Project Runway 9/4/25--"Runway Rodeo" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: Madeline was eliminated, because she was boring and sad. Then everyone had to make streetwear, which was not well defined and not everyone makes streetwear but fine. Ethan made a bodysuit which was basically elastic straps, but was safe for some reason. Antonio declared at the beginning of the episode he was ready to beat his brother at something, so naturally he was in the top. Belania won, though. Everyone thought Yuchen was going to win, but he was too boring and everyone is like offended. Joan had too much tailoring and ugly fabric so she's also in the bottom. (click for more)

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Project Runway 8/28/25--"Hit the Streets" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: Joseph McRae was voted out, because there is no way they'd let a twin go home, and Joan is more mainstream. Then everyone had to make a “companion” piece for their unconventional materials look, which is a problem if you hate your unconventional materials look, as Joan and Madeline do. Joan managed to get some tailoring together for a suit, but Madeline was not successful. The twins helped each other, of course, and people got really pissy about it. Like, sniping that it must be nice to have your best friend here for moral support, I wish I had my sibling here, etc., as if they wouldn't also be leaning on them and pissing everyone else off. Belania got screwed over because her model called in sick last minute and she had to take in her outfit 4 sizes. Which is why it should be all plus-size models. Antonio was in the bottom but Heidi said it was her favorite because of course she did, so he is probably safe. Madeline had a sad outfit, and Belania had a boring outfit and resting bitch face. Veejay won, which is good because she should have won the unconventional materials challenge but we had to have only Law judge to cause drama. (click for more)

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Project Runway 8/21/25--"Complementary Couture" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: Angelo was eliminated, because he is too boring and the producers know they can get some good TV out of Ethan. Then we had the unconventional materials challenge, which is a staple and always at least decent. And they did away with teams! So it was not bad. Even when Christian announced that the runway would be in the workroom, that just meant they'd have decent lighting for once. But the enshittification of the show continued, because there was only one judge: Law. And Law felt that Yuchen's soccer ball bikini, where he just cut balls in half and slapped them on his model, that should win over Veejay's lacy badminton shuttlecock dress. Then he put Joan, Joseph McRae, and Antonio in the bottom and told the remaining designers they would vote for who goes home. Because they think we all want to listen to these people bicker? I want to watch Jesus suddenly go from calling Veejay a bitch at every turn to telling everyone she's right, just because she wants to keep his twin in the show? Nope. (click for more)

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Project Runway posts on Fridays

 Hi all, I'm gonna make a blanket decision that Project Runway recaps will be posted on Fridays. School started back up and in addition to being wiped from school, the fact that it starts so late and I have to be up early means I don't really want to stay up.  Plus if I'm being honest? I don't have the motivation with how this season is progressing. So they're going to be up Friday afternoons/evenings. 

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Project Runway 8/14/25--"Sew Elementary" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: We're apparently going to continue the nonsense of cliffhangers and waiting for the next week for eliminations. However, I've seen previews, and a shot from Good Morning America, with at least one spoiler. This is in addition to Heidi going out in a winning outfit and telling everyone whose it was. So even though we are going to have cliffhanger endings, we're also not putting forth any kind of effort to avoid actual spoilers. Anyway, Alex was eliminated, and then Ethan and Jesus picked their own teams because we don't have leadership or whatever. They had to make exciting clothes out of “boring” fabric, which is dumb because one fabric was denim and one was a lovely sage wool. Ethan wanted “showstoppers” so his whole team had completely ridiculous clothes and everyone hated them. Belania won because she was picked last. You know that's why. Ethan, Angelo, and Joan were the bottom three, with Joan having a slight edge. (click for more)

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Project Runway 8/7/25--"Boring to Brilliant" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: First things first, Caycee was the first person eliminated. They're going to keep this cliffhanger shit going all season, in case you were wondering how things were going on the new network. Then we kept the teams, but since Ethan won he was allowed to trade one person out from his team. He chose to get rid of Jesus and take Madeline. It means if there is any twin drama, it's on the other team. Then teams had to make athleisure looks that supposedly could be worn to cocktails. You can't have functional workout wear that can go to cocktails. Coffee maybe. Since it's a reality show, of course Jesus's new team won and Jesus was the individual winner. The implication was that no one took over Ethan's team so they didn't have direction, whereas the twins, while bossy, did force everyone to conform and be cohesive. Whatever. Also we continued with the chyrons counting down to the next event (Christian's visit, model fitting, whatever). I think if we're going to constantly update us on time left, you should give us the challenges in number of hours and not days, and then every chyron is just “X hours left”. Alex, Angelo, and Veejay are the bottom three, and they don't seem to narrow it down immediately like they did last time. (click for more)

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Project Runway 7/31/25--"Feel the Burn" summary

 

Previously on “Project Runway”: we went right back to what people hated about the Lifetime seasons with twins and a team challenge. Oh and sponsors, because supposedly many designers get into fashion because of Disney princesses, so we had a Princesses group and a Villains group. Jesus decided to be in charge of his group, which meant calling people bitches and getting bossy, and then insisting it was just that other people were not team players. This continued after his team won and he got some negative critiques. Angelo (Jesus's twin) and Caycee (who was on season 19 and went out first) are the bottom two, but they ended the episode before we found out who lost. (click for more)

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