Previously
on “Top Chef”: we had Restaurant Wars early, with three teams
instead of two. Michelle won immunity during the Quickfire. Her team
seems mostly OK? Kelsey and Nini's team was very cocky, but fell
apart during prep. They were really behind, and it's implied that
Nini was a terrible FOH and didn't train her servers. Brian wrote a
whole service manual so he seemed to be the most well-prepared for
service, even though he was behind on prep. Then Tom appeared and
said it would be a double elimination, right before we got the To Be
Continued. (click for more)
On
Last Chance Kitchen, we had a seafood mise en place race. Brother
Luck wasted half of the time on purpose because he got cocky, and
then he almost went home because when it came time to make something
with that seafood, he blanked. In the end, though, Kevin tried to
make fried oysters and they were too heavy, so Natalie and Brother
Luck made through.
The
restaurants themselves look very nice, which is to be expected when
you have real designers doing the work. Service starts, and people
are friendly and in the back there is still frantic working. Brian
seems pretty tense and anal, but at least we know he's less likely to
miss anything. Adrienne starts correcting servers on table numbers
and how to write tickets, so that implication that Brian had done the
best at service is clearly wrong. Either that, or she and Brian don't
agree on how tickets should be. It looks like a server takes part of
an order to a different table. Over at Thistle Michelle is not loud
enough to expedite. Brandon can't hear her, and he does seem to be
implying that she needs to scream at everyone and be a bitch, but for
sure she's not very loud. Contrary to what I expected Brandon is
respecting her authority and is asking for permission to do things.
Third Coast is backing up, because of course the cockiest team is
doing the worst. They wanted to pre-shuck oysters for starters, but
that failed, so that puts them further behind. But I said that having
a dish that “the team” was doing was maybe not the best idea.
Nini doesn't seem to know what kind of wine they have.
Judges
arrive to North East. Brian comes over, so that's a good start. The
judges like the space, and the calming gray and the tables. However,
only one table in the whole place has food at the moment. Brian
promises their food will be perfect, but does not provide times.
Adrienne is freaking out a little bit. Brian tries to tell Eric and
Eddie what he needs, but Adrienne stops him and said that he can't
talk to them, he needs to go through her. It's true. They edit it
like she's being bitchy, but if she's the executive chef and
expediter, then the other two should only be listening to her. Eddie
is finishing Brian's dish. Brian: chicken ballotine with sunchoke,
sunflower seeds and apple. Eddie: striped bass crudo with corn dashi,
corn puree and shaved celery. The ballotine is perfectly cooked, but
the crudo needs acid. I meant to say last week, if there's ever a
weird food word I don't explain, leave a comment and I'll try to find
the answer.
Eric
is in the weeds, because his scallops have too many components, and
Adrienne interviews that she never got the chance to taste Eric's
plates. Eddie: braised NY strip with braised cabbage and merlot jus.
Eric: pork and scallop with couscous and carrot. The scallops are
cooked well, but the pork is salty. The steak is far better. Sara is
charming people, but the servers are not putting correct table
numbers so Michelle is struggling. Nini is telling some server that
if the guest is having soup, then she only needs a spoon, so take her
fork and knife away. The server seems very skeptical, and I'm not
sure if it's because this is a terrible idea, or because that kind of
service only happens in fine dining and the server is unfamiliar with
that kind of service? I know when I go somewhere really fancy they
bring new silverware for each course, so this kind of thing makes
sense. But the server may not get it. I don't know if this is Nini's
fault, or if the show needs to hire fine dining servers and not just
whoever wants to be on TV and thinks they can be a waiter for three
hours.
Adrienne
is arriving at desserts and Brian is helping plate. Adrienne: marsala
roasted peach, yogurt mousse, hazelnut crumble, fresh peaches and
mint. Also Adrienne: Jasper Hill Harbison cheese with basil foccacia
and blackberry. The cheese course looks beautiful, and everyone
already loves the cheese so they're inclined to love this dish. The
peaches are kind of safe but very nice. Brian is now freaking out
that based on how many people they're supposed to serve, they need to
turn tables every hour. So that's one hour to get your three courses,
eat, and get out. That's pretty tight. Overall this restaurant did
pretty well.
Back
in the kitchen, Nini's ice cream is not frozen. As she predicted last
week, because the freezer is not cold enough and it's very hot back
by the kitchens. Kelsey basically says she's not about to use the
liquid nitrogen to spin ice cream to order because she doesn't have
time. Except that's what Nini was planning to do, and I didn't
realize last week that would be impossible because she's FOH. So how
was that going to work exactly? I mean, it's a fine plan, if Nini is
in the back where she can just spin ice cream. But she was never
going to be back there, so did she make that decision and not warn
her team? Didn't ask them if they would do that for her? That's a big
oversight and I don't blame Kelsey for not wanting to do it, or not
having time, if it was sprung on her in the middle of service. The
three chefs in the back appear to make the decision to scrap the ice
cream, without talking to Nini about it.
Sara
is very nice to the servers who are clueless, as Kelsey is telling
the servers to not talk at all. The judges arrive at Thistle, and
Sara says it's surprisingly smooth. Then I think she explains the
whole menu right at the start. They do that thing where they cut in
and out so it looks like she's going on forever and everyone looks
bored. She also claims she's been talking that much to every table.
At least do it when the food is in front of everyone. Padma is barely
civil when she asks to have their order put in. Meanwhile Nini is
noticing there is no ice cream going out, so she goes back to the
kitchen where Kelsey claims it's completely liquid. It's not liquid.
It's like a soft serve, which maybe you still don't want to serve,
but don't tell me it's all melted when it's not. Nini asks her to
quinelle at least because she doesn't want to go home.
Sara
tells the chefs the judges' dishes need to be out now, ignore
everyone else. She tries to explain that they should serve Padma
first, by saying she's the banging hot one, but oh no they're all
hot! Heh. Sara: green tomato gazpacho, sourdough croutons, cucumber
and ginger. The soup is poured over the other ingredients at the
table. Michelle: sweet pea agnolotti, roasted shiitakes, toasted
hazelnut, manchego and ricotta. The soup is great, but there's
candied ginger in there and it doesn't go. The pasta is wonderful.
Pablo
seems kind of frantic. He says the short ribs aren't bad, but they're
not all cooked exactly the same. Michelle also isn't tasting the
dishes as a whole because she trusts Pablo. Pablo: seared scallops
with sunchoke, apple puree and lime. Team (but I'm pretty sure it was
supposed to be Pablo): kombu braised short rib with artichoke,
asparagus, fava beans and carrot. Padma makes a face, and then says
there was too much thistle in her artichoke. You mean they didn't
clean them properly? You're not eating them whole! That's terrible.
There's no excuse for leaving in hairy thistle parts if you're
cutting up the artichokes. The scallops are good but the rest of the
dish is overpowering. There are also complaints about the short ribs.
Dessert
time. Brandon: soy milk custard with strawberries, cardamom, almond
streusel and lemon verbena. Also Brandon: goat cheese roulade with
corn, blueberries and candy corn. The custard has a great consistency
but Padma wishes it was sweeter. The corn is weird. The judges all
get up and leave, but there is no comment about how horrible it is
that Sara didn't say goodbye.
Train
wreck time at Third Coast. There's a wait for reservations, and Nini
is blaming the servers for not doing their jobs. She says she had to
cover and take orders. Someone got food delivered, except they
already got their food, so no one knows whose food this is. I'd be
more concerned but I feel like this happens at least once every
season. Nini is also blaming Justin, because she thinks clarifying
the tickets to the servers is the executive chef's job. Some random
server is seating the judges, and Justin hollers at Nini to go greet
them. Except how did he know that was happening, if he's in the back
and he can't see the dining room? We manage to get the judges having
a conversation about how the biggest mistake you can make as a new
restaurateur is not training your staff enough. Justin thinks they're
going to run out of food, because the servers are just taking food to
random tables. So are they really that dumb? Or is this restaurant so
in the weeds that the servers are just trying to put out fires and
take food anywhere there are people? I mean...Kelsey bitches to
Justin that the servers aren't looking at table numbers and are just
doing whatever, and then there's a shot of her handing a plate to a
server and telling them she has no idea where it's going. That's not
helpful. David pops out of the back to see what's up, and then Nini
gets called over by Padma to explain why people are waiting for
tables. I'm not sure what she says, but she basically says something
and then walks away while Padma lets her go and Tom shakes his head.
Kelsey
says Justin should send the soup to the judges and she'll get the
oysters just after. Justin: crawfish bisque with trinity, lemon zest
and scallion. It doesn't have a deep flavor and it's kind of thick.
Also everyone knows they fucked up by not bringing out both dishes at
the same time. Team: chargrilled Chesapeake Bay oysters with compound
butter. Very acidic but cooked beautifully. Couple of shots of
servers wandering aimlessly with plates, implied that they had the
table numbers correct for once but the kitchen sent out the wrong
course.
Team
(originally David and Justin): red snapper Pontchartrain, corn and
crab salad, fried green tomatoes with salsa verde. It's very nice,
actually. This comes out before the other dish. David: creole spiced
duck with cabbage. The cabbage is nice, and the duck is cooked well,
but it's not “creole” and it doesn't really go with the rest of
the menu. This team appeared to be the most cohesive and teamwork-y,
but none of the dishes on the menu go together.
A
server says to Nini that “they” changed something, and it's not
clear what. Nini returns with table 33's entrees,, because they're
still eating appetizers. Justin continues freaking out, as he has
been doing. Then Kelsey says she's doing desserts for that table,
which is completely ridiculous. Someone has jacked this up. Nini
picks up a ticket from the area that Justin says is “people who are
waiting to fire desserts” and says it's table 33. Justin
immediately accuses Nini of touching his shit and fucking up the
tickets. I mean...if she just took entrees out, I doubt she moved the
ticket over as she was taking entrees out. You know? Justin blames
everything on FOH. David confirms that he and/or Justin moved the
ticket because Nini left with entrees, even though it turned out
table 33 was still on apps. But David also confirms that Nini didn't
touch anything. Back out at the judges' table, we find out that the
last reservations were supposed to be for 10:15, and it's currently
11:12, meaning the last people have been waiting for an hour for
their tables. I know if I make a reservation somewhere, there is no
way I'm waiting that long for my table.
Finally
dessert. Kelsey: buttermilk panna cotta with blackberries and
buttermilk biscuit. Nini: “chocolate”; cocoa nib sorbet,
chocolate crumble and chocolate ganache. The panna cotta is beautiful
and it's also delicious. Nini's dessert isn't chocolately enough, and
appears to be a collection of random things. Padma claims that there
isn't a clear winner or loser. Tom thinks it's the hardest Restaurant
Wars yet. They like the ballotine and the pasta, but not the oysters
or bisque.
Suddenly
it's Stew Room time and beers. No one is happy. Judges' Table. The
winning team is North East! So that's Brian, Adrienne, Eric, and
Eddie. Eddie looks upset but is in shock. Everyone had the same FOH
problems but Brian recovered the best. He wanted a culture in his
place and he made sure the servers knew it. The ballotine was
amazing, and Brian staggers a little bit. Eddie wanted blue collar
steak and cabbage. The steak was perfect. Eric's scallops were a
little salty but they needed to put dishes out. Adrienne had the
cheese everyone loved, and her peaches were delicious and cravable.
The winner is Brian. Yeah that seems right. Look, if Brian's service
manual and attitude meant that his servers did just a tiny bit
better, then that's an advantage you can't ignore. Sara was nice to
her servers too, but she didn't have a manual. He interviews in a
deadpan tone of voice that he's exploding right now, and then he
apologizes to every FOH manager he's ever snapped at. Aww. Everyone
on the team has each won $10,000! Wow! Lots of staggering because no
one expected this.
We're
talking to everyone else. Michelle admits she didn't taste everything
together for all the dishes because they ran out of time. But she
also says that she communicated with FOH well. Sara admits she got
flustered and nervous, which is why she ran on and on about the
dishes when the judges sat down, instead of waiting for them to have
the dishes in front of them. The gazpacho was good, but the candied
ginger was not great. Michelle's agnolotti were amazing. Pablo's
short ribs were not consistently cooked, which he knew, but the puree
was too sweet. Tom starts to talk about how this is why you taste the
dishes as a whole, and Michelle immediately says she takes full
responsibility for that. Brandon's panna cotta was perfect, but his
other dessert had the corn which was weird.
Time
for Third Coast. How did you get in the weeds with seating? Nini says
something about the ticket system, while Justin crosses his arms and
shakes his head and glowers. He blames the servers, that they had no
training. Nini admits that was her responsibility, and that she had
to get the dining room together and spin her ice cream and they were
just behind. She claims the servers all told her they understood, and
then Justin is all “well maybe they just felt pressured to lie
about it.” I mean maybe but out of this whole team, Justin is the
most threatening one in terms of temper so if I was going to lie to
anyone it'd be him honestly. He was the one bitching the most.
Anyway, Justin is convinced that everything is 100% FOH's fault.
Kelsey sort of defends her that the servers were more difficult than
the other restaurants. Justin's bisque didn't taste like seafood and
the texture was thick. The oyster sauce had too many strong flavors.
They liked David's duck dish, and the fish was fine also. Kelsey's
biscuit and panna cotta were great, but Nini's dish was too
disjointed. Kelsey takes the blame for that and says she plated it,
but Nini also claims it was pretty close to what she wanted.
In
the Stew Room, David hugs Nini and tells her it's not her fault. Nini
thanks Kelsey for sticking up for her. Michelle knows she should have
been more aggressive. Nini's FOH was terrible so Tom blames her for
the kitchen problems. But her dish also wasn't that great. But Justin
could have communicated better, plus his dish wasn't great either.
Michelle took responsibility, but they know she has immunity. The
entrees on that team weren't good and Pablo was responsible for both.
Tom
tells everyone Restaurant Wars is hard, and you have to be organized
and be able to make changes. Pablo and Nini are sent home. Pablo's
dishes were the worst on his team, and they're blaming the FOH and
the subsequent kitchen failure on Nini. Nini knows she wasn't
perfect, but Justin should have been held accountable for some of it.
Pablo was too ambitious.
Next
week: cocktails, flappers, someone burns something. Sure.
Last
Chance Kitchen: UGH. I think there are two episodes. Fine. Someone is
going to re-enter the competition. Pablo knows he and Nini were two
top competitors. Nini is kind of worried about how big Brother Luck
is, but Natalie is also terrifying. Someone is going back to Top Chef
two rounds from now. Nini's pissed because she knows Justin threw her
under the bus. Pablo knows he got too ambitious with two entrees (as
I predicted) so he just wants to redeem himself. This challenge will
be to come up with a restaurant concept and one “signature dish”
for the restaurant. This will be a double elimination.
30
minutes. Natalie is going to come up with a dish and then make up a
concept from there. She's got...scallops and vegetables. Brother Luck
wonders aloud why they didn't send home the chef from Pablo's
restaurant, because he doesn't know she was immune. Pablo wants to do
something with vegetables, because he wants to prove to Tom he knows
what he's doing. Nini is going with her “Vietnam meets New Orleans”
she's won with before. Brother Luck is also doing something without a
protein.
Tom
Time! Nini describes her concept as “Mekong Delta meets Mississippi
Delta” and that the restaurant will probably just be called Delta.
She can't marinate her pork chops as much as she wants. Pablo wants
to make good carrots. He's listening to Tom's criticisms. Natalie has
no name for her restaurant, which is healthy and Asian. Brother Luck
is crossing Southwest and Japanese. Tom scoffs at his jalapeno popper
dish, and Brother Luck says he's had this dish on his restaurant menu
for years. Nini feels that this should mean he doesn't win. Natalie's
pan isn't as hot as she wants. But everyone gets done.
Natalie:
her restaurant is going to be NQM's, or Not Quite Mom's. Pan seared
scallops with braised napa cabbage, carrots, asparagus, and mushroom
broth. Pablo: his restaurant is Campo, which means field. Pan seared
carrots with herb yogurt and pickled carrots. Brother Luck: Sun
Blossom. Tempura jalapeno popper. Nini: Delta. Lemongrass grilled
pork chop with corn and tomato salad.
Tom
would eat in any of these restaurants. Natalie's scallops were great
but the vegetables got lost. Pablo's carrots were very acidic. Nini
needed more heat, more herbs, more everything. Brother Luck's dish
wasn't that Japanese. Pablo is out, because the dish wasn't cooked
enough and was too much vinegar. Pablo is not happy but he knows he
didn't execute. The other person who is out is Natalie. Ooo. She was
headed in the right direction but the vegetables didn't get there.
But she knows she belongs in the kitchen. Tom says to listen to his
feedback, because tomorrow they'll need to make two more dishes to go
with this one. Nini needs more flavor, and Brother Luck needs more
Japanese if he's doing fusion.
OK
time for the next episode right now. The knife block is here, along
with big tables. Tom wants a three course menu, with one course being
the dish they served yesterday. One hour to serve all three courses:
first course after 30 minutes, second at 45, and third course at 60.
I kind of like this concept, even if it's going to be crazy. They'll
get some help. Oh, it's current contestant time. And since you'll
have help, you should make an extra six plates for the peanut
gallery. Jim looks excited to eat. They'll get five helpers each.
Alternate knife pulls for helpers. Nini gets Michelle, David, Justin,
Eric, and Brandon. Brother Luck gets Brian, Eddie, Sara, Kelsey, and
Adrienne. He also points out that he had no idea who these people are
or if they even want him around. Also I feel like maybe they redid
the takes until Nini got Justin because come on. And her BFF Kelsey
is on Brother Luck's team? Come on. Nini won't admit she has an
advantage because she knows everyone. She also won't admit she
doesn't want to work with Justin. She knows everyone's strengths, but
she also knows maybe she doesn't trust Justin.
10
minutes before the helpers show up. Nini starts out by making prep
lists for each person, while Brother Luck is running to get
ingredients. Kevin worries that maybe Brother is in trouble because
he took 30 minutes to make his popper that time. The helpers arrive
and Nini is all “Hey guys! Last Chance Kitchen bitches!” Hee. No
one expected Brother Luck though.
Tom
explains how this works, that they have a team they need to work on,
and that the winning team will have an advantage for the Elimination
challenge. Nini tells them their names are on a paper with their
instructions. She's on top of the yelling and orders. Brother Luck
just kind of tells whoever to do whatever, because he doesn't know
who anyone is and couldn't make assignments based on strengths. He's
just paired off everyone (Eddie with him) so there are two people
working on each course. Meanwhile Nini can tell Justin “fry the
shrimp like a po' boy” and that's enough instruction. Nini
threatens everyone that if she loses she'll haunt them all, and
someone says if she loses they'll wear her muumuu around the house.
Heh. Brother Luck is trying to get more Japanese flavors. Justin is
like, no hard feelings about Judges' Table, mostly because he's not
the one who got sent home over what other people said. Everyone else
knows about Justin and Nini having tension. Both chefs are yelling
orders. Justin is asking questions, and it's a little bit “I'm
covering my ass so you can't blame me when this gets fucked up”,
but I feel like this is Justin's way of reassuring Nini that he's
respecting her authority here.
First
courses are up. Nini: po' boy shrimp with fish sauce chili glaze.
Brother Luck: tempura jalapeno popper with pickled cucumber and
carrot tsukemono. Tsukemono is just pickled vegetables. It looks like
they're technically feeding the peanut gallery, but by like, one
shrimp per person. You know? Tom declares the shrimp breading a
little dry, and the tsukemono not pickled enough and the whole dish
not Japanese enough.
Brother
Luck is not worried about the Asianness of his next dishes. Nini
adjusts her salad from yesterday. Nini's pork is not cooking as fast
as they would like, but the scallops are perfect. Kelsey does briefly
consider fucking Brother Luck over so Nini could win. David promises
Nini she'll get back in. Some of the pork is dry, but they've made
more than they need so she should be fine.
Nini:
lemongrass pork chop with herb, corn and tomato salad. The salad is
hotter and has more herbs. It's turned out well. Brother Luck: cumin
dusted scallop with yuzu guacamole and kumquat gastrique. Great
balance and flavor.
The
peanut gallery likes Brother Luck's dish best. Nini goes for bananas
Foster. Brother Luck is going with seared tuna. He can't go through
losing again. And...that's it! So I assume we'll finish this next
week on the regular show. I'll see you then!
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