Welcome to Leg 5! Last time, on Go Long and Strong and Hard
in This Muslim Country, Twinnie!, teams raced from Indonesia to Bangladesh. Nadiya was loud. James and Abba collected rats. And Gary and Will find themselves eliminated
after being too slow and lost. Who
will be eliminated. . . next? (Toyouke:
“I can't believe it's ON TIME.”) (click for more)
Monday, October 29, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Project Runway All Stars 10/25/12--"Redemption on the Runway" summary
Previously on Project Runway: a really boring
regular season. And another set of All Stars back for more. I want to make some
predictions. Josh and Wendy were the biggest “villains”, so one of them will
suddenly be nice to everyone and not be obnoxious. Kind of like how Kenley
turned out. I’m hoping for Josh, because if I have to listen to his bitch diva
self every week I’m going to hate it. Kayne will try not to make gowns, which
maybe will not be successful. I’m not sure who will win, because last season we
had Mondo, and it was clear a lot of people thought he should have won. There doesn’t
seem to be another person like that this season, although I could be wrong.
(click for more)
Monday, October 22, 2012
TAR21, Recap Leg 4, 10/21/12
Welcome to Leg 4! Last time, on I Don’t Know How Many Dudes
Had Their Mouth on This Thing Before Me, teams raced from Surabaya,
Indonesia to Bangil. There
was plate breaking and egg making, and Abbie and Ryan winning. Pleh.
One of the most exciting Pit Stop races ever eliminated the blondies. (Toyouke: “Gary
and Will did not make "a super comeback". They did not "knock
Caitlin and Brittany out of the race". The rickshaw driver did that.”) Who will be eliminated. . . next? (click for more)
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Project Runway 10/18/12--"Finale Part 2" summary
Previously on Project Runway: We spent all that time on home visits and looking at everyone’s
collections and a runway show, and then the judges decided not to eliminate
anyone. Just like last year! Although, unlike last year, I’m not sure who it
was that was being saved. I mean, obviously last season Anya screwed up so they
were saving her so she could win. Everyone had problems with their designs,
although I guess mostly it was with styling. Whatever. Waste of an episode.
(click for more)
Sunday, October 14, 2012
TAR21, Recap Leg 3, 10/14/12
Welcome to Leg 3! Last
time, on Who Knew That Making Balloon Animals
Was Something Gays Did Well?, teams raced from Shanghai, China to Surabaya,
Indonesia. Teams had to “race” bulls,
entertain children, and haul ice. Natalie
and Nadiya won first place and the Express Pass, while sadly, Amy and Daniel
got a horrible cab driver and were eliminated. It was very sad. Who will be eliminated. . . next?
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Project Runway 10/11/12--"Finale Part 1" summary
Previously on Project Runway: There was a lame “avant garde” challenge which didn’t really
result in any avant garde clothing, aside from which it was all full of product
placement. Dmitry won, which, whatever, and Sonjia went home. Sad. So our final
four are Dmitry, Chris, Fabio, and Melissa.
Monday, October 8, 2012
TAR21, Recap Leg 2, 10/8/12
Welcome to Leg 2! Last time, on
I Can’t Believe I Got Beat In Ping Pong By A Kid With a Clipboard, teams
raced from Los Angeles to Shanghai, China.
Teams played ping-pong and ate fallopian tubes. Tide To Go Joe and his woman got first, and
now have a $2000000 target on their backs.
Rob and Sheila were eliminated. Who
will be eliminated. . . next?
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Project Runway 10/4/12--"In a Place Far, Far Away" summary
Previously on Project Runway: Heidi used the designers for free labor and made everyone design
outfits for her baby line. I mean, clearly Heidi has a line of baby clothes. Also
just for fun everyone had to take care of dolls that cried and were fussy. There
were real clients, though, so that was cute. Even though they put in a twist
that the designers also had to make an outfit for mom. Chris’s mom hated the
outfit she got, but the dress for her daughter was a winner. Sonjia won also,
by making a very cute suit out of fleece for a little boy. Elena just slapped a
bunch of random colors together and her outfit made everyone tell her it looked
like a thrift store outfit, so she was sent home.
Monday, October 1, 2012
TAR21, Recap Leg 1, 9/30/12
Welcome to Leg 1! We’re back to TAR after a hiatus, and it
couldn’t come soon enough. This time, we
are travelling through California.
AGAIN. This time, though, all the
teams are on a hippie bus, driving through Pasedena, past City Hall to the
Colorado Street Bridge. (Toyouke: “What is with the hippie bus?”) After getting off the bus, the eleven teams
are:
TAR21, Recap Leg 0, 9/23/12
Welcome back to the Amazing
Race! Miss me? I thought so.
First off, we have some excellent countries on the list, including
return visits to China, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Turkey and the Netherlands! We’re at eleven teams, so no monkey business
from the producers, although I hear there is a potential TWO MILLION DOLLARS on
the line, and a Switchback Task in the Netherlands. And Toyouke is nearby to
throw in her two cents. (Toyouke: “Let’s do this. Quickly.”)
The eleven teams are: