Saturday, May 16, 2015

TAR26, Recap Leg 12, 5/15/15





Welcome to Leg 12! Last time, on Seriously Isn’t This Season Over Yet?, teams continued to race through Peru.  Mike and Rochelle finished last and found themselves. . . not eliminated?  Yes that’s right folks, the final 3 is once again the final 4!  But the leg starts NOW!   And in the end one of these four teams will be eliminated part way through the leg: Hayley and Blair, the blind dating doctors in which Hayley can’t seem to shut up and Blair can’t seem to be anything but snarky about it; Mike and Rochelle, the most improbable of the previously dating couples to even still be in the race at this point; Jelani and Jenny, the blind dating lawyers who are fairly cordial with each other, but fall apart when Jenny unleashes her inner tiger mom; and Laura and Tyler, the blind dating couple that actually likes looking at each other since they are quite sexy.  Who will win The Amazing Race 26? (click for more)


Arrival at the pit stop last episode:
1st – Hayley/Blair, Team Mismatched YDC, #RxForLove
2nd – Jelani/Jenny, Team Intelligent YDC, #TheLegalTeam
3rd – Laura/Tyler, Team Clueless YDC, #TeamSoCal
4th – Mike/Rochelle, Team Smalltown Sweetheart YDC, #TruckStopLove

Virgen Del Socorro, Huanchaco, Peru

Date night?  Nope.  But we are reminded about the fact that Mike and Rochelle weren’t eliminated, and the race continued into leg 12 immediately.  Whatever.

Hayley/Blair (1st)
Clue: Fly 3000 miles to your FINAL DESTINATION CITY: Dallas, Texas!  Once there, take a taxi to AT&T Stadium and search for your next clue..  WARNING: One team will be eliminated in the middle of the leg.

Jelani/Jenny (2nd)
Laura/Tyler (3rd)
Mike/Rochelle (4th)

Teams arrive at the airport in the following order:

1- Hayley/Blair
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Laura/Tyler 
4- Mike/Rochelle

And of course, the teams assume that Mike and Rochelle have been eliminated, but surprise!  They haven’t.  Teams manage to get on the same flights (shocking) and take the Amazing Blue Line to Dallas.  Teams arrive at DFW in the following order:

1- Mike/Rochelle
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Laura/Tyler 
4- Hayley/Blair

Teams make their way to AT&T Stadium and arrive in the following order:

1- Mike/Rochelle
2- Laura/Tyler
3- Jelani/Jenny 
4- Hayley/Blair

And teams get the tenth Roadblock clue.

ROADBLOCK:

Who wants to score?

In this roadblock, roadblockers must dress in Dallas Cowboy football gear and bungee cord to the top of the stadium to pick up their playbook.  Once back on the field, roadblockers need to catch a touchdown pass and kick the extra point successfully to get the next clue.

(Toyouke: “I feel like this task is an unnecessary expense.”)

The following teammates (in a display of hegemonic masculinity) take the Roadblock:

1- Mike
2- Tyler
3- Jelani
4- Blair

After much football playing, teams finish the Roadblock in the following order:

1- Laura/Tyler
2- Hayley/Blair
3- Mike/Rochelle 
4- Jelani/Jenny

Teams are now instructed to make their way to P2 Ranch.  They arrive in the following order:

1- Hayley/Blair – but not after their taxi driver has no idea where it is, and they waste twenty minutes waiting on other teams, that they later decide was a bad idea.
2- Laura/Tyler
3- Jelani/Jenny 
4- Mike/Rochelle – who let their cab go when they got to the stadium.  Oops.  (Auburnium0513: “I thought letting that cab go was a bad idea.”)  Then, three minutes from the ranch, their cab driver decides he needs gas.  Double oops.

Teams are now instructed to work as cowboys by getting into appropriate costumes and help to wrangle six Longhorn cattle into a pen.  Once the cattle are in their pens, teams get their next clue.  Oh, and there’s horse riding.

Teams wrangle the cattle and complete the task in the following order:

1- Hayley/Blair
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Laura/Tyler 

Mike and Rochelle  arrive just in time to discover that the cattle have all been wrangled and the arrival of Phil to tell them that this is the final elimination of the Race.  They were disappointed, but now have to hurry and get to the mat!

(Auburnium0513: “I am irritated by the fact that only gimmick teams are actually running for the grand prize.”)  Teams are now instructed to make their way to Reunion Tower for their next clue.  Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Hayley/Blair
2- Laura/Tyler
3- Jelani/Jenny 

And teams get the eleventh and final Roadblock clue.

ROADBLOCK:

Who has a sharp eye?

In this roadblock, roadblockers travel to the top of the tower and rappel down the side while looking for red and yellow flags marking their next destination near the railroad tracks.

The following teammates take the Roadblock:

1- Hayley – who inexplicably misses the flags and send s the team to a parking deck.  And then she redoes the task.
2- Laura
3- Jenny

After much rappeling, teams finish the Roadblock in the following order:

1- Hayley/Blair
2- Laura/Tyler
3- Jelani/Jenny 

Teams now find out that they need to make their way to the red and yellow flags on the Trinity River, where a monster truck rally is taking place.  Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Laura/Tyler
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Hayley/Blair

Teams are instructed to drive a monster truck through the mud pit to get to the storage shed that holds their final task. 

FINAL TASK:

Teams find locked sheds with a combination lock and four locations.  The four locations are placees that correspond to specific legs: Buchhandlung (Leg 8, Namibia), Baan Teelanka (Leg 3, Thailand), Munttoren (Leg 9, The Netherlands), Kanda Myojin (Leg 1, Japan).  The locations are in a different order for each team, and the order corresponds to the number on the combination lock.  Once the lock is open, teams find enlarged selfies that they took during the race.  Teams then arrange them on a world map in chronological order from RIGHT to LEFT in order to get their clue from Big Tom, the judge.

(Toyouke: “Seriously?  The selfie cams actually are involved in the final task?  I’m both satisfied and annoyed at the same time.”)

Teams complete the task in the following order.

1- Laura/Tyler
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Hayley/Blair

Teams are now instructed to drive the monster truck back through the mud to get their clue.  Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Laura/Tyler
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Hayley/Blair

Teams now learn that they must take a taxi to Continental Avenue Bridge to find the FINISH LINE of this racearoundtheworld.  The first team to arrive WILL win the Amazing Race!

1- Laura/Tyler
2- Jelani/Jenny
3- Hayley/Blair

5 continents, 8 countries, 35000  miles, Tyler and Laura, you are the winners of The Amazing Race 26!  And we learn that none of the couples are going to continue their relationships after the race.  Phil: “What kind of love did you find?”  Tyler: “A love of the world!”  We do learn that Jeff and Jackie are still seeing each other, and Matt and Ashley are still engaged.  Woo.

ORDER NOW:
1st – Laura/Tyler 
2nd – Jelani/Jenny 
3rd – Hayley/Blair 
4th – Mike/Rochelle
5th – Matt/Ashley
6th – Aly/Steve
7th – Jeff/Jackie
8th – Bergen/Kurt
9th – Harley/Jonathan
10th – Libby/CJ
11th – Jeff/Lyda

Next time: TAR 27.  Because CBS renewed the series on May 11.  Hopefully, no more Date Night, no more Blind Date couples, and no more Final Three and a Half.  Until next time!

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