Previously
on “Hell’s Kitchen”: Christina and Justin are the final two. They picked out
menus and then had that one last competition so they can decide who gets to
have first pick of the eliminated contestants for their team. Christina won (in
a thrilling tiebreaker, of course). She picked Dana, Patrick, Kimmie, and
Robyn. Not sure why she picked Robyn. Justin picked out Barbie, Brian, Royce,
and Clemenza, who is kind of annoyed to be last. As they talked about menus, Clemenza
was less than thrilled, and when Justin gave him some crap about how Clemenza
should want to help Justin to win for
Clemenza’s sake, Clemenza bailed.
Oh
yes…the final episode recap of the entire season. No one minds if I skip this,
right? Right. That’s five minutes off the episode right there.
The
announcer pretends like Justin might be down a person for the final dinner
service, but they don’t even bother to drag it out. Seriously, he says “And now
the conclusion of Hell’s Kitchen” and Clemenza sits back down. You could have
pretended a little bit. Clemenza talks about how he should be in the final two,
because he didn’t go far enough, and Justin kisses his ass a little bit so he’ll
agree to stay. Although Clemenza does admit he’s not bought in 100%.
Everyone
talks about how they should win. Christina is depending on Dana, she says.
Clemenza wanders off while everyone is meeting, because for some reason he’s
decided if Justin needs him, Justin will come get him. Prep starts, and Justin
is micromanaging slightly. I don’t think it’s overkill, I think he’s just
worried about things getting screwed up. Of course Christina is the opposite,
so she’s talking about having fun and telling her team not to call her “chef”
which is stupid.
Ramsey
rolls in to look at the two menus. Clemenza burns some crostini. The whole team
freaks out. Justin says “literally” a bunch of times, even though nothing “literally”
happened. Brian all of a sudden holds up a whole tray of crostini. Nice. Justin
serves cured wild salmon (olives are too salty), cod (which is good but looks
like snot), rib eye (delicious). Ramsey tells him not to be too clever. Christina
serves scallops and risotto (nice), crab meat salad (the ring mold plating is
boring, Ramsey wants sexy), pork loin (delicious but too many collard greens). Ramsey
just wants some oomph. Both Justin and Christina give a last-minute pep talk. Not
very exciting but nice talks all the same.
Justin
gets anal about his team yelling “heard” instead of “yes chef”. Christina tells
Robyn to be honest with her times, and Robyn mutters back that she is honest,
but Christina just says she has to trust her so be honest. Royce screws up some
crab cakes and forgets the sauce or something. They’re dry. Brian gets ordered
to help him. Royce interviews that Justin’s cursing doesn’t help anyone. Then do
it properly, idiot. Ramsey is helping to yell at Royce. Royce is pretty
lackadaisical about it. I’m remembering how much I disliked him. Christina is
suddenly behind now, and we’re led to believe it’s because Dana fails at
cooking scallops. Robyn also fails at risotto? Well, it did sit around because
Dana was behind. Dana yells about appetizers being finished.
Clemenza
is still screwing up, I guess, although I can’t figure out how exactly until he
brings up some raw…something. Salmon, maybe. Clemenza seems to take
responsibility, actually, and they finally finish. Dana cooks some fish, and it’s
not seared enough so Christina tells her to redo it. Dana talks back and says
it’s fine. “What? It’s fine. You don’t want it?” Christina tells her all she
wants from Dana is halibut. Nice. Because she’s lost her mind, Dana brings up
the halibut that Christina already rejected. Did she sear them to put more
color on them? She didn’t even bother to do that. Christina catches it, and
then Dana tries to argue that’s not what she did. Andi jumps in and basically
tells Dana to shut up and cook some new fish. Ramsey yells at her too, and then
tells Christina that she may have to kick Dana off the section. The last
service, Dana sucked at fish then too. Why did you put her back there? Justin’s
team is serving quickly, but something gets sent back for being cold. They blame
Royce, who thinks Justin should have caught it before it went out. Dana finally
brings up good fish. Justin gets on a weird kick and won’t serve anything his
team brings him.
Christina
is somehow on her last table. Dana’s pork is raw. Christina has to decide if
she is going to serve part of the table, and she says not to. Ramsey is glad
she chose to do that. Justin is suddenly on his last table also. And also
Barbie brings up overcooked beef. Did you notice how both finalists had
problems with their last table? What a coincidence. Barbie announces to the
kitchen she doesn’t have two rib eyes. Wow. How did she run out? Did she screw
up too many? Justin has to sub a filet for one of them. Finally everyone gets through
service.
Ramsey
says he’s doing away with the two door thing. The winner of Hell’s Kitchen is…Tavon.
Ha! OK, that was funny. Christina and Justin get sent back to the dorms to
chill for a minute. Ramsey dismisses everyone else, but I’m not sure where they
go to. They never meet up with Christina and Justin. Ramsey “has a hard time”
deciding things. Flashbacks to stuff. Everyone has ups and downs.
Ramsey’s
still doing the two door thing. Of course he is. How could you get rid of such
a dramatic way of revealing the winner? Everyone wants to win, everyone has
worked hard, etc. One last commercial break before the reveal…and the winner is
Christina! She’s so overwhelmed. Justin is devastated, but Ramsey hugs him and
his parents comfort him. Scott and Andy shake up champagne to spray people
with. There are some outtakes of dancing for no reason. And it’s over.
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