive opinions
pretty well so far. But it's early. Jamall designs a bomber jacket
with as much crap as he can throw on it. Sebastian gets overwhelmed
at the feathers and trim store and he seems pretty lost.
Kovid
tells us Hester put him in charge of making the whole jacket. That's
a lot, but he says he excels at jacket making. Oh, we also have male
models, so let's hope this turns out better than that time they tried
to make a suit for Tiki Barber. Venny is going to make bell bottoms
that have a train somehow. Bishme makes a T-shirt with a picture of a
girl in a bikini on it, which...doesn't exactly seem on brand for
Elton John. Model fitting. Time for everyone to drool over how hot
the male models are. Tessa says she is starved for “straight
males”, and she doesn't know how many of these models are straight,
but they smell good. Sigh. Lela is designing chaps, and Renee is not
really that thrilled. Venny has been getting criticism for not
showing restraint, but he knows today is not the day to care about
that. Sebastian starts talking about his family and how he hasn't
seen them in three years, which is not the best sign. He seems
worried about his design, but Cavanagh is being helpful. Tessa claims
Frankie is a good sewer, which we really didn't see when she was
here? She had a lot of construction issues. Right at the end of the
first day, some of the male designers put on the huge sequined
platform heels they have for this challenge. Jamall tells us about
“Candy”, his 60-year-old white woman alter ego. As angry as I was
about the judging last week, I am glad that we've gotten back to just
goofy nonsense in the workroom.
Everyone
goes out to what looks like a real, working restaurant for pizza and
wine. Lela tells everyone her dad had two bands in the 70s, and he
was the frontman for both. So she's really just basing this outfit on
what he would have worn.
Day
Two. Bishme gets a call home to his mom. She asks if his model for
the challenge has a butt, because “you know I like butts”. Heh.
The
helpers arrive and are put to work. Renee is discovering that men's
thongs exist. Christian appears, and I am excited because the Met
Gala just happened, and Christian put Ryan Murphy in a pink suit with
a cape, covered in crystals and pearls, which would have been perfect
for this challenge. Sebastian says something about angels, but
Christian isn't that impressed. All his usual detailed stitching is
missing. It's not really “him”. Garo has a big sequined collar
and a corset. He's a little grumpy because Sonia has piped up to
claim parts of the outfit, and he thinks Sonia thinks this is her
challenge as well. But he's done performance outfits for plenty of
celebrities, and menswear, so he should be in good shape. He
interviews that he had two shops before 9/11 happened, and it's been
hard but he's still here. Christian reminds Venny to watch the fit on
his pants. Jamall looks like he's got a huge oversized coat that is
kind of shapeless. He probably needs to make it more tailored, and
less shapeless. Then Jamall says something about a mesh shirt, except
he and Rakan can't find the fabric they bought for it. So he sews all
his scraps together to make a turtleneck, the front made of the zebra
print sequins of the jacket and the back from Lycra from somewhere
else. I guess we're not allowing people to go back to Mood to get
things anymore?
Garo
is still annoyed that Sonia won't just shut up and let him design.
She's not really insisting he do what she wants, he's just tired of
the opinions. Hester claims she can't design the rest of her outfit
until Kovid finishes making the jacket. Why? Didn't you tell him what
it should look like? Why can't you make other things based on what
it's supposed to be? This seems unnecessary. More model time. Tessa
suddenly loves this challenge, or maybe it's the models. Tessa, you
lost all your good will last week and I'm not laughing at all your
thirstiness right now. Venny's bell bottoms with the train are
exactly that, and I worry his model will step on them and fall.
Nadine wants to cut them off but it's not up to her anyway. Lela is
still planning on a thong. Hester wastes time because her model is
just standing around not trying on anything, because apparently she
can't do anything until the jacket is done.
After
the models and Christian leave, Hester finally gets the jacket, so
she starts sewing feathers into the lapel, and promptly declares it a
turkey jacket. First of all, there was no reason you couldn't have
done the major sewing and left Kovid to put on all the
embellishments, and second, as we have seen, the judges do not care
what you do, they think it's amazing. Or is this the week they turn
on her? Third, most of this look is black which is its own terrible
decision that has nothing to do with how the feathers look. Lela
can't cover her look in rhinestones like she wanted because there's
too much tailoring left to do.
Runway
Day. Lots of hot glue happening today. Lela irons her jacket and
discovers someone got hot glue on the iron and then was an asshole
and didn't clean it, so now there's glue on her jacket. That's a dick
move. Jamall appears to be cutting a facekini.
Karlie
comes out in a black sequined suit, which I mention because this
woman went to the Met Gala in a strapless minidress and it was
boring. Boring! And the theme was “camp”! Nina is back so that's
good. Guest judge is Julian Day, costume designer for the biopic.
Bishme: long blue jacket with multicolored leg of mutton sleeves. The
whole front is silver rhinestones. Under this is a pair of bell
bottom overalls (denim?) and the graphic T-shirt with a woman on it.
The overalls are super high waisted, so they come up to his nipples
basically, but they fit like a glove. It almost looks like a corset
on top of pants, with more rhinestones of course. Then big sunglasses
and a hat with a feather. Tessa: high waisted pants (not as high as
Bishme's) and a matching jacket in different shades of gold. It
doesn't look like a print so much as it looks like she cut different
fabrics into strips and made vertical stripes. Then a gold sequined
crop top. There are a lot of feathers and fringe and whatever hanging
randomly off the jacket. The pants have a big flare, but they also
have a dropped crotch? Actually because the waist and thighs are
tight it looks like she just failed at the crotch fitting.
Venny:
sequined coat that looks kind of like a blazer, with lapels and a big
oversized belt. It's in blue, with a big poof of red and blue
feathers at each shoulder. Under this is a silver sleeveless
waistcoat and matching pants with the train. So basically there's
like six inches of fabric dragging behind each foot, but he cut them
so they don't hang down quite so far in front. But it's still a
hazard. As the model turns around, there's a heart cutout lined in
jewels on the back of the vest. Somehow the coat is too long, or not
long enough, or something. But the rest of the outfit is fine.
Hester: tight jacket, in black with orange and yellow lapels. So the
lapels are supposed to be covered in “feathers”, but the feathers
are really just fabric and they're small so they just lie flat and
make the collar of the jacket look wide, but they don't extend past
his shoulders, so not wide enough. Also tails, with more yellow and
orange. The pants fit well, but are cropped flares. It looks terrible
and cheap, but then Hester reminds us she has immunity because of
course.
Sebastian:
a white coat with a complicated collar. It has several sets of
lapels, and the collar looks like he wrapped himself in a shawl to
keep warm, so it's a flat piece that lies across his shoulders. You
know what I mean? Then there are two wings, literal wings, on the
back. But he had them wrapped around himself when he walked out, so I
thought it was like a narrow feather boa. The shirt and pants are
nothing exciting, but they're also white. Jamall: huge sequined zebra
coat. It covers his entire body and is pretty oversized. On the top
is a V with pink feathers. These feathers (unlike Hester's look) are
pretty long and stick out past his shoulders. Also it's not really a
facekini but a hood, in the same zebra print. No sleeves on the
jacket, and on the back is horizontal strip of fabric that is quilted
and hangs down. It looks like a shelf. I guess there is nothing
underneath the coat because the model never takes it off.
Lela:
dark blue jacket and pants, with fringe and a white feather boa. The
boa looks lopsided, like they didn't glue it on properly, and there's
not a ton of sparkle in any of the pieces. Andre the jacket is a
white sheer top. I think there's some long fringe in the back, but
it's the same color as the jacket so it's hard to see at first. I
think it's still chaps? But all we can see of that is a tiny peek at
the hips. Garo: silver bodysuit with long bell sleeves and a stand-up
collar. The inside of the sleeves looks like black sequins, which
match the collar. He's also got a helmet, like one of those leather
aviation caps, also in silver, and then tall silver platforms that
Garo put flames on. There's also a corset, which works really well in
this context. It's very sci-fi.
Karlie
tells Hester she's very lucky she had immunity. She and Sebastian are
safe. Yeah, OK, this week that makes sense. I mean, we all know
Hester's was terrible but she's not going home so fine. Jamall loved
this challenge, and he was imagining what Elton's stagewear would be
if he was performing today. I can see that. This is a great updated
version of his style. I know the brief said to imagine if he came to
you in the 70s or 80s. And I think they also do, because that's
basically all they say to Jamall. Venny tried to do the best he
could, he says. He wanted to go for it. Brandon seems annoyed the
feathers are back, except for the part where basically everyone had
feathers, and then he hates on the pants. Nina feels that the red,
white, and blue of the jacket make it look like a cheap costume. The
wrong kind of extra. Tessa just put flares on things. It's sort of
Elton John, but more his daywear and not performance pieces. Nina
just flat out says it wouldn't have worked out. Tessa tries to give
the excuse that she's never designed for celebrities or made
performance outfits. But not many people do, so it's not like
everyone else has. Right? It doesn't fit properly, and of course
Tessa says she doesn't do menswear, but then Brandon claims no one
else up there does menswear either, and I don't think that's true.
She was trying to be safe, and not taking a risk. Her excuses also
rub me the wrong way because they kind of feel fake? Like she's
trying to present herself as this poor innocent girl who just
couldn't concentrate with all these hot men around, hee hee, I'm so
embarrassed. I got the same feeling off her confessionals and it hits
me wrong, I guess.
Bishme
made his look out of stretch denim. Nina loves that when the jacket
is off, it's still eye-catching. The colors in the picture on the
T-shirt are the same colors in the sleeves. That is a great detail.
Julian says he wishes this outfit was in the film, which is amazing.
It's a fantastic outfit. Lela does admit to the judges that the
feather boa is there to hide the glue on the jacket. She says “glam
rock cowboy”. The silhouette isn't really there. It's a bad
costume. Nina is sorry but she has to be honest. Garo loved this
challenge, and this is what he thinks “Rocketman” is. This would
really fit in to the movie also. Elaine loves that there is a
bedazzled codpiece. Back in the Scrap Bin, Sonia tells everyone that
was her idea, and that she sketched it. She looks pissed, but it's
not like she had the chance to get back in? I'm not sure what she
expected Garo to do here. He tells the judges she helped him drape
and stuff.
When
everyone gets back to the Scrap Bin, Sonia tells Garo she's not
talking to him because when everyone was praising the fit on the
pants he should have told them actually it was Sonia who did all
that. But he did! Just because you were too busy feeling offended to
listen, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Sonia doesn't look good here.
Jamall
had a great fabric, and it's very conceptual. It's a great piece of
fashion. Garo was inspired. Julian points out that his outfit will
look good both from a distance and on a big screen during a concert.
And he embellished the boots. Everyone loves Bishme's T-shirt.
Brandon feels that this is the best-fitting garment up there, and
also that he would love to actually own this outfit and wear it
around.
Brandon
clarifies that it's not that he hates feathers, it's that Venny can't
use them properly. So he wasn't wrong to bring them back, per se, but
this outfit looks cheap and other designers used feathers much
better. Tessa didn't make a performance piece, and she still has
unfinished hems (I guess because it's her signature). Julian says if
the challenge was different, he'd actually really like it, but it
doesn't fit the challenge she was given. Brandon is tired of neutral
colors, but Nina does admit it looks expensive. Lela's outfit looks
like it might fall apart at any moment. The judges take off the
jacket and discover a pin holding the pants up. Oops. Also they're
not chaps, they're just pants with a big keyhole on either side of
his hips. But they might as well be, because when they show it from
the side, you can practically see all his business. The top also is
weirdly shiny. The color is nice, and some of the star design, but
it's got no silhouette.
Bishme's
execution is perfect, but Garo's design is amazing. Julian would put
them both in the film. It's between Lela and Venny for the bottom.
Venny has been more inconsistent (I think that's what Elaine says)
but Lela has been pretty forgettable.
Jamall
is in. Garo is the winner! Really, either of them could have won.
Everyone cheers for him, and then Sonia fakes being happy and
interviews that she “just needs to let go”. For real, girl. Tessa
is in. Lela's look was poorly fitted, and Venny's look was cheap.
Lela is out. Venny is in. Then they ask Lela why she's crying, like
they're all morons. You just eliminated her. Of course she's crying.
What kind of stupid ass question is that? She knows it wasn't her
best work.
Next
week: make a look based on a cause you care about. Also twist: make
yourself an outfit. Ugh, double looks. Great.
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The title of this post has the wrong date.
Thanks, fixed.
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