Top Chef:All Stars 3/26/20--"The Jonathan Gold Standard" summary

Previously on “Top Chef”: We started with a mise en place race, where of course you have to cook with the ingredients. The first team to finish won, in spite of Hipster Joe's terrible pasta. The team members were each were a team leader for the Elimination challenge, which was to cook seafood on the beach over a firepit. Gregory cooked perfect salmon and won. Both Hipster Joe and Lee Anne made mistakes in both the Quickfire and the Elimination challenge, but Hipster Joe was eliminated. But of course, Last Chance Kitchen. (click for more)

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Top Chef:All Stars 3/19/20--"It's Like They Never Left" summary

Previously on “Top Chef”: It's all stars time! Some normalcy, which I think is very necessary. (click for more)

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Project Runway 3/12/20--"Finale pt. 2" summary

Previously on “Project Runway”: the four finalists all made collections and showed three looks to the judges. Everyone got criticism and then they acted like they didn't know how many people they were going to eliminate. But they have to know, because they didn't have time to discuss who they were eliminating. And I accounted for the edit. Whatever. (click for more)

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Project Runway 3/5/20--"Finale pt. 1" summary

Previously on “Project Runway”: we had an avant garde challenge that was actually pretty good. Compared to the level of “avant garde” this show usually produces. But with a double elimination everyone mostly freaked out. In the end Marquise and Brittany were eliminated, which means that everyone the judges eliminated is actually gone. Interesting. (click for more)

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Project Runway 2/27/20--"The Height of Avant Garde" summary

Previously on “Project Runway”: makeover time. Design a “victory dress” for an Olympian. Generally everyone did a good job, although the big errors were mostly just boring. Nancy won, for making a functional dress and train for a wheelchair user. No one was eliminated, technically because everyone made their clients happy, but whatever. (click for more)

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Project Runway 2/20/20--"Olympic Game Plan" summary

Previously on “Project Runway”: everyone had to tie-dye. Also stay up all night. Geoffrey made a beautiful gown in dark olive green with some mustard starburst patterns and won. Delvin made a “cheap church dress” that was well made, but didn't have anything interesting happening. So he was sent home over Victoria's ugly outfit. (click for more)

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Project Runway 2/13/20--"Live and Let Tie Dye" summary

Previously on “Project Runway”: the designers were asked to reinvent the tuxedo. To do this they got the aid of eliminated designers. This didn't cause as much drama as Delvin shittalking Nancy and blaming her for sabotaging him, or Sergio making up a political stance for his dress that was offensive (he said America was the greatest in the 1950s). In the end, Marquise won, which I knew he would because he designs his own looks for his ballroom competitions. Brittany made some shorts that were terrible, and just in general didn't tailor well, so she was eliminated. But then Christian Saved her, so I guess she's got a second chance. (click for more)

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