Previously
on “90 Day Fiance”: Colt and Larissa fought over the wedding.
Larissa wants a fancy dinner at a fancy restaurant, like, say, this
Brazilian steakhouse. Colt does not want to spend as much money. He
made a stupid joke, then when Larissa got mad he tried to fix it by
taking her to look at a venue, but then while there he flirted with
the hostess and pissed off Larissa again. Steven continued to be an
ass, but in interview he claimed to get it. But when actually
speaking to Olga he acted like they both were causing the problem.
Ashley decided she didn't trust Jay, even though she basically
admitted to everyone that she didn't care if he was cheating on her
in Jamaica (she also changed the story to “Natalie lied about Jay
in Jamaica”). Now that he's here, apparently, he's not allowed to
talk to anyone that's not his family and has to tell her where he's
going. They had a really annoying fight about it, where Jay was
offended that Ashley was suspicious but also wouldn't say anything to
clear himself. I have zero patience for someone who kicked her best
friend out of her life for saying “Jay cheated on you” but then
can turn around and say “I don't trust him and he better not be
cheating”. Eric and Leida finally went back to their lives, after
taking Leida's family back to the airport. Reina was so unhappy she
refused to say goodbye. Leida is apparently personally offended by
the messy apartment, and she decided Tasha did it on purpose. As they
met for the first time, Leida basically ordered Tasha to move out
that day, while Eric tried to tell her he wasn't putting his daughter
on the street, and also suggesting things like Tasha staying in a
motel. Tasha pointed out that she's on the lease, and Leida isn't, so
whatever. Kalani refused to deal with her problems like an adult and
had her brother Nick take Asuelu out with the baby so that Nick could
spy and see if Asuelu was “safe” with Oliver. Nick decided that
putting the baby on his shoulders, while holding onto him, was so
unsafe that Kalani shouldn't marry him. Asuelu was not happy to learn
about the spying, because Kalani just flat out told him like it was
no big deal. He asked if he always does things wrong then why is he
here? Jonathan and Fernanda went to Chicago, where Jonathan's sister
was pleasant in person but not very supportive in confessional.
Jonathan's mom was passive aggressive and kept bringing up Fernanda's
age and pretending she didn't mean to be harsh. (click for more)
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Saturday, August 17, 2019
90 Day Fiance--"Flirting With Disaster" summary s6e6
Previously
on “90 Day Fiance”: Fernanda sulked overnight and eventually
forgave Jonathan, although I'm not sure it was because of anything he
actually did. I think she just got tired of making him beg
forgiveness. Then he admitted to her that his mother only found out
about the engagement on social media, and so maybe his family won't
instantly love her. Olga finally had her Caesarian section and had a
healthy baby boy. Steven is very self-absorbed, and only concerned
about himself, until the baby is finally here and he is holding his
son. He sadly did not faint at the sight of blood. This is short
lived because as soon as Olga is discharged, he was over in the
hospital yelling at her to hurry up and change into street clothes so
they can go home because according to him, only being allowed into
the hospital for an hour a day is the worst thing to happen to him.
Larissa tried to get Colt to buy a better car, one with air
conditioning, but he said it's not in the budget. She literally says
she would rather have a car than a big wedding. Later Colt decided he
needed to buy her a giant ring to propose properly, and Larissa
showed the most emotion and love for Colt she has shown this whole
season. This is after Colt took her to the Stratosphere, which is the
tallest structure on the Vegas Strip, knowing she was afraid of
heights. So he just didn't warn her because otherwise she wouldn't
agree to go. Jay thought everyone was staring at him, because Ashley
lives in a neighborhood with no black people. He got his hair cut and
the guys at the barbershop were hilarious, plus he seemed much more
comfortable with other black guys. Asuelu and Kalani drove to Utah.
Asuelu is not used to car seats, so when Oliver started crying he
took the baby out of the car seat while they were on the highway.
Kalani completely lost her shit and screamed at him, so in response
to her “treating [him] like a child”, he refused to speak to her
until the next morning. They then met Kalani's brother Nick who felt
the best way to start his relationship with his future brother-in-law
is to demand a nickname because his name is too long, then give him a
condom. Leida hated Eric's apartment so much she refused to sleep
there, and then the next morning she took her whole family over to
look at it. Immediately after they agreed that it was a dump, she
changed her tune about how Eric was looking for somewhere else, and
she'll just have to deal with it. I have no idea why she would say
“My family won't let me stay here if they think it's not good
enough” and then take them to the apartment to show them it wasn't
good enough. Then her family tried to shame her into not forcing
Tasha to move out and offered Eric money for a better place and Leida
said she wasn't moving back and I have no idea. (click for more)
Sunday, August 4, 2019
90 Day Fiance--"Not What I Thought" summary s6e5
Previously
on “90 Day Fiance”: Larissa wanted to buy a couch, but Colt's mom
wouldn't let her buy one without Colt's input. She sulked for a
while, and then we were told that Colt and his mom share a bank
account and that Colt thought they'd continue that after marriage.
Mom clarified later (on the live show) that they have a joint account
for household expenses, but they also have separate accounts. She
also said Larissa is really funny and has redeeming qualities.
Larissa and Colt went to visit Colt's cousin, who decided they're not
going to work out because Colt just wants sex, and Larissa is just
using him for a green card. Olga went into labor, and Steven was a
complete idiot about how he was going to be present for his son's
birth, if he had to fight the whole hospital. They did eventually let
him in, and then Olga went for a Cesarean section so who knows how
Steven is going to react. Leida's family returned to Wisconsin, but
not after she told Eric her son isn't comfortable with him, like
that's going to help. When she finally saw his apartment, she was
horrified because it's a huge mess. Eric blamed his daughter, but she
said in the live show afterwards that he did not clean before
leaving. Leida hated the apartment and she doesn't like that Eric
speaks to his ex wife and she knows her family will hate it too.
Ashley threw Jay a surprise party, and of course Jay and Natalie had
to have a conversation where he demanded she say exactly what she
overheard about his cheating, which she wouldn't do, but then he
never actually denied anything. Jay decided this drama meant that
Natalie had to be cut out of their lives forever, and Ashley agreed,
saying Natalie was just jealous and attention-seeking. So she cut
Natalie out of the wedding. Fernanda and Jonathan went to Myrtle
Beach to get away. During dinner Fernanda said she was worried
Jonathan's family wouldn't like her, even though he made it clear he
didn't care if they did or not. Later they went clubbing, and some
random girl tried to dance with him. Fernanda lost it and stormed out
and they had a big fight. Asuelu and Kalani are going to move to
Utah, because Kalani quit her job to hang out with Asuelu and so now
they have to live at her parents' second home. Before they left, they
had another super awkward dinner with her sister, who reluctantly
admitted she'll probably have to give Asuelu a chance. (click for
more)