Previously
on “Project Runway All Stars”: the designers were told to make
avant garde looks inspired by a planetarium show. They actually got
two days for it too! Stanley won with a simple but striking dress and
a cage over his model's face. I thought Anthony's pants were awesome,
but that's fine. Josh got all salty about how he was in the bottom
this week, because I guess he forgot he won last week, but of course
he was not sent home. Kimberly was sent home for making a capelet and
a sheer skirt that didn't go together. (click for more)
Another
field trip, this time to the Jewish Museum. Inside is Alyssa in a
pastel plaid coat that I like but I think is cut poorly for her
figure. Anyway, Isaac is also here. He has an exhibition here full of
clothes and sketches and stuff. It looks fun. Everyone has to work in
color this week. Isaac has a stack of color samples. It looks like
each one has different shades of a color. So for example, Ken gets a
piece with four reds, and Isaac tells him to show a red he hasn't
done. Oh, Isaac is assigning everything, so we're not even pretending
this is random. Fabio gets green (which he whines about because he's
Brazilian and no one designs in green because you match the
flag...?), Stanley has pink, Merline gets blue, Helen gets purple,
Edmond has orange, Anthony gets yellow (somehow perfect), and Josh
gets teal. Hilariously Isaac has fake reasons for giving people
whatever color. Usually it's “well I just thought of you!” Josh
gets “Teal can be bad so you have to walk a delicate line and I
know you can” which is not true of Josh but whatever. Other people
with challenging colors also got their asses kissed by Isaac but they
didn't have tantrums last week. Alyssa tells everyone they'll have to
pick a complimentary color also. This will be a party look for
spring. Also some time to sketch and look around at the exhibit.
Isaac has a “special prize” for the winner but we won't find out
what it is until the runway.
The
exhibit looks really cool. I don't feel like recapping everyone
talking about how wonderful Isaac is and asking him advice. Josh
manages to get Isaac alone to ask him how to take criticism. Oh
please. Do you really think we're going to believe Josh decided on
his own to go talk to Isaac and show some self-awareness and remorse
for being so salty to everyone? Come on. Also, don't think I didn't
see your Instagram post this week, JOSH, talking about how terrible
Alyssa's clothes are and how Isaac is ugly. Now you're in
confessional calling him a genius and pretending you want to grow as
a person. And “crying” because you realized Isaac judges you
because he cares. I don't buy one minute of it.
Anyway,
sketching is sketching. Helen claims to have never worked with purple
before. Anthony finds a yellow and gets a lavender to go with it.
Merline picks up a royal blue and a light yellow. Helen says some
nonsense about how Isaac gave her purple because he knows she has a
certain taste level, and she was going to pick out a shade that
represented her as a designer.
Ken
pretends Isaac thought about the color assignments a lot. He usually
goes for dramatic looks, so he wants to do something with details.
Then he tells Anthony he thinks yellow suits his personality, and
Anthony says he takes back all the mean things he was wishing for
Ken! Heh. Merline is doing shapes again, which she was specifically
told to stop doing last week. It looks like she folded some origami
to do a 3-D thing. Like, origami flowers all attached. Anthony and
Ken mutter about it, but neglect to shut up when Merline comes back
in. Oops.
Anne
shows up. She's just so boring. I know, she's the mentor and doesn't
need to be exciting, but come on. Helen has a deep purple and a blue.
Anne is bored. Edmond picked out a dark raspberry to go with orange.
Don't make it too short. Merline is still folding things, and Anne
wonders how it will be different from last week. Merline does not
understand this criticism. I think Josh wants to put a tiara on his
look. Fabio is too '50s. Ken is elegant but hasn't “put his money
on the table”, says Anne. Whatever that means. Stanley appears to
be making a lampshade. It's basically a very short peplum to produce
volume. You know how else you could do that is cast some models that
aren't as skinny as these ones seem to be. He seems to have a minty
green and hot pink. Anthony is kind of peeved because his gown is too
fancy for a party?
Merline
is starting over, but it looks like instead of small 3-D objects
tacked to her bodice, she's now doing big folds. Which she claims
she's never done before. Sure. Anthony breaks an iron, but
immediately tells everyone and encourages them to get over it. Model
fitting. Helen is pleased with her look. Ken doesn't have time for
the detail he wanted to add, so now he has to put some design back
into his dress. Otherwise it'll just be a plain strapless dress.
Anthony isn't done with his top, and he's blaming Anne for telling
him it's not red carpet and putting him off his game. Ken is
exhausted, and he's going to take a break for the last hour because
he's tired. I know they force them to take breaks, but I think this
is an extra one. He is wasting time, but he's also at a point where
he's stuck so he might as well take a break.
Runway
Day. I feel like this week everyone has let Anne get into their
heads. There are a lot of people saying Anne has messed with them.
Ken only has red in his dress right now, not his complimentary color.
Josh has nothing done. Edmond's dress looks like one of Uli's. Or
Anya's. Hot makeup guy Scott. Ken is still wishing for a nap. Anthony
is yelling at him and cursing. He hasn't put the complimentary color
on and he's just kind of sitting there. OMG, I just thought “Don't
give up so you go home instead of Josh.” I never would have thought
I would be excited for Ken. You know? He's not as much of a jerk as
the first time he was on, by any stretch. And compared to Josh he's
perfectly fine.
Guest
judge is model Carmen Dell'Orifice. This woman is 86 and has been
modeling for seventy years. She is too good for this show.
Ken: strapless gown with a fishtail hem. The fishtail is on an
overskirt draped over her right hip, and the other side is a plain
pencil skirt which is red to mid-thigh and then light pink to the
knee. It moves nicely but it's not that exciting. When she turns
around you can see a big white exposed zipper, and from the back it
looks less like an overskirt and more like a piece of fabric he just
tacked to her hip. Fabio: mint green sleeveless cocktail dress with a
deep V. The skirt is bell shaped, so it stands out from her body, and
there are two horizontal tiers of navy blue. It's cute, but I feel
like I could buy it now? But I would buy it, I guess. The back has an
inverted V. Stanley: the top is off the shoulder, with one arm. Kind
of like if you had a strapless top, and then wrapped some fabric
around one arm and shoulder and attached the ends under the opposite
arm. The hot pink skirt looks like a straight pencil skirt that hits
mid-calf, but you can see the peplum thing he put underneath it. I
can tell where it ends because you can see it through the fabric,
there's a line and then the skirt hangs differently below that. I
really don't like that line. Also the top is also mint green, and I
don't like it with bright hot pink. Anthony: long gown in canary
yellow. The fabric drapes over one shoulder, and there's a hem or a
seam lined in lavender that runs down that side and then cuts
horizontally over her hip. The skirt is slit high on that side, and
the lavender runs down that hem. When she turns back around at the
end of the runway, it looks like the top was a wrapped bandeau top
because there's a small cutout at her waist where the two pieces have
left a gap. Look, it's more interesting than Fabio's.
Helen:
tube top and leggings in eggplant. Over the leggings is a draped
skirt in eggplant and blue, with the end of the skirt pulled up and
tucked into her top. Basically the end of the skirt forms a loop that
ends at her armpit. The blue is also tacked up in the middle of her
back. I don't like the loop aspect of it, if that makes sense. I
don't think it sits right, and I wish the end of the skirt was just
loose. When the model turns around, you can see that it's not really
leggings, so much as it is one leg and under the skirt, that leg is
hot pants length. Edmond: long orange gown that is very simple. It
looks like an Uli or an Anya look: spaghetti straps, everything very
drapy, moves really well but there's not a lot to it. There's some
strings hanging off it, I guess. There's a sash in the back that is
red, but only in the back and that's all the complementary color I
can find. Merline: a top and skirt in dark blue with light yellow
accents. Other than that I really can't tell what's going on. There
are a lot of folds, but then it looks like she's tacked them all down
because the front of the skirt moves like it's all one piece, so it
looks like she's got a shield sewn over her crotch. Other than the
folds it's a basic sleeveless V-neck and miniskirt. But it looks
really heavy and stiff with random cutouts. Josh: long gown in a deep
teal with fuchsia accents. I do like the color combination. The dress
looks like it has two pieces. The top is a loose camisole with
spaghetti straps, and this drapes over the waist of the skirt with a
diagonal hem. The skirt is very full and moves nicely. However, when
the model gets up close, it's a wrap top, and one side is fine and
the other is too big because it drapes weird, kind of off to the
side. The fuchsia is a strip at the bottom of the camisole, and a
strip down the center of the back of the skirt.
Fabio
and Josh are safe. Boo. You know I love Fabio but that was boring.
Also I wish Josh would have to explain himself. He celebrates as if
he isn't very lucky. Helen immediately kisses Isaac's ass, and then
explains her risk with the pants. It's unexpected from her, but they
seem to find it boring and somber. I guess it's too dark? The colors
aren't the best. Anthony wanted sophisticated. The lavender looks
gray, and some of the lines are wonky. But Carmen says it would be
easy to go to the bathroom! Heh. Georgina says the proportions are
off: the cutout at the waist is too small, and the slit in the skirt
is too big. Ken kisses Isaac's ass too. Georgina says she likes it
from the front, and I'm thinking she's going to critique the back but
they never show her saying anything. The pink should be a little
darker. Carmen doesn't like the exposed zipper because it draws the
eye too much. See, she is the best. This dress is not the top. Is it?
Edmond
says some nonsense about how he wanted to tailor the dress but the
fabric wanted to drape or something. They love the color combination
but are not nailing him for barely using the red. There is no design
in the dress because it's so basic. It's a sexy nightgown. Stanley
explains his hidden peplum thing. It's very interesting, and Isaac
loves the color story. He also likes the hip thing, because it makes
the skirt two colors (because of the angle of the fabric). Carmen
does not agree with the hip thing. Georgina says something about how
the fabric on the top looks papery compared to the skirt. Merline
says something about architecture. The yellow is not the best. She's
used the wrong fabric again. Georgina encourages her to find her
fabric, because sometimes she's fantastic and sometimes it's
terrible. Alyssa tells her to make a collection of origami looks. Is
that all you're going to say? She did exactly what you told her not
to do last week and all you'll say is “you should find a better
fabric”? Come on. She should have more criticism than that. That
dress is terrible.
Ken
is relieved he listened to Anthony. Helen's pants are nice but just a
little quirky for Isaac. However it was well-executed. Ken's look was
great from the front but the back was terrible. The draped fabric was
just tacked on, and not integrated into the look. Stanley's colors
were wonderful, and they liked the top a lot. Anthony's hem was
weird, not to the floor, and his dress was overworked. Edmond's dress
was boring, even though the color was nice. Alyssa says that at least
he didn't force the fabric into something weird, like Merline did.
Carmen claims the back told her that Merline has design in her.
Georgina argues that at least Merline had a thought, even if it was
terrible. Meanwhile Edmond didn't have a thought. OK but this is
All-Stars. If you can't figure out how to put your thoughts on the
model it's time to go.
Ken
is in. Stanley is the winner! He gets to collaborate with Isaac on a
capsule collection for Isaac's line at Lord & Taylor. Nice. Helen
is in. Edmond is in. Merline needs to learn what fabric to use.
Anthony's dress didn't flatter his model. Merline is out. Anthony is
in, thank God. It's about time. She's going to miss everyone, and she
seems in a pretty good spot.
Next
time: Zac Posen, some kind of dumb drama, Josh is apparently in a
good mood probably because he is getting praise.
1 comment:
Thanks Toyouke - there was a lot of difficult-to-describe dresses on the runway last night.
Sad that Merline went home, but it was time for her to stop folding material and really design. Maybe without the time constraints, she can develop her own creative style.
I was afraid Ken was going back inside himself and lead to a blow-up. Glad it was just a too-tired-to-be-creative block.
I'm with you - Josh is too full of himself to give Isaac any credit or praise. Didn't know about the comments on his Instagram account - how sad that he has to attack people to feel better about himself.
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