Previously
on “Project Runway All Stars”: the final four were asked to make
six-look collections and they celebrated for about a day before
Alyssa showed up with a stupid twist: tomorrow you'll show your
signature look and then someone will be eliminated. I don't know why
they need to do this dumb twist, and also why they couldn't have told
them that up front, but certainly this is how this show usually goes
down. So everyone shows and then they make everyone walk to another
part of the set so they can do one of those stupid one hour
challenges, making shit from scraps or whatever. They didn't even
pretend they couldn't decide who should go home. THEN after that
happened Isaac was all “let's not consider the one hour looks”
because they just wanted to waste our time, I guess. Then Ken was
sent home. He took it much better than he might have in the past. Oh
and because they have one look done now they have to have seven looks
in the collection instead of six. Shut up, show. (click for more)
It's
Day Three. Everyone yells because there are helpers waiting. Candice
for Anthony, Helen for Fabio, and Amanda for Stanley. They shriek and
then get down to business. Fabio tries to incorporate his feedback.
Helen gets an interview which, whatever. None of the helpers have
anything important to say because they're all just talking about how
great everyone is. Fabio likes having people around again. Stanley
talks about finishing third his season. Fabio designs a coat, but
it's his interpretation of a gown? Sounds like Fabio. Anthony drapes
a dress while Candice just keeps telling him how great it is. Like
all she is doing is praising him. I love Anthony too but damn.
Oh
Anne is here. Fabio knows he needs to go all out with how odd his
style is. He's scrapping his top with the birds on it. Anne
encourages him to be even louder than he currently is. That was
useless. Stanley's inspiration is “modern, bold, classic” which
is nice and all but boring to be sure. There doesn't seem to be any
color, but he claims there's going to be eventually. You don't get
points for tasteful. He needs something very bright. Anthony needs
more Rihanna and maybe less Audrey Hepburn. So he's got some prints
and ostrich feathers and plenty of colors. Of course now Anne is
worried he has too much going on. I would rather have crazy than
boring. Anthony is glad to have too many things happening, instead of
being out of ideas.
Fabio
has a look in ivory that he says he's hitting the wall on. He just
needs to push it. Helen says something about “new Fabio” and this
is exactly what he needs and now there's more smocking. What? I'm
sorry, but this is boring. Everyone is struggling and then magically
having ideas and Anne was useless as usual.
Day
Four. Everyone gets to go to Mood because of that last look. Stanley
actually buys some color. Anthony is going to paint velvet. Fabio
buys bright canary yellow. Stanley thinks he can get all seven looks
done today. I'm noticing there are no helpers here today. Anthony
hasn't made a collection before, or at least not for this show. So he
may be at a disadvantage. Oh there are the helpers. Candice and
Amanda whisper about how he's not pacing and I guess his looks are
too complicated. So they don't think he'll get done in time. Candice
whines that he's wasting time trying to think of things. What do you
care? Stanley has Amanda spray paint wooden belt buckles because he
wants them to be black. Fabio's yellow is a nice pop of color. Model
fittings. Anthony reveals that he's scrapping his signature look from
last week because the color overpowers the print he got. Nothing
happens from the model fitting. Candice whines to Helen and Stanley
about how much work Anthony had her do. Whatever. He knows he's
taking forever, but he also doesn't want to skimp on fit and so
forth.
Day
Five. Plenty of finishing and hemming and stuff. Anthony seems to
have whole looks to construct. Amanda goes into the sewing room all
“Stanley why is this wavy?” and he curses. I think she put a
zipper in, in a leather piece, and now it's not lying flat. They act
like it's the end of the world but after a commercial everyone stops
freaking out and fixes it. Anthony paints by flinging paint and being
silly. He's scrapping the feathers. The helpers leave so now it's
crunch time. Fabio says he just has to put fasteners but no
construction left. Stanley is in a similar place, but Anthony has
pieces to finish sewing.
Once
the day is over, in the lounge they have cake and champagne and
sparklers for some reason. Also there's a montage the final three
giving each other shit and yelling at each other across the room. I
feel like these three actually like each other which is nice.
Runway
Day. Anthony has to build at least a bodice and a skirt. Hot makeup
guy Scott is back. I'll miss you while this show is gone, hot makeup
guy Scott. Nothing much happens in the rest of this segment except
everyone talks about how they would love to win, but if they don't
they're glad to lose to their competitors because they're so great.
There's
a real runway with an audience and everything. Guest judges are Zac
and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Stanley is up first, talking about his
buzzwords and then quickly leaving. The belt buckles turned out
great, because they look like giant buttons. Everything is very
simple but well-tailored. There's a coral dress with long sleeves.
Actually there are a lot of sleeves. The leather dress with the
zipper that they were freaking out about looks fine. Eventually he
sends out a huge top with very wide pants, so a really voluminous
look in black and white. I know I'm not saying a lot about these
looks, but we are in the last half hour of the show. So we spent an
hour in the workroom, and then Stanley's collection walks by in about
2 minutes. So I'm not spending a lot of time on it either. Couple of
miniskirts, couple of pants, couple of longer skirts. It looks good,
and I like a tea length dress with long sleeves and a boatneck, but
there isn't anything interesting about Stanley's looks. He's put flat
shoes on everyone. The one “interesting” look with all the volume
doesn't go with the rest of the looks.
Fabio
talks about past, present, and future working together. He starts
with his skirt with the smocking, but paired with a shirt in bright
yellow and white, like an egg yolk. It's got the same shape as the
bird shirt, though. Lots of black and white stripes with the yellow
here and there in a jacket or top. There are a couple of jumpsuits,
or at least pants with long jackets, and even a pair of shorts.
There's a skirt with a wavy fabric that looks cool. Like the whole
fabric is wavy lines that are slightly sheer. He also has a long
caftan, but instead of like, Michael Costello's caftans that were
always just a bunch of fabric thrown together, this one is slimmer,
like a long housecoat, in a blue and dark sliver stripe. But there
are pants underneath. It reminds me of something Fabio himself would
wear. Maybe it's a dress? Because it's Fabio, most of the looks have
a sculpted sleeve or have a lot of volume, or the back is gathered so
it drapes in a cool way.
Anthony
is hilarious. His first look is the black velvet dress he was
painting on and...oof. First of all, his model is teetering like the
skirt is too tight for her to walk in. Second, it's white spattered
paint on a black fabric and we all know what that looks like.
Especially when there's one big drip. The second look has a sheer top
with a drape, so basically what Ken did when he sewed a length of
fabric to the top of the bodice. He has some tight pants with another
dust ruffle top. The little black dress is nice from the back but
compared to the rest of the collection it's boring. The final gown is
a basic ball gown, but in a print and with a huge train. The skirt is
that design where you have a slim column and then a big train sewed
behind. The collection looks very fancy, but is maybe slightly tacky?
I don't mind it, but it kind of sticks out. But the sculptural looks
and the “Fashion” of some of the looks also stand out.
Alyssa
wastes time recapping the entire season. Girl. There are twenty
minutes left in this show. Critiques one at a time, so Stanley is up
first. Isaac loves the coral dress, because somehow it's sexy even
though she's covered up. Then he takes issue with the belt buckles,
because Stanley left the cross bars so you can see they're buckles.
Whatever, Isaac. It's simple but well done. Georgina says the clothes
could be in a store right now. Remember when that used to be a bad
thing? Zac hates the signature look. Good. Catherine loves the first
look, which is a long floor-length coat with the belt buckles in two
rows down the front on the bodice, and some slightly wide pants, all
in ivory. They love the box pleat in the back of the belt buckle
coat.
Fabio's
turn. Georgina tells him that she didn't realize he was so good at
draping. She wishes he had put those beautiful draped pieces with
something more street. Isaac was emotional because Isaac, and then he
says something about how his oddness should just be fucking odd?
Catherine wants the coat Fabio has on, and of course he's about to
give it to her. Heh. She loves the dark navy jumpsuit, which is just
well fitted, with a pointed shoulder and cropped ankle pants. He has
a white draped jacket/top, with puffy sleeves, and Zac wishes it was
a dress and not paired with baby blue pants. Fabio explains that it
was a dress, but his customer doesn't necessarily wear dresses so he
didn't want one.
Anthony
managed to get all his models a pixie cut. The little black dress is
shaped wonderfully and he says it's because of something Georgina
said once. The gown is gorgeous, and Georgina says she maybe doesn't
love the print, but there's rock and roll in his collection and she
wasn't expecting it. The look with the sheer top is maybe too long,
because it's ankle length, and she thinks it's a little tacky. Zac
pipes up about how Rihanna is a close friend of his and she would
totally wear that. Isaac argues with Georgina about the gown print.
Catherine points out the little black dress, which is one shouldered
and sort of long, is great for women like herself with boobs.
Each
designer is so different, it's very hard to compare them. And they
all did a great job, so there's no one person who shit the bed. Isaac
says Stanley's collection was the most balanced. It had a lot of
polish. Fabio's collection was beautiful and also innovative. He was
interesting and had the most original pieces. Anthony is of course
exuberant. Isaac says he cut loose, and you can't teach people how to
cut loose. They of course are having a hard time deciding. Isaac says
it depends on what you want. Chaste and kind of pure, then Stanley.
The “now” runway, then Anthony. Something you don't quite get,
then Fabio. Georgina insists that whoever they give this win to, they
understand what to do with it. You want to make sure they understand
what to do with a meaningless prize from a reality show? Sure.
Anthony
is the winner! He shrieks of course and then hugs Fabio and cries. He
can't believe it. I love Anthony. Fabio says it sucks but he's proud
of his collection. Stanley says basically the same thing. Alyssa gets
choked up telling him how he's stayed true to himself. Aww!
OK
guys here is the deal: this show was supposed to have at least two
more seasons, but Lifetime broke the deal with Weinstein Co. because
of all the shit that's gone down. You can read about it here:
http://www.tvguide.com/news/project-runway-lifetime-harvey-weinstein/
As of right now they don't plan to make more seasons. So the show
might be over. If it's back, then I'll be back too. But if not, I
just want to thank you for reading and all the support you guys have
given me. I appreciate all your comments! I'll miss you but thank you
for reading!
3 comments:
Great recap Toyouke! I don't want to think of it as your last recap of Project Runway, so I will continue to believe you will be back and so will Hot Makeup Guy Scott ;-}
I've always enjoyed reading your recaps and your reactions to the designers. No one makes them as much fun as you do - especially the more wacky ones.
Until next time - thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh yea, congratulations Anthony!
I finally got around to watching the last episode. This show can't be over! I've loved silently reading your recaps every week and especially loved the shout out I got after responding to your Reddit post!
Thanks for all the work you put into these!
Oh that was you! Thank you for the shout-out! They might still work something out, but no one knows yet. So we'll see, and if they don't I'm sure someone somewhere will make a knockoff for everyone to watch.
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