Previously on Project Runway: everyone got to go to Europe except Michelle. All of them
(including Michelle) were inspired by buildings, which is sort of OK depending
on the building. Michelle “redeemed” herself, and Stanley also did well, and
everyone recognized that they were the best of the finalists. Daniel also made
it through, and then the producers decided to reward “creativity” and kept Patricia
over Layana. I don’t like Layana, so I’m not that upset. (click for more)
Heidi tells the final four designers that they
will all be making collections, and when they get back to New York one more
person will be eliminated. Tim is proud of everyone, but only one person can
win. He also promises any one of them could win, as if the producers haven’t
already decided who will win. $10,000 for a 12 look fall collection. Heidi
specifically mentions outerwear. Everyone is dismissed without anyone actually saying
how long they have to make this collection.
Patricia and Michelle pack and Patricia says she’s
not planning to make all her textiles because that’s not feasible for
reproduction. She’s also scared because she’s never won a challenge. Daniel is
also thrilled to have made it this far. Michelle and Stanley know they are each
other’s competition, only Stanley says it in a much more respectful way that
doesn’t make me want to smack him.
Four months later, in Taos, New Mexico. Patricia
has been happy to find herself again. There are a ton of people there to greet
Tim. Her house is so snug! And I think they went in through the roof? Traditional.
There was a ladder involved anyway. Oh, man, they have fry bread. That stuff is
so great. Patricia’s whole family is artists. As Tim goes to look at her stuff,
she’s already crying. Her studio is huge. Patricia has more leather mesh, which
looks much better than it did during the original challenge. Unsurprising since
she’s had so much more time. There is horsehair and a jacket with lots of
squares with pictures on them? Tim says the jacket is too literal and crafty.
Tim reassures her and says he knows so much more about her now and it’s
wonderful. She’s given him an epiphany about her. Aww. She’s still worried
though.
Portland, Oregon. Michelle and her family sit
around in an empty restaurant. She’s kind of freaking out. I think she’s just worried
things will not be good enough. Her husband says glowing things about her and
so does her brother mostly. He’s her brother. Michelle has a wolf thing going. “Female
hunting lone wolf”. She’s got a lot of leather and some mustardy darker yellow.
There is a big ruffled collar but Tim convinces her to get rid of it to make
the look better. She has four mannequins, so Tim says something about being a
quarter of the way done, but Michelle in interview laughs and says that’s a
lie, she’s maybe one-tenth done. So I guess those looks are not complete. I have
no idea what day it is because I don’t think they ever said, so I don’t know
how much time she has.
Austin, Texas. Daniel has grown out his hair and
he now has a curly fro. He’s at a friend’s house with his sister. He knows what
he’s made is good. Tim comes in and says his hair is like a Chia pet. Heh. Daniel
used to make clothes for his sister, which is cute. His sister cries about how
proud she is. There are so many criers this season, I feel. Daniel has a lot
done, and he’s got a big board full of nebulas and he says Salvador Dali and Berlin
and surreal. His collection is all white, red, and black. It looks tailored. There
is a leather jacket that he’s molded by heating it in the sun. Wow, that is
cool. Another jacket is cashmere but Tim hates it and doesn’t hesitate to say
so.
Los Angeles. One month before Fashion Week.
Stanley’s studio is fantastic. He’s got some 60’s influence and Spanish
influence and a bunch of stuff. There are a lot of expensive-looking fabrics.
Tim encourages him not to pair a cape with one look because it’s a lot of look.
There is also one orange dress and a long coat with stripes and a lot of
colors. The orange really sticks out and not in a good way. Tim calls it “opulent”
and says this draws a line in the sand and he has to stay there. Then he stays
for lunch with his partner and his niece who is gorgeous. The lunchtime conversation
is about how Stanley’s sister died a year ago, and he almost didn’t audition for
the show again. Tim tells him everyone is worried about him, that he is their
biggest competition.
Finally time for Fashion Week. Daniel has tamed
his fro. The penthouse is really swank. Michelle comes in and Daniel is still
pissed off about the Lord & Taylor challenge where they had to work
together. I thought maybe he’d been watching the show and judged her from that.
They hug, as you do, and he immediately says “the past is the past, just go
forward”. If you really want to convince everyone you’re moving forward, maybe
don’t bring it up out of nowhere. Stanley comes in wearing a pimp hat and a big
coat. Nice. Patricia arrives and Michelle reads the note that says to relax
tonight and get ready to work in the morning.
With two days to work, everyone starts unpacking
and pretending not to look at everyone else’s stuff. Actually this season they
don’t pretend, they all stand around to watch people unpack. Daniel’s stuff
seems to be the same he always does. Michelle made a gown, and Patricia has her
horsehair and handmade sequins. Stanley…is really behind. I mean, he has
fabric. Not even a garment that needs to be fitted. Like, just random yards of
fabric. Tim appears to tell them the runway is tomorrow and one more person
will be eliminated. Or technically he said “the judges will decide who will
show at Fashion Week”. They will present three looks. Also there is a surprise!
Helpers! Sigh. Well, at least they’ve done this a bunch of times before.
Stanley gets Richard (he’s actually OK with it
because he says Richard does great hand-sewing), Samantha and Daniel, Amanda and
Michelle, Patricia and Layana. So we have to see Layana again, but she is
pregnant now. Don’t know if that changes anything. Everyone talks to their
helper and gets some feedback. Michelle and Amanda whisper about how much work
Stanley has to do.
Tim time! Michelle has a leather coat/dress that
is cool looking. And chaps. And a top with like, four different bags hanging off
it. I think Tim says “load it up for them”? Michelle is going to go for it. Stanley
has some great glamour going and it seems modest. Tim thinks there isn’t enough
skin, but Stanley pretty much rolls his eyes and says it’s a fall collection
and it’s not about sex. Patricia has to sew hand-made sequins on a blue dress
with tabs. Like, the fabric is cut into tabs like big fat fringe. And a
headpiece that is dyed blue to match, that is a ring of horsehair like a wig. There
is a leather jacket that is painted in plaid, and it looks like a men’s plaid
shirt. Plus the shorts are baggy. Daniel has some black and white stuff,
including a top that supposedly will be zipped up but isn’t now because “the
mannequin is big”. Uh huh. He has a long black dress with white shoulders and
Tim is underwhelmed.
Model fittings. Daniel’s pants are too small, and
he’s unhappy because they have leather and can’t be let out. He has to grab
things off the rack. Patricia is in great shape, which happens when one look is
a cape. Michelle’s pants are also too small, and you can hear the seams popping
as the girl pulls it on. She knows how to fix it, but maybe doesn’t have the
right fabric. Layana whispers to Samantha about how she’s worried, but stops
when Patricia walks by. Yeah, same old Layana.
The day of the show everyone wakes up at 6am. Daniel
says he has one strap to adjust. Stanley wants to use this to get a feel for
what the judges think. Two hours for prep. Hot makeup guy Scott. Stanley complains
some about how Richard isn’t comfortable enough to sew a jacket, only Stanley
could have shown up with a lot more done than he did.
Heidi says one person will be eliminated. No guest
judge today to screw up the producers’ plans. Stanley: skinny black pants, a
dark gold silk blouse with a high neck, and a black brocade jacket. It doesn’t
look super exciting but it does look expensive. Next is a gold dress with a deep
V trimmed in black lace. The skirt is full and ends in a weird spot. It’s too
long for tea-length but too short for floor length. It’s cute though. Last is a
black leather jacket and a top and skirt in the same fabric. It’s a putty kind
of color with what look like big plastic studs in a regular pattern. The skirt
is just below the knee with an exposed zipper in the back. The back of the
jacket is cut really full so it drapes.
Patricia: a silver dress, just above the knee,
that has an empire waist. The skirt has long black vertical rectangles, and the
top is charcoal with big silver ring pendants. It looks like the skirt has some
black tulle also, although I’m not sure if that’s what is making the
rectangles. Also a silver scarf. Next is the black cape with white horsehair
fringe, and black leather pants. The horsehair looks good, it’s in a V shape. The
last look is the blue dress with the headpiece. The dress is just a shift dress
shape, but all the sequins and the tabs really move.
Daniel: black leather capri pants with a black
lacy top and a hat. The top has a peplum and a very deep V and no sleeves. I thought
at first there was a miniskirt but it’s just the pants looking crazy. The whole
thing reminds me of Christian. It’s the hat. Second look is tuxedo pants with
zippers down the sides? And a short sleeved turtleneck sweater, also in black. Last
look is a long black gown with a high halter neck and no back. I lied, there is
a strip of fabric down the back with a zipper.
Michelle: a big sweater that is ombre brown, with
big black circles in a geometric pattern. The sweater ends at the elbow and
there is a silk blouse underneath that only shows at the arms. Then there are
gray jeans with snap-on leather chaps on the front. Huh. Next is a long dress,
that somehow is silk but there is neoprene over it? Like an overskirt? And then
over the top (which is long sleeved with a button down collar) there is a
leather quilted breastplate. It looks good in a steampunk kind of way. Last is
the black quilted coat with all the bags on it, and some skinny jeans.
Michelle explains about her wolf inspiration. Overall
the judges seem to like how busy it is, and how well made. Heidi thinks it’s
wearable. Nina would like a little more color. The pants under the black coat
are actually quilted and cool looking. They do wish she had fewer bags. Nina does
anyway. She also wants more makeup and cleaner hair. I do like that Nina is
disagreeing with everyone. The pattern in the sweater is the wolves in a
circle. Daniel talks about his zippers but he’s calling them something weird. I
can’t make it out. I think it is stingray? That he’s put zippers in? Zac has
seen it before. It’s well made, but the knitwear look doesn’t have enough drama
for an all-black collection. If he had some color, then that would provide
interest. Heidi is underwhelmed. Patricia’s cape is really going over well,
although Heidi doesn’t like the print skirt. And even though Patricia had some
common things running through (like the horsehair and the sequins) the looks
don’t seem to go together. Plus the blue headpiece is weirding everyone out. Nina
hates the horsehair. The scarf with the print skirt is beautiful but there are
too many things going on to notice. Zac seems to like it all though. The judges
argue about the headpiece for a while but nothing is decided. Stanley does not
have enough “wow”. Zac also hates the proportions. Somehow Stanley thinks this
is sportswear, but no and Zac becomes by favorite by hating on the exposed
zipper. He didn’t hate on Daniel’s exposed zipper, but he hates this one. Heidi
says it’s not hot, but Nina sees promise.
The contestants go back to wait and freak out about
how much they want to move on, and the judges rehash what they just said to
everyone. It’s always the same and it’s late and I’m tired. They are proud of Michelle
because there was some doubt that she would make it this far. Patricia has a
ton of ideas but she needs to focus and clean it up. They do want to see her
show, though. Daniel was disappointing but maybe he can turn it around. Stanley’s
clothing was impeccable but the judges are bored and Zac especially gets in some
hate for exposed zippers.
Michelle is in. They tell her to watch her styling
and work on hair and makeup and no gimmicks. I put this because in the past
people have been overly rewarded for doing what the judges tell them. Patricia is
in, she needs to work on cohesion and not go over-the-top. Unlike Michelle, who
just got a generic “you did a good job”, Patricia gets a “if you get this right
you can win”. While both Stanley and Daniel did not have youthful collections,
Stanley is in. Heidi tells him to listen to them. Heidi almost sounds choked up
when she tells Daniel he’s out. Tim comes in to comfort and Daniel admits he’s
not OK but he did the best he could. Daniel says he’s a better person and it’s
never too late.
Next week: the end of this show, loved ones, the
final collections and Kors is finally back! Nina shakes her head in disgust.
1 comment:
Wow, I really did like Dan, and he did have some great ideas, but he could never move UP, ya know? But why did they always go on and on about 21 year olds? Like do people just not care about fashion at 22? I did like Stanley, but I liked Dan more. But I've always been Team Michelle! I think with all the snafus and them "saving" her she must be the winner?
I was just rolling my eyes when Heidi was going on about only four people will make collections and only three will show at fashion week. We all know this is ONE BIG FAT LIE. This whole season seems like a lie. I can't wait until it is over.
I still don't get Patricia. What are they seeing? Stupid judges.
-Cass
PS - As always you write amazing reviews!
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